Comedy, the religeous right, the conservative right, and the right to paaaaaarty.
Pat Robertson, George Bush, Satan, my sexy clone, and any pot dealer that sells nickle bags.
Pink Floyd, Muse, Radiohead, Miami Sound Machine, Raffy, Janes Addiction, and a little Charlie Daniels (before he became a christian)
Requiem for a dream, Ghostbusters, se7en, Killer Clowns from Outer Space, Clockwork Orange, any Kubrick movie, any Pauly Shore movie, and finally any Peter North movie! Now that guys got talent!
Cheaters, Maury, Tyra Banks (only to play my favorite game TRY TO RUB ONE OUT BEFORE SHE MENTIONS MODELING) and anything on Nick at Night, perferably Saved by the Bell re-runs.
Ha Ha, who the hell reads.
My mother, Bill Hicks, Jesus, Roger Waters, Muse, Bob Marley, and Superman! (the one that died)