Here is a video of me dreaming and running...or dreaming about running...
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First off, I'm really going to be 9 years old (on March 9th). I live in a nice house with my friends/family members Bryan and Debbie. Bryan's girlfriend Michelle is always there too, so I consider her as part of the family as well.
Now, about me: My original name at the racetrack was Rooftop Sammo (Sammy for short.) But since racing wasn't quite my thing, I was lucky enough to get out of it. And now that I have the life that I always dreamed of, there are things that I discovered are vital to my well-being. Like food! It was because of my love for food, I got my new name. I am such a pro at stealing food that I was a lil' "Bandit". It's true! Boy do I love food. In fact, out of all the things in life, my main goal is to eat as much food as humanly possible. I try to enhance my diet with eating a large variety of foods; some in which probably aren't edible. My diets usually consist of lots of yummies (of course), candles, packages of Dentine Fire gum, dog shampoo, large bags of chocolates such as Hersey's kisses, Celebrations (Who cares if people say that chocolate's bad for dogs?! It tastes just too good to pass up!) Um... I like to eat garbage. Garbage is really good because you get all sorts of leftovers all thrown into one little feed-bag. For whatever reason, nobody else in the family seems to like it; but that's okay. More for me! I like to eat tissues and the corner of the coffee table in the living room. I loved to eat the black rocks that were in a candle display in the living room. Sadly, I ate them all, so I guess that's the end of that. I tried eating potporri and onions. But most of all, I LOVE bread. Bread is my weakness. Bagels, hotdog rolls, english muffins... you name it, I've probably eaten it. Although Bryan and Debbie don't seem to fully understand the way my diet works. I try and leave them at least part of the food that I get into for when they come home, but I don't think they have realized that I'm just trying to be polite and share with them the goodies that I have found!
Other than that, I love to drool. Particularly on the kitchen table while your eating or on your shirt and pants. Oh! And I love drooling on beds and couches. And speaking of beds, I love to shred them up with my nails. I try to shred up the newer sheets more, since I find it to look a bit more artsy that way with all the jagged stripes and all. I also love to "love". I try to follow people around as much as possible with my head up their butts to remind them that I'm with them every step of the way. I like to step on their heels and pant heavily even if I'm just standing there. I like to jab my head into their bodies so I can try to get them to pet me. Because- I LOVE attention!
I also like to be pretty lazy during the day with an occasional spurt of energy in which involves me tearing back and forth down the hallway with one of the several stuffed toys that I have-most in which I have already broke the squeaker with. I love going for car rides, although I don't like to lay down. I'd much rather stand and wobble around and put Michelle's car into neutral as she's driving, then fart and turn on her windshield wipers when she's driving on a main road on a sunny day and then press my butt against the windshield and then put her car into 2nd gear before I head to the back of the car. That's a lot of fun... although I don't think that she thought it was as funny as I did. Hmmm.... There's just so much that I love! I can barely tell it all! I suppose you can ask me for more if you'd like....ModMySpace Profile Customizer
