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About Me

Hi, My real name is Harley, but I go by "Harley Earl" or "HB"; which stands for Harley Boy or Harley Bear. My full name is Harley Wee Weenie Pee Squatter The Doufas of Earl Meza. BOL! (My Mom thinks that's funny, I am not amused). I am a German Shepherd and Leonberger mix. In Human Years I am 3, which just puts me at the drinking age for DOGS!!! Yeah Baby! I like to run with the big dogs but unfortunantly I live with a neurotic chihuahua who I usually just hike my leg on. I love it when my Mom picks her up and says "Why the hell is she all wet and what the fuck is that smell???"
I enjoy sleeping out on my deck and chasing lizards. Poor Bastards don't have a chance! I eat mesquite pods for fun, I drag them onto Mom's bed and leave little presents for her, she loves that. Two things you should know about me: I am afraid of thunder and I love my fellow felines, but lets keep that on the down low or the neighbor dogs will never let me live it down.
My Favorite Joke: How many German Shepards Does It Take To Change a Lightbulb? A: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with biscuits! The bigger the better, don't try too fool me with that healthy biscuit shit - I know you are trying to slip me real carrots in that thing! Mindless Assholes!Oh and any female bitch cop dogs - or any female cops. That Ann Marie Lucas from the animal planet is one hot dame!

All About Me!!!
Name: Harley
Date of Birth: 03/01/2003
Place of Birth: At a House
Where you live now: Tucson, Az in a House
Type of animal: I'm a Dawg, Yo!!
Breed: German Shephard & Leonberger Mix
Favorite Toy: A Hedgehog
Favorite Store: PetSmart!!!!!
Favorite Brand of Food: Brand? I don't know, but it tastes good.
Favorite Color: Black
In the past month have you been to a pet supply store such as petco...ect: YES!
In the past month have you been to the vet: No (YAY!)
Dogs Only
Collar or Harness: I use both
Retractable Leash or Regular Leash: Regular
Wet Food or Dry Food Wet! But I eat Dry :-(
Ceramic Bowl, Metal Bowl or Plastic Bowl: Plastic
Do you sleep in a crate: No, I sleep where ever I want!
Rawhides or squeaky toys: SQUEAKY!
Everyone
How many toys do you have: Oh......about 40 or so.
Do you like to swim: Yes
Do you chase bugs outside: Oh Yes, Especially Lizards
Do you like fluffy blankets to sleep on: No, I have a bed though.
Favorite Treats: All of Them!

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My Blog

What is my job again???

Woah, was it ever a crazy day here at the HB Casa! My Mom is rather disappointed in me, I forgot I was a watch dog. How does one forget thet they are a watch dog? Hmmm........I'll ha...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 13:43:00 GMT

A girlfriend fur me?

Today I read the official wurd that my dawg crush said YES! Woot! Woot! I couldn't believe it, my first girlfriend. Well, der was dat thing wit da cat, but we won't t...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 21:02:00 GMT

I've been tagged by Bailey

The first player of this game starts with the five weird habits or things about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own about five odd habits and things they do as well as st...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 21:02:00 GMT

My First Ice

BOL! I went out on the deck and had never encountered this cold slippery stuff before! My Grandma said it was something called ICE. I slide all the way to the rail and th...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:58:00 GMT

A new thing

I have this new thing I do. I'm not sure why - but whenever the heater comes on it scares me and I go outside. I poke my head in through the doggy door and if it's still on I go back out.&...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:28:00 GMT

Anxiety

My mom, dad and grandma took the Lab away today. She did not come home. I am anxious and my sister is sad. I know that when you go to sleep at the vets office you never wake up. ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 13:44:00 GMT

Goodbye

My Mom thinks that me and the Chihuahua don't know whats going on, but we're not dumb. We've heard words like "too old" and "its time" and "put to sleep". We don't like it. We were t...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:10:00 GMT

To be a human

I want to be a human. My Mom and Dad get to leave the house every day! They don't go in the backyard, where I have to go, they get to go out the front door! Then they take a ride and...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 18:26:00 GMT