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des loftus

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About Me

hello, my name is Guy Loftus, i go to Banbury College and study media and film. i live in a small and magical place called Wootton, near oxford. i spend most of my time being silly and generally doing things most people wouldnt. otherwise i like to watch films and listen to music. i also try to make music now and again under the gise of DJ Wankfish, fish wanker extraordinaire. div

My Interests

drinking, playing guitar, partying, commenting on humerous occurences, watching tv, reading, gorge w bush, that sort of stuff...

I'd like to meet:

Howard from the halifax adverts, burt reynolds, margret thatcher just to give her a slap, david icke to give him a chinese burn and kick him in the shin, that twat of a frontman from trivium so i can shout abuse at him, the bloke who thought of mini pringles so i can shout abuse at him aswell because they are fucking pointless and keith flint of the prodigy.

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Music:

metallica(FUCK YEAH!!!!), qotsa, soad, pink floyd, radiohead, TOOL, blur, slayer, the bronx, bloc party, libertines, micheal jackson, deftones, biffy clyro, idlewild, tom vek, primal scream, chemical brothers, pantera, prodigy, aphex twin, arch enemy, lamb of god, cky, propellorheads, mogwai, portishead, sigur ros, de la soul, public enemy, unkle, roni size, nirvana, talking heads, daft punk, new order, turbonegro, brass knuckle surfer, Kyuss, Cake, Smashing Pumpkins, Rage Against The Machine, Weezer, Ween, death in vegas, massive attack, jeff buckley, autechre, pendulum, squarepusher, scribe, fat freddys drop, the party mushroom, like a bit of everything apart from emo, funking hate emo, and screamo, and anything else like that

Movies:

donnie darko, baraka, matrix, old school, terminator 1 + 2, beetlejuice, south park the movie, akira, waking life, usual suspects, blow, fear and loathing in las vegas, lost in translation, star wars, american psycho, taxi driver, scarface, sin sity, rules of attraction, goodfellas, godfather trilodgy, pulp fiction, fight club, italian job(original), dr strangelove, the pink panther, zoolander, the beliver, ..........

Television:

anything that tickles my fancy

Books:

stupid white men, kgb: the inside story, majiuana growers guide, pot planet, reffrer madness, the silmarrilion, the holographic universe, dude wheres my country, and many more.

Heroes:

Burt Renolds, Jesus, John Major, Gary Glitter

My Blog

me myself and someone else

1.what does your myspace headline mean?its from a song by the prodigy 2. elaborate on your primary photo?i was pissing aroung with simons camera when he went to pick up 3. who introduced myspace to yo...
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How to hypnotise someone

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Blog

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