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Betsy Rocket

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

About Me

I am Fat, Tattooed and fucking FABULOUS.

My Interests

Music, Metal, Chicago, Tattoos, Corsets, Halloween, Piercings, Latex, Small Business, Egyptology, Bald men, Art, Artists, Belly Dance, Erotica, Fetish, Design, Karate, Vintage Erotica, Web Design, Tattooed Men, Burlesque, Platform Shoes, Liquid Eyeliner, Jackasses, Wit, Sarcasm, Chicago Music, Chicago Metal, Photography, Painted lips, Lipstick, Makeup, Tim Burton, Pin-up girls, b-movies, Yoga, self defense, BDSM, buddhism, im on a spiritual quest, Poi, Fire, Fire Dancing, Fire Spinning, Fire Eating, Fire Breathing, Side Show, Freak Show, Domination, Submission, intelligent people, deep people, Martha Stewart, Savage, carnivals, voodoo, your face!, MAC, tracing paper, tattooing, piercing, brand new notebooks, brand new pens, boots, lips, black, red, pink, hands, green living,

I'd like to meet:

like minded individuals seeking world domination. Maybe someone to hang out with.

Music:

CLUTCH, Godspeed you! Black Emperor, Crisis, SoulFly, Tool, Old Manson, Bloodstream Parade, HorrorPops, Louie Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, Cherry Poppin Daddies, Flaw, System of a Down, Hatebreed, Me first and the gimme gimmes, Mudvayne, Portishead, Primus, Tom Petty, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Slipknot, Sublime, Sepultura, Warda, Demented are go!, Big Bad VooDoo Daddy, Tool, Dead Kennedys, Mushroomhead, Dusty Springfield, Otep, Paul Simon, Simon & Garfunkel, Sublime, Tom Waits, Tito and the Tarantulas, The Misfits, El Duce, The Mentors, Elvis Crespo, Lamb of God, Static-X, Ozo matli, Nancy Sinatra, Skindred, Thee Merry Widows, The mammas and the papas, Yma Sumac, The Creepshow, Three Bad Jacks, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Black Flag, And the list goes on.

Movies:

THE SECRET, Stranger than Fiction, Shaun of the Dead, Lock stock and two smoking barrels, Snatch, Fight Club, American Beauty, The Transporter, Strangeland, Monkey Bone, Super Troopers, Office Space, A mid summer nights dream, Silence of the Lambs, 28 days later, Dodgeball, Nightmare before Christmas, 8 heads in a dufflebag, Pirates of the carribean, Cube, Suicide Kings, Requiem for a Dream, Shawshank Redemption, Deer Hunter, Edward Scissorhands, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Whole Nine yards, Sleepy Hollow, Casino, Series of Unfortunate Events, Beetlejuice, The Jacket, Aeon Flux, a bajillion others.

Television:

Big Love, The Riches, Planet Earth, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Sopranos, Discovery Channel, Martha Stewart, Dirty Jobs, Flight of the Conchords, HGTV, DIY channel, City Confidential, Trailer Park Boys, Invader Zim, Fosters home for imaginary friends, A LOT of cartoons,

Books:

The Secret, The witching hour series, the davinci code, the face, anything by john saul, alice in wonderland, The Ethical Slut, Martha Stewart Mags, anything metaphysical, Life Shift, The Power of Now, Way of the Peaceful Warrior, The Journey of Socrates, Essential Buddhism, Body and Soul, Against the Stream, anything spiritual,

Heroes:

yo momma, batman,

My Blog

I just need 19 more cats..

and I will officially be a crazy cat lady! yay! This excites me. No more futile attempts at a social life. No more being almost good enough. Ive decided to just embrace my loser status. No more havi...
Posted by Betsy Rocket on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:25:00 PST

Going home...

yay! I am very much looking foward to spending some time with a few good friends and letting go of my daily stress for a couple of days. The ride home isn't going to be so bad either :)  Im...
Posted by Betsy Rocket on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:28:00 PST

Gypsies broke my ankle!

Well, maybe they didnt. But I preffer to blame them over my own stupidity. We had a big ole garage sale this weekend.. well, tried to anyway. Of course, since my mother is the garage sale queen I ha...
Posted by Betsy Rocket on Sun, 20 May 2007 06:09:00 PST

Oy Vey

I've come to the conclusion that, no matter what it is, my mother will always cook better than me. The woman can make a whole meal in under 30 minutes. It doesn't matter if its baked chicken or some w...
Posted by Betsy Rocket on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:01:00 PST

My house is overrun with teenagers.

This makes me very uncomfortable. Very very uncomfortable. I told my 14 year old he could have a friend over. Figuring.. one extra kid in the house wouldnt be that bad. HA! what a maroon. My...
Posted by Betsy Rocket on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:58:00 PST

The only way to the other side

is through the door. I love it. I never blog, we know this... so I figured I was due. California sucked. Well, not completely.. but a big chunk of it did. Ill go back, soon, I think. I have this in...
Posted by Betsy Rocket on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:14:00 PST

My trip to Los Angeles

is like a month away. This trip is my 30th bday gift to myself. *grumbles* Im nervous for a shitload of reasons.. the main one being that Im terrified to fly.I would take some drammamine or something...
Posted by Betsy Rocket on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:55:00 PST

Selling Plugs to buy my kid some pants!

Hey guys, i know it sounds cheesey but I really really need to buy my kid some pants for his violin competition and Im flat broke, so I have a bunch of plugs Im trying to get rid of So if anyone is in...
Posted by Betsy Rocket on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 03:40:00 PST

well....its official

im the proud owner of a needy, greedy, selfish, moody, whiney, antisocial, knows-it-all - mom doesnt know shit, pierced, 5,000 phone call a day habit having, teenager. my oldest son is offcially 13.....
Posted by Betsy Rocket on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 11:39:00 PST

Another year older....

yea.. its that time of year again... im now 29 years old. yay for me. the thought of being one year closer to 30 doesnt bother me in the least. the idea of being 30 doesnt bother me either... the id...
Posted by Betsy Rocket on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 07:19:00 PST