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Chief Hymen Danzig™

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About Me

Let me summarize. I eat, sleep, kill for music. Movies too. I love dates but dates don't have to be the traditional dinner and a movie thing. I love soft serve and whiskey. Not together. Coffee makes me spastic and I'll love putting lipstick on you, even when you're sleeping. You'll never want to bring me home to meet your parents, well, unless they're the Munsters. I can make you laugh so hard you'll squirt blood out of your nose. I have the best friends. We'd take landmines for each other. I'm always looking to make new friends so hit me up. I'd like to learn a sign of affection from where you come from. Ever scuba dive? Maybe I'll take you. My body goes wet at the first crash of thunder. I've been to more good shows than the number of days I went to school in 11th grade. I miss the Bank in NYC more than I like to admit. I'm the best dog mommy ever. I move a lot. Maybe I'll move near you. I travel too. Now that I'm going back to work I'll have more money to travel. Make me smile, I've got a great smile.
ps. I'm queer. Very. Just in case you're not observant.

My Interests



I like my friends. They're pretty damn great. I have way too many hobbies/interests to keep up with but right now, I'm really into writing my memoirs. I just started actually.

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I'd like to meet:


I'd like to meet people who like pie more than cake. People who know the difference between a weiner and a hot dog. Ever had a knife thrown at your head by one of your best friends? Ever had 3 knives thrown at your head by one of your best friends? How about anyone who's ever closed their hand in a car door by accident. How about people who are better at Jeopardy than they'd like to admit. People that suck at it. People who find the humor in finding out the friend you've been sharing a scorpion bowl with has mono. People who like petting zoos and have tried the millet that comes out of the little machines there.

ps. please be transfriendly and aware. k thanks!

AIM = argentoatemycat // Yahoo= disappearclub5. Go+for+it.

Music:

my last.fm

Here is a, by no means complete, list of artists who I fancy:
!!!, 3 Inches of Blood, 45 Grave, ABC, A Certain Ratio, Adam Ant, Adult., A Flock of Seagulls, Alice Cooper, Alien Sex Fiend, Altered Images, Alternative TV, Anal Blast, Anal Cunt, And Also the Trees, And One, Android Lust, Angelo Badalamenti, Anything Box, Aphex Twin, Apoptygma Berzerk, A.R.E. Weapons, Art Brut, Atari Teenage Riot, Atom and his Package, Attrition, Autechre, Aztec Camera, Babble, Badfinger, Bathory, Battery Cage, Bauhaus, Beborn Beton, Bel Canto, Belly, Berlin, Bikini Kill, Bjork, Black Flag, Black Tape for a Blue Girl, Blondie, Blur, Bon Jovi, Book of Love, Bratmobile, Brian Eno, Bronski Beat, Bullet Boys, Burzum, Cabaret Voltaire, Cancer Barrack, Cassandra Complex, Cat Power, Catherine Wheel, Celtic Frost, Chandeen, Children of Bodom, China Crisis, Christian Death, Cinderella, Clan of Xymox, Cocteau Twins, Coil, Combichrist, Concrete Blonde, Covenant, Cryptopsy, Current 93, Cut Copy, Daft Punk, Danielle Dax, Danny Elfman, David Bowie, Dead Can Dance, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Dead or Alive, Dead Voices on Air, Death In June, Def Leppard, Delirium, Depeche Mode, DeVision, Dio, Dokken, Duran Duran, Echo & the Bunnymen, Eisturzende Naubauten, Elektricni Orgazam, Elvis Costello, Erasure, Essential Logic, Eve's Plumb, Fad Gadget, Faith and the Muse, Faith No More, Fields of Nephilim, Fischerspooner, Fleetwood Mac, Flesh for Lulu, Fra Lippo Lippi, Frightmare, Freezepop, Front 242, Frontline Assembly, Frou Frou, Fugazi, Fun Boy Three, Funker Vogt, Gang of Four, Gary Numan, Gavin Friday, Gene Loves Jezebel, Generation X, Genitorturers, Ghoul, Ghouls Night Out, GG Allin, Girls Under Glass, Glamourous Stuntcocks, Goblin, Goldfrapp, Goldie, Goratory, Gorgasm, Gravy Train!!!, Guns 'n' Roses, GWAR, Haircut 100, Happy Mondays, Haujobb, Heaven 17, Hellhammer, Human League, Human Sexual Response, Husker Du, Iced Earth, Icicle Works, Icon of Coil, Images In Vogue, Impaled, Interpol, Iron Maiden, Japan, Jarboe, Jimmy Somerville, Joe Cocker Manifesto, Joy Division, Judas Priest, Julian Cope, Killing Joke, Kim Wilde, King Diamond, Kino, KISS, Klaus Nomi, KMFDM, Kommunity FK, Kraftwerk, KUKL, L7, LA Guns, Ladytron, Leaether Strip, Le Tigre, Legendary Pink Dots, Legiao Urbana, Lene Lovich, Leonard Cohen, Life of Agony, Lisa Gerrard, London After Midnight, Lords of Acid, Lords of the New Church, Lotus Eaters, Love & Rockets, Lovespitlove, Lush, Lycia, Madness, Magazine, Malign, ManOwar, Marc Almond, Marianne Faithfull, Mary Timony, Massive Attack, Merzbow, Men without Hats, Ministry, Miss Kittin, Missing Persons, Mission of Burma, Mogwai, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Mr Bungle, Mudhoney, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Nagaroth, New Order, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Night Ranger, Nurse with Wound, October Project, OhGr, Oingo Boingo, Orchestral Menuevers in the Dark, Pantera, Paul Oakenfold, Peaches, Penis Fly Trap, Pere Ubu, Peter Godwin, Peter Murphy, Peter Shilling, Pete Shelley, Pet Shop Boys, Pig, Pig Destroyer, Pigface, Play Dead, Poison, Possessed, Prefab Sprout, Public Image LTD, Prince, Psychic TV, Quiet Riot, Rasputina, Rational Youth, Ratt, Razed in Black, Real Life, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Revolting Cocks, Rob Zombie, Rosetta Stone, Roxy Music, Roy Orbison, Royksopp, Sarah Brightman, Scorpions, Seraphim Shock, Sexcrement, Sex Gang Children, Sheep on Drugs, Shiny Toy Guns, Shriekback, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Sigor Ros, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Skid Row, Skinless, Skinny Puppy, Slaughter, Slayer, Sleater-Kinney, Slowdive, Sneaker Pimps, Social Distortion, Sodom, Soft Cell, Sonic Youth, Specimen, Strawberry Switchblade, Stryper, Style Council, Swans, Switchblade Symphony, Talk Talk, Tapping the Vein, Teardrop Explodes, Tears for Fears, Television, Terminally Your Aborted Ghost, The Alarm, Theatre of Hate, The Bad Luck 13, The Birthday Party, The Blow Monkeys, The Bolshoi, The Breeders, The Buzzcocks, The Chameleons UK, The Church, The Clash, The Comsat Angels, The Cramps, The Cranes, The Creatures, The Cult, The Cure, The Damned, The Dark, The Deep Eynde, The Electric Hellfire Club, The Faint, The Feelies, The Fixx, The Glove, The Hidden, The Horatii, The Jam, The Jesus & Mary Chain, The March Violets, The Misfits, The Motels, The Normal, The Pixies, The Police, The Psychedelic Furs, The Queers, The Raincoats, Therion, The Sisterhood, The Sisters of Mercy, The Slits, The Smiths, The Spoons, The Stone Roses, The Stranglers, The Thompson Twins, The Vanishing, The Waitresses, The Wake, The Who, This Mortal Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Til Tuesday, Tom Waits, Tones on Tail, Tracy + the Plastics, Tubeway Army, Twisted Sister, Type O Negative, UK Decay, Ultravox, Velvet Acid Christ, Venom, Virgin Prunes, Visage, VNV Nation, Wang Chung, Warrant, Warsaw, W.A.S.P, White Lion, Whitesnake, Wire, Wolfsheim, X, X Marks the Pedwalk, X-Ray Spex, XTC, Yazoo, You Shriek, Zombi

Movies:

This one's so obvious I so don't need to explain.

Television:

Family Guy. Always in the mood for this.

Books:



My Blog

They come along like the great fighters, every ten years.................

You ever see the movie "A Bronx Tale"? Well it's movie I actually picked up a lot of stuff from datingwise, obviously. If you've seen it you know what I mean. So there's this scene in the movie where ...
Posted by Hymen Danzig™ on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:05:00 PST

Amazingly bewitched still at 9 a.m. ----------------------

Really enchanting night last night. I'm beyond happy right now. Here's a survey to titillate you and to keep your attention I'll toss in some pictures of weird looking dogs too.  Be forewarned, I...
Posted by Hymen Danzig™ on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:58:00 PST

Übersicht.........................

1. What do you want for your Birthday?a massage... i haven't had a legit one since i was in high school for sports and those ones hurt... i'd like the kind where you fall asleep and not scream in agon...
Posted by Hymen Danzig™ on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:12:00 PST

waiting for the thaw..................

The first day of spring was well over 3 weeks ago... almost a month and somehow I am still feeling very frosty in the chest region. I really want to break out of it. I want the blood boiling again. I ...
Posted by Hymen Danzig™ on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:24:00 PST

spring fevah!!! new ladyfriend application --- do it!!! ----------

Just cut&paste this in either a comment underneath this blog post or send it to me in a message if you want your answers to be private.Let's get the ball rolling with our first catagory of "Regula...
Posted by Hymen Danzig™ on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST

crackity crack crack.......

So... I broke a rib... healing time = 2 months... vicodin = love... I'll be fine... the pain will get better soon... just be careful when you hug me not to squeeze too hard!!! Wow looking at that pict...
Posted by Hymen Danzig™ on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:04:00 PST

Psilocybe Cubensis and me //////

This was Keri's bathroom floor to me last Thursday night... well it was moving a whole lot too... like swirling all around the floor. I kept my feet up on the toilet seat tucked under me and poked it'...
Posted by Hymen Danzig™ on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:40:00 PST

"And faith, the flag is torn and frayed........."

Some days are easier than others. Today was a little tough. I wish I wasn't so faulty and so fragile. Things just don't hurt me the same way they hurt other people. I feel and process it all different...
Posted by Hymen Danzig™ on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:17:00 PST

Is it just me or...

is there something real bad in the air? Nothing is sitting real well with me. I am exhausted but I can't fall asleep. There's nothing but tragedies floating around in my mind. I could use a hug more n...
Posted by Hymen Danzig™ on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:34:00 PST

I can't even handle it.

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Posted by Hymen Danzig™ on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:59:00 PST