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Erika with a K

am_erika

About Me

I enjoy the intertubes. The end.

My Interests

Fark.com
Djarum Specials
Mind-Altering Substances
Portly Animals
Spending all of my money on books and plane tickets.
British, Scottish, Irish, and Australian accents
Abnormal Psychology
Medical Anomalies
Tarsius
Lolruses
Consuming. Music, books, sights, feelings, anything and everything.

I'd like to meet:

Local folks to engage in debauchery with.
Witty ladies and charming men.
THIS OWL. If you find him or an owl that resembles him, BRING IT TO ME.

Music:

Yes, please.

Movies:

Those typical cult classics that all the kids list to look cool.

Books:

Authors I like;

Bret Easton Ellis
Chuck Palahniuk
Wally Lamb
Will Christopher Baer
Jeffrey Eugenides
Craig Clevenger
Mark Z. Danielewski
Kurt Vonnegut
Hunter S. Thompson
David Sedaris
Chuck Klosterman

Among others.

My Blog

Insomnia, seriously?

I've never actually had insomnia before. I've always had trouble sleeping at night, but I could always sleep in the daytime. Now I just can't sleep at all. The past two days I've acquired about 4 hour...
Posted by Erika with a K on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:54:00 PST

It would be preferable...

To be in a medically induced coma than feel like I feel right now. Every time I drink I tell myself 'Self, you're going to drink a lot of water before you go to bed. You will also take some B vitamins...
Posted by Erika with a K on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:30:00 PST

Hey! I wrote some stuff, finally.

You know what I bought this week? Scented all-purpose cleaner. It's not like that scented windex, which basically smells like regular windex with some dead flowers in it. This stuff smells really, re...
Posted by Erika with a K on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:01:00 PST

This is not inspired.

I desperately want to have something interesting, something at all really, to write about. I've been coming up blank for... a considerable amount of time. I know, I know. You're all having severe with...
Posted by Erika with a K on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:34:00 PST

Various things that entered my mind.

You know what makes me really... well, not sad, but kind of down? Pretty girls with bad emo haircuts. That's just... such a waste. Hair should not be pointy all over the place and stuff. Sharp hair do...
Posted by Erika with a K on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:52:00 PST

Hey hey, I'm being happy again.

Yes, indeed I am. I'm not exactly sure why, so it's probably fleeting. But I'll enjoy it while I can. I learned some important things today. Like, my cat's vomit sometimes is color coordinated to matc...
Posted by Erika with a K on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST

How I sometimes pretend I'm not unemployed.

I've spent the past hour organizing my music library. Not only am I organizing it, but I'm organizing it in the most painstaking way possible. I think I'm about 75% done now. Good noodly heavens, I ne...
Posted by Erika with a K on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:58:00 PST

need new words/the art of Google.

I'm at a total fucking loss as to what I should be writing about right now. I know I'll think of things as I go along, but really I just feel completely boring lately. Also, I'm trying not to swear so...
Posted by Erika with a K on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:27:00 PST

Am I pissing you off yet? Also, THE MEANING OF LIFE.

I wonder...how many blogs can I write in one week before it becomes really annoying to everyone who's subscribed to it for some reason. I honestly do not know why you guys put up with my insane rambli...
Posted by Erika with a K on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:25:00 PST

redundancy at its finest. also, *KABOOM*

You know what I'm doing? FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. GAAAAAAAAH! I officially fucking HATE ANYONE who works for the post office. I hate anything to DO with the post office. I hate the band 'postal service'...
Posted by Erika with a K on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:01:00 PST