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Vengeance is a Virtue.
Because what doesn't kill you only makes you more of a bitter asshole.
Cheers to irrelevancy:
Never satisfied, somewhat abrasive, and indisputably batty.
I enjoy obnoxious things such as grammar policing and being insanely analytical. I am science-oriented and get my panties in a bunch at the slightest mention of things that go bump in the night. My dreams are always vivid and usually involve fighting zombies in the apocalypse. I love kitties, serial killer profiling, and air so fresh it hurts. I have a thirst for knowledge and feel at ease sharing the company of the mildly unstable. I feel most alive during rare moments of contentment and most fascinated by secret compartments and spider webs. My sense of humor is morbid and usually offensive... You can see how much that bothers me.
I find beauty in the ugly and horror in the beautiful.
Give me the respect I deserve & we'll get along just fine.