mr. MuRPH - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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This is one of those tricky situations where as I really don't have to say much about myself, because everyone that's on this page should PERSONALLY know me. if, by some way shape or form, you've managed to slip through the cracks, then Huzzah to you, because I'm not feeling in a mood that makes me wanna delete you... Yet. Nothing personal, of course, but this page is for the people I know, and love.
There have been times in my life where I've made some fucked up mistakes and these people.. YOU people have always been there. Listening to my rantings or lending a shoulder to lament on. Maybe even helping me set fire to someone's car. It just happens like that, I guess.
A weird thing happens when you join MySpace, you start becoming one of thousands of fuckin' numbers. I wanted to have a place, just one place where I can get bulletins from the people I actually WANT bulletins from. Not a bunch of advertisements or some sorry shit, begging for attention in their pictures comments, or begging to be in some fuckin Top 8, 16, 20, or 24.
You people are the realest things in my life and I love and need all of you assholes.
Now, with that being said, if you took the time to read this profile, and you've gotten THIS far, if you don't know me, and just want an extra number in your friends list, I have 4 other myspace pages that are my business pages. I'll gladly add you there.
Please respect the cock.

My Interests

I am interested in creating music, writing, hanging out with my completely insane friends, eating good food and by good, I mean naked, and by food, I mean women.

I relish in a good dirty joke and can dish some out myself. I am interested in people that are interesting.

I like to work on my car, especially when it's not something that I HAVE to do, if you catch my drift.

I like to read. I'm currently reading Beowulf. Great fuckin story, that.

I like getting people out of a jam, because I'm really good at that for some reason.

I like toast... with everything. Cereal, steaks, toast. Toast goes good with EVERYTHING. Ya heard me?

I like taking road trips with people that don't fall a-fuckin-sleep. I mean if you're going to be driving with me for 6-10 hours, then at least make it fun. Sleep is not allowed unless you're at home in YOUR bed.

I like sleeping. I like sleeping alot. I could sleep for hours and sometimes I do.

i like going to the club and making new busiess contacts, I put this because it seems like everytime I go to a place for drinking and having fun, I make some sorta friend that can help me in my quest to rule the world.

I like taking cruises... I've only been on one, but rest assure your monkey ass this; I'll be taking more.

I like making a dollar out of fifteen cents, I like graphic design, as long as I'm not FORCED to do it. I was forced to do it for 13 years, that period is over.

I'm interested in McDonalds dollar menu. Where else can you get a full hamburger meal foe 3 bux? Wendy's, that's where.. I'm interested in Wendy's dollar menu too.. Fuck it! I'm interested in ANY place thathas a dollar menu. Cause them shit's rock.

i'm interested in using improper english around people because I like to see when they are going to either laugh at my twisted humor or at least correct me. For GOD'S sake people, grow a set, will ya?

I'm interested in nurturing my son's new found love of violins. He wants to learn, so I'm getting him one.

I'm interested in any movie that's made from a comic book. I know they aren't all good, but shit, I've been waiting for a long time to see them do something like this.

I'm interested in collecting DVDs. I own hundreds already. You know what? this shit is pointless, I could ramble on for days about the shit I'm interested.

If you know me, then you know me.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet all the people that I have in my friends list, for food liquor and bullshitting any time you want to.

Holla atcha boy.

Music:

I won't list groups here, because that shit is stupid. I'll instead list genres. cause that's MUCH easier and you can look up your own fun musicians.

I like: Hip-Hop, Acid Jazz, Down tempo, Drum & Bass, Garage, Soul, Funk, Latin, Fusion, New Age, Classic Jazz, R&B, Rock, Punk, Heavy Metal, House, Folk, Rap, Experimental, New Wave, Old Wave, Grundge, Easy Listening, Gospel, Pop, Classical, Symphony, Bounce, Country, Western, Emo, Electronica, Vocal, Zydeco, 2-step, Second-Line, And so on and so on and so on....