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Kenya LaRue

Level 4 Pole Ninja

About Me



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My Interests

If it's wrapped in crispy bacon, you have my attention.

I'd like to meet:

Folks who know the proper way to hold a fork and knife.

Music:

Stereolab, J*Davey, Sam Cooke, The Doobie Brothers, The Ramones, The Roots, Sneaky Sound System, Psyche Origami, Lou Rawls, Nina Simone, Duran Duran, War, John Legend, The Cure, R.E.M., Jay-Z, Toots and the Maytals, EWF, B-52's, The ASO, Rich Medina, Allman Brothers, De la Soul, Citizen Cope, Nine Inch Nails, The Spinners, Stevie Wonder, Joni Mitchell, Jill Scott, Follow For Now, Bjork, Kelis, Beck, Madonna, Benji B, Dolly Parton, ?uestlove, Floraline, R.E.M., early 90's house, David Bowie, J*Davey, War, The Specials, The Alman Brothers, David Ryan Harris, DJ Spinna, Amy Winehouse, Neill Young, XTC, Mos Def, Grace Jones, damn near anything I can get from Black Daniels.....

Movies:

Anything I can get from NETFLIX.

Television:

24, Boondocks, Home Movies cartoon series, McNeill Lehrer News Hour, and see above.

Books:

Only ones with words.

Heroes:

askaninja.com

My Blog

You're serious?

During lunch, a few of my co-workers sit in the breakroom and voluntarilly watch Jerry Springer, because "that's the only thing on right now."(Le sigh.)Just inject your veins with rotting maggot juice...
Posted by Kenya LaRue on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:00:00 PST

Shoe Model?

My day off work today took me to South DeKalb Galleria (formerly South DeKalb Mall. It used to be the better mall in Tha Dec, but Father Time robbed it of demographics, and consequently good...
Posted by Kenya LaRue on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:54:00 PST

Kenya Day!

..> I just got off the phone with a friend of mine. At a point I said, "You know how I am about my birthday..." And of course, he said, yeah. But it occurs to me that some of you may not under...
Posted by Kenya LaRue on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:33:00 PST

Thanks for being a moron.

It's T'giving Eve...if that's a term. My house was broken into today. The fuckers took the little 25" LCD tv/dvd player (and it's surge protector). Not the computer (in the same room), not my or ...
Posted by Kenya LaRue on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:44:00 PST

While minding my business...

I never want to be "that chick".  I see these women in public, and I feel so badly for their men. Keep in mind, I am playing devil's advocate and assuming that the guy really didn't do anything t...
Posted by Kenya LaRue on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 11:25:00 PST

there is a name for my solitude

Quirkyalone.netOthers like me, yet I never realized I could be one of many. Single and centered in our solitude, but not adverse to dating. And with the understanding of not dating just for the sake o...
Posted by Kenya LaRue on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 08:11:00 PST

more trouble than it's worth

Why does the word 'relationship' cause so many eyebrows to raise? I'm referring specifically to 'romantic relationships'. Why can't I just go back to throwing fistfuls of dirt at the boys I like? Wait...
Posted by Kenya LaRue on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 03:45:00 PST

Assessing friends

At what point does an acquaintance become a friend? I don't mean the friend with sweaty benefits, I mean the "stop what I'm doing, be there as soon as I can" kind of friend. Although...the s...
Posted by Kenya LaRue on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 10:40:00 PST

Revisiting the Crush

I believe in love letters...in general. I like them, I like writing them, and I like getting them - althought it's been YEARS since I've received one. I gave my crush a love letter. Actually, it was m...
Posted by Kenya LaRue on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pulled the cover off my crush.

So I confessed to a guy that i like him...sort of. It was last night, and I didn't feel all panicky afterwards, so that's a plus. With my luck, he'll find this damn blog and realized I referring to hi...
Posted by Kenya LaRue on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST