*about me*
I like to think of myself as an aspiring writer (my blog will show you what I am capable of) and beatmaker (wait on it), but unfortunately the real world often gets in the way, so I find myself working a regular job on a daily basis, and doing the writing/music thing on the weekends and/or when time allows.The understatement of the century is that I am really into music and cars, one might call them my first and second loves respectively. I happened upon this thing for writing a few years back and have been writing short stories ever since, I have literally dozens written now, one that grew to a novel, but nothing published yet (because I am lazy). Weekends rarely see me outside of my house, since I am not into the club thing, and people LIKE to come to my house for everything I actually enjoy doing, my collections hold over 600 CDs and 200 DVDs.
... and my house is never without food or beer, so all that is needed is well at hand.I think I have friends, but to the casual outsider, we are a bunch of rowdy drunkard hooligans who insult each other in manners that SHOULD cause a fistfight. Sometimes we meet up and actually accomplish things, but usually the only accomplishment is intoxication. Sometimes I sit and wonder if anyone actually really likes me, it is at these very moments that I think about getting a room at a swank hotel downtown, getting butt nekkid, sitting down in the bathtub and swallowing my Browning .380 for the maidservice to come in the morning and find me in my birthday suit with the back of my head miss-- WAIT, I am not some crazy suicidal EMO kid. Besides, my death will be way better presented and have far better entertainment value and cinema. Preferred method will be an assassination in a public place, hopefully with little children present. Maybe my brains will even land on one of them and they will be scarred for life. I really shouldn't procreate, my children will be the sociopathic homicidal maniac that I sometimes dream that I am.Sure, there is more to me, but I am not the one to sit up and volunteer my entire life's story here, so I will leave you with what I have to this point, allow you to commit a large portion of me to your imagination, and you can surely ask me the rest.
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