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Tiffani

I'm not dead..I'm in Pittsburgh

About Me

I like to dance poorly to really good music and have extensive text conversations with my friends..

My Interests

SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK & ROLL; but subtract the sex.... drugs.... and the roll part of rock. (uh nevermind, we can add those back in)

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE THAT LOVE TO TEXT MESSAGE AS MUCH AS I DO

Music:

Big fan of music.. my favorites as of late and of past: Tool, Radiohead, Beatles, Bjork, The Postal Svc, Nine Inch Nails, Coldplay(before Gweneth), Bloc Party, That one song by Three 6 Mafia, Prince, Tori Amos, Clinic, Sigur Ros, Broken Social Scene, Feist, My Morning Jacket, Queens of the Stone Age, Mum, The Arcade Fire, Hot Chip, Trespassers William, Tegan and Sara, The Mars Volta, Beck, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah, The Pixies, Girls in Hawaii, The Rapture, Elbow, alot of The THE groups, my super cool playlists and mix cds, who knows.... Generally like to go from one extreme to the other .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Movies I can watch from the time I wake in the morning until sunset. I love B movies (AKA, Happiness, Pumpkin, Scotland PA, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, Broken Flowers, Blue Velvet, etc), foreign films (Love Me If You Dare, Talk To Her, Last Life in the Universe, Old Boy, Irreversible, so on)... I try to avoid all major blockbuster films, but being that I'm so addicted to movies, I may sneak a peak.A SCANNER DARKLY IS SOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD!

Television:

General T.V. watching I try to avoid which also means that I am totally disconnected from news (which has its + and -). I do watch alot of cable shows... Does that count? I will always enjoy Six Feet Under (R.I.P. and yeah for the DVD releases and Bravo for bringing it back!) and The Sopranos(even though it comes on once every 5 yrs), Weeds (kudos to moms that sell drugs), L-Word (because deep down I'm a lesbo), Nip/Tuck, Project Runway (because fashion designers can be such bitches)

Books:

I like to read books, especially when I start to forget how to put two sentences together. Please be aware that books can be very dangerous. I recently fell over one that was in the middle of the floor

Heroes:

Anyone that can deal with my moody ass...And still love me!!

My Blog

My Dreams of the Future

These are two dreams that I literally had of the future. In dream 1 we were all ultra efficient. We no longer had sex since the time could be used for something more important. Instead, women met at c...
Posted by Tiffani on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 07:51:00 PST

The Best Song Lyrics Ever!

What do you get when you fall in love? A girl with a pin to burst your bubble That's what you get for all your trouble I'll never fall in love again What do you get when you kiss a girl? You get enou...
Posted by Tiffani on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:34:00 PST

Hell Yeah Bitches!!

I pulled into my driveway today, and realized that air was fastly escaping my tire. I called my Mom thinking that she was going to send someone over to fix it, but she only told me to call my Father w...
Posted by Tiffani on Thu, 11 May 2006 02:35:00 PST

It's a sad day

Its a very sad day when you hear a smooth jazz remake of a Depeche Mode song... and a male librarian mistakes you for a 16 yr old teenager... yikes!
Posted by Tiffani on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:42:00 PST

I got pulled over today!!

I was on my way to work this afternoon when it all happened. I got pulled over! Everyone knows what a skillful driver I am, so I was quite shocked when I noticed it was actually me he was pulling...
Posted by Tiffani on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 03:14:00 PST

David Bowie Sighting in Midtown

Oh nevermind.... It was just an older white lady.
Posted by Tiffani on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:20:00 PST

Attn: Smokers

Smokers are yuckie. Everytime I'm around one of you bastards I end up smelling like I myself smoke three packs of fags a day. This all must come to an end. Smokers, are you not aware of how unattracti...
Posted by Tiffani on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 05:13:00 PST

Looking for a Sugar Mama

If anyone is interested please see requirements under previous blog "Looking for a Sugar Daddy" before you apply.  Slight revision for the ladies.... even though I loathe being touched, I will g...
Posted by Tiffani on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 07:22:00 PST

Looking for a Sugar Daddy

I think that I'm tired of working. If anyone is interested in taking care of me please let me know. I have wonderful characteristics, such as: finding the negative in everything, making sarcastic rema...
Posted by Tiffani on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 07:07:00 PST

Hello Sexy Baby

I just have to share with you all the wonderful emails that I receive( it's even funnier if you do it with some sort of accent): i am ali from turkey i am 30 years old i am civil engineer i am sin...
Posted by Tiffani on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST