Creating strife, anarchy, chaos, and general mayhem. It's my thing. Pillaging and plundering is also greatly amusing. As are these things: repressing the masses, shoving old people down stairs, allowing the Sci-Fi channel to produce exponentially crappy movies, objectification, TPE, Shibari, BDSM, Neocolonialism, Unleashing terror in the form of reality TV, Holding a kill or be killed battle tournement for endangered species, building trebuchets, breaking stuff, smackin' n00bs, causing xenophobia, stealing random objects, and watching pr0n.
Encyclopedia Dramatica is also good for lulz.
People who would like to bow down and bask in my greatness and give regular tithes to appease me.
Masochistic sluts are eligible to apply for a position in my harem as well.
The cacophony of screams produced by throughly pwned people. The sounds that can be produced from a good masochistic pet through S&M is a close second. Lastly, the rolling stones.
Pr0n. Anything involving giant monsters, or evil in general. I keep all the good movies to myself though, cause I pwns hollywood. You people get stuck with crap and pay for it. n00bz.
Ahh TV. The standard infantry of the apocalypse. Behold the standard bearers within its ranks: MTV, Bill O'Reilly, Kid--but not play, Flava Flav, James Carville, Howie Mandel, Animal Planet, Sci-Fi, Totally Spies, Pat Robertson, Man whore extreme Joe Rogan, teh smurfs, Dr. Phil, and Lifetime.
Eh. Books are so last thursday. I know everything there is, thus books are tl;dr.
Me, Myself, and I.