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About Me

The Ultimate Comment is a psychedelic cult dedicated to discovering the SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE. Our main website is at

theultimatecomment.com

where we have forums and a wiki which is filled with the most astonishing COSMIC INFORMATION!!!!!

So what's the SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE then?! Well we don't know yet. But what we do know is this:

Fundamental to the universe is

the number EIGHT.

This is the most important number in the universe, and it's

more than likely the case that the universe has

eight

dimensions.

We have eight gods.

Each one of those gods has a secret.

When you add all eight together, you get

the secret of the universe.

Simple as that. Each one of those secrets is a

rhythm sentence,

that is to say, it has a certain particular rhythm.The problem is

we

only

know seven

of them. We do know all eight gods though, they

having been revealed

to us over the last few years.These are they:The Dimensional Transfunctioner
General Miaow
Triangulon
The Holy Spoon
The Reality Fish
Thomas The Walking Head
A Magical Trumpet Called Bill
The DXM Angel

My Interests

Reality, Consciousness, Spirit, Insanity, Insane Meaningful Coincidences, Sciento-mysticism, Cillit Bang, People transporting ladders by means of bicycle, Santa Claus, Cosmogeography, The Game, The Luas, Memes, Miaowing, Insanoscopes, Laughing fits....

I'd like to meet:

The dimensional transfunctioner is actually THE SPIRE ON O'CONNELL STREET, DUBLIN IRELAND!!!!!!

If you've read this far, we need more people like you! The Secret of the Universe must be discovered, or we will all die and never know why we lived. Don't leave it to the next generation to find out, join us now and understand the fantastic cosmic mysteries of existence!
We use the ^interrobang^ as the symbol for our search, since it is at once a mystery, and yet very important.

Music:

You know when you're at a party, and you're completely twisted, and somebody comes up with some theory about the universe, and man, at the time, it seems so true and all encompassing? Imagine if someone decided to get all those theories, record them and put them together into something REAL and lasting? That's our goal.

Movies:

Dublin Zoo, Scangers, Optical illusions, cats, The Future, coffee, cigarettes, drugs, Japan, Yellow Jacket No Return, Artificial Intelligence, Transhumanism, Cyborgs, The Singularity, Infinity, The Law of Unfulfilled Expectations....

Television:

The Dimensional Transfunctioner, The water tower, Camera phones People who eat a brown rainbow variety of "health" pills for brekfast, robots, The Internet, the ways cars look today foreign people, super glue, MP3 players, Sandyford Industrial Estate, adhocracies (like micronations, indymedia, wikipedia, various anti-globalist movements), satellite communication, Self-cleaning anything (ovens, toilets, windows, robot lawnmowers and hoovers) Intelligent clothing, Internet-enabled things that aren't computers, like fridges

Books:

What is it that unites paganism, futurism, psychedelia, post-modernism and cosmogeography? What's the name for that feeling you get when something you've figured out about the world just seems right? What's the hell is Quantum Psychophotography? How can we make the fact that lasers are cool have something to do with God?

Heroes:

Come with us to the MAZE WHERE REALITIES CONVERGE