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funkoma vintage

** Always Cute...And Never Mediocre **

About Me


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God damn to hell myspace buggy....
I sell vintage because it sets you apart from the Sheeple...I synthesize disparate information into a cohesive whole.
A vintage lifestyle has an attitude of rebellion, sexuality, and freedom—and certainly a sneering expression of disdain for authority figures.
What To Do With Your Time...and why have a MySpace page....(Because eBay/capitalism can become anonymous/cold, and this brings us a little closer, which is the point of living).


Recycled clothing, handmade fun and oddments from the flotsam and jetsam of life... Vintage Clothes for Men & Women ** Children ** Sewing & Patterns ** Always Cute & Never Mediocre! Classic Vintage
Also-- shop online on etsy or Ebay!
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At Funkoma....see this Deer Footstool with New! Improved Storage. ..
funkoma vintage is here ...for your shopping pleasure

The funkoma vintage BLOG !! Keep up with Random Thoughts on Vintage, The Progress of the Shop & Tacoma doings by Clicking Here!
In the funkoma vintage shop.....
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It's Time to Recycle, Refashion, Reduce and Reuse.....Buy Vintage!
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YooHOO! Calling OUT To Tacoma !! Go Shop ~~ Junior Bizarre ** Vanity ** Rector's Antiques ** Urban XChange ** Middle Floor Merchants **
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Sharing the LOVE !...I've set up a clink... I made She's A Betty Blog's list of fab vintage sellers!!...a happy list...
CLICK HERE for Betty's Fab Vintage Sellers ....of course, I'm listed under Cheap & Trendy.....that's so ME!

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Here's a few things on ebay:
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Here's a few things in the shop:
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Love Vintage? visit e-Vintage....Gotta clink here...
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eRL's URLs is a NEW Vintage Fashion Web Directory that offers links to all things vintage & retro
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and did I tell you...I'm crafting Here in addition to buying and selling vintage ---- Click to Visit funkoma crafting at The eBetty DIY Files
We make fun stuff like this ---
Fun Phunny Soft Sweater & Fabric Monster Dolls...Smile...say BOOGIE !! It's a family portrait ...suitable for framing.
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Just sold!!
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And.... I've had it...with the New Tacomans... no more Ms. NiceLady... I'm starting up the BLOG...you think you know Tacoma...You ain't seen nothing yet !
I have a sarcastic attitude but I am actually a very nice person ! My interest in being honest and telling the truth and challenging authority upsets people who insist on staying ignorant -- oh well !
I like the way things were made in the past -- Quality ! I hate Wal-Mart and crap made by slaves in poor countries. That's another reason I like vintage ...
I hate to say I TOLD YOU SO ! but since I am a MOM, I told you that soft drinks (fizzy drinks in England) were BAD for you! Now didn't I ? They cause tooth decay, make you fat and can be part of the cause of you giving your child DIABETES, and they make kids turn into White Trash Monsters, even if they're not white. I created my layout at KillerKiwi.net

My Interests


MOVING !! 712 Broadway, Tacoma. Opening early June...in the RAMPART Bld.....
the BEST & Funkiest in Vintage Clothes and
Tressie-Designed Fashion ! Kids vintage and Neat stuff, Vintage Bikes, Vintage Vinyl, Amusing Furniture & Housewares...and more
new ebay auctions..... See what's new at funkoma vintage...call your friends...click the hot 70s babes
***********click the summer girl to go to my etsy store....

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I sell fun stuff.... fun, cool & kitschy clothes, fun, cool & kitschy home items, occasionally I sell a vintage car, too !
funkoma vintage.com.. a work in progress....
Hey Look, it's Mark & Tressie at Bob's Java Jive...drinking beer !

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I like ~~~~PURPLE !! and....makin' stuff, slow food delivered to me fast....

Clothes
Homes
Cars
Shoes & Purses & accessories
Books & Magazines
Movies
Notice a trend here?
I've been gardening all my life...one of my first memories is pulling weeds and sitting underneath the hydrangeas in St.Helena where I went to kindergarten.....I Like ~~ I grow Black, Varigated & Green Flowers....Anything striped and very fragrant. I love Heirloom and old-fashioned Gardens with Roses,Fuschias, Iris, Lilacs, Chrysanthemums, Daisies, Pumpkins and mostly Pansies and Violets....
I grow antique flowers and vegetables
and I was probably the first organic farm in Washington to grow and sell Heirloom flowers and vegetables including those Odd Tomatoes you see everywhere -- NOW !
I sold at the Gig Harbor Farmer's Market back in '93 -'94.
And , I used to write a gardening column.
I don't have the farm anymore....because now I sell Vintage clothes and vintage almost-anything else !
When I have time I make clothes and accessories that reflect my DIY quirky style....and list them in my store on ebay.AND...studying, writing and talkin' LAW.................And if you like these things too, we have a lot in common !

Why yes I do look like Hunter S. Thompson, don't I?

I'd like to meet:

Thursday, July 06, 2006 At YSL Show--Where else but YSL could you see a chic femme
smoking, shooting and looking fabulous all at the same time...

from the sartorialist...one of my fave blogs...
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People who love fashion, vintage, with a love for and an appreciation of the funky stuff, who understands why A&F sucks.........people who live with Artful Chaos.....and if you're a lawyer..... oh yeah, I know what a subpoena duces tecum is...........and I love dreaming about my deceased mother, Lomita, and my deceased brother, Leland.................

Music:

well now of course.....Amy Winehouse
I grew up on old country and western, and rhythm and blues. Jimmie Rodgers , Woody Guthrie, Johnny Cash,Willie, Waylon (who's that Waylon Jennings and how did he get that name?, said the whale),
Hank, Hank, Hank, all of 'em, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, all the old Southern blues and jazz.....Wanda Jackson, Kitty Wells, Loretta Lynn, Patsy Cline, Patsy Montana.......
I like anyone who has a State as a last name !
And good Christ ... how could I forget Skeeter Davis...cripes -- I have all her albums...Lucinda Williams is the top of my list now and has been since 1990 -- she calls that old country --"Stone Country". Neil Young is my top fella muscian now -- John Lennon is my favorite from my girlhood - he will always reign supreme.
Dylan, duh, Jakob Dylan (did the theme song for THE GUARDIAN..how f'ing cool is that?) James McMurtry (wore out his first tape) -- And not just because my daughter is her friend, I LOVE Neko Case...Chris Isaak, Mike Johnson, Damien Jurado, Vicci Martinez....and the highly underrated Edie Brickell.....
Classics --- Nina Simone,Peggy Lee, Edith Piaf, Billie Holiday.... and Tony Bennett, Tom Jones, Bobby Darin.... and some swing.
I like Folk music as much too, and that's why Woody Guthrie is up there ---
the Pogues -- I love the Irish!! ...
Cure ! Pixies ! The Clash ! Nanci Griffith.... Kinky Friedman..... And let's not forget early 20th century music --Josephine Baker, Bessie Smith and so on.....Any musician with Blind in their name
it's all over the place....... it has to tell a story and the music has to fit .... or it can be slow....and weepy... I am a sucker for the Power Ballad .......

Movies:

To Kill A Mockingbird,Drugstore Cowboy, Out of Africa, The Big Lebowski, Withnail & I, Fight Club, Ghost World, Freaks, MirrorMask, Stardust,Hedwig & The Angry Inch,
Anything Steampunk.City of Lost Children, The Man With The X-Ray Eyes, Reds, Erin Brockovich, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Sometimes A Great Notion, Cool Hand Luke...
Children of Paradise,Quadrophenia, BlowUp, Viridiana ,City of Women,Diva ,Ediths Shopping Bag, Even Dwarfs Start Small, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
anything with Jack Nicholson and/or Diane Keaton, anything filmed in Napa County or New Orleans (I like to remember the way it was)
.....MUSICALS !!!...WESTERNS !!!.....all the Black & White film noir B movies, mysteries---- anything European and from other parts of the globe.

Television:

I don't really like anything on much on TV ...tho I do wish I had cable TV....Gawd I DESPISE REALITY SHOWS....
I still love NCIS because of David McCallum who used to be in The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (1964) with co-star Robert Vaughn (do you remember Ilya Kuryakin ?) & Pauley Perrette was born in New Orleans -- gothy girl who studied for a Master's degree in Criminology -- now that's my kinda girl !

and of course major eye candy-- Mark Harmon !
The OFFICE .....and EARL.... because I told you so.......
I still miss The Guardian 'cause it was a show about pretty much what I do for neglected and abused kids in my other life as law-nerd. Best freaking Theme Song EVER -- Jakob Dylan......hello !!
the Ellen Show !!

Books:

I have SO many books in my house -- it is tipping to the west.......Right Now I'm reading: the History of Candy,and a book about the uses of the Rational Man argument vs. Standard Operating Procedure (SOP) .... I will read anything.....but when the world is a bit amiss... I pick up poetry... or a fashion magazine.....from the sublime to the ridiculous.......

Heroes:

People who resist narcissism....and understand why George Bush is bad for humanity and the planet that my 4 granddaughters will have to live on........
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Gee I Would Love To ADD The Evergreen State College but it doesn't have a Myspace page, because they don't understand computers...they are "old school" ....

My Blog

It's Been A Long Long Time Coming....

I planted a small garden this year......the peppers are exploding....the cosmos and the zinnias look like something from a psychedelic planet.....the figs were sexy and shaped like men's family jewels...
Posted by funkoma vintage on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:36:00 PST

Oh, Brutus what have ye Rot........

WEll Hells BeLLes.........Mark and I went to the new bar here in TTown...Syrens.....sirens......yooiks......So Seriously Underwhelmed.....wtf! lots of $$ and flashy lites do not do it baby........I li...
Posted by funkoma vintage on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:09:00 PST

Visit these children in Remann Hall soon!

I don't agree with this obsession with rewarding children with a ceremony or a big certificate of accomplishment everytime they take a poop...sadly, this is how stupid parents and teachers are pretend...
Posted by funkoma vintage on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:10:00 PST

I Know You've Been Waiting.......here she blows....

Mark sold his car.....again......so we're down to my car.....again......Mark likes to change cars all the time .....he gets bored.....thank heavens he doesn't think that way about wives.....SO... I ha...
Posted by funkoma vintage on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 01:08:00 PST