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The F**king Eagles

Gospel / Junk

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THE FUCKING EAGLES - A MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF MUSIC (Gaptooth Jukebox)
"This Tacoma band's debut album is a sweat-soaked dance party of old school garage-rock injected with high-energy R&B in ways reminiscent of modern-day rockers like the Mooney Suzuki, the Hives and the Oblivians, not to mention a variety of more vintage sources including Mitch Ryder, the Human Beinz and hometown heroes the Sonics. The songs are split evenly between covers and originals, but whether they're digging up old soul chestnuts from Gino Washington and Sir Mack Rice or tearing into one of their own catchy originals, they bring a feral intensity and unbridled enthusiasm that's utterly refreshing."
- Don Yates, Program Director KEXP 90.3 Seattle
"Though their name possibly stems from a hate-filled music review in The Big Lebowski, these Tacoma, Washington rockers are anything but slackers. After stints in other groups, John Owen Atkins (vocals/guitar), Stu Linkert (drums), Jesse Ray (guitar/vocals) and Dutch Kelly (bass) banded together in 2005. Their studio full-length debut, A Million Dollars Worth of Music, produced by Johnny Sangster (Mudhoney, The Posies, Murder City Devils), was issued via local label Gaptooth Jukebox earlier this year.
The Fucking Eagles are bad boys with hearts of gold, flip-flopping between rowdy and righteous. Often compared to the now-defunct Oblivians, the raucous quartet is a distinct breed, employing strutting lyrical antics and infectious, lo-fi guitar chords. Album opener "Baby I'm Coming Home" promises loyalty with unwavering drumming and classic Little Richard-like howling to solidify singer Atkins' case. The instant foot-stomper "He Won't Love You Like I'll Leave You" includes a ballsy anthemic hook not suitable for print while "Out of This World" returns to the wholesome side with a 1960s surf guitar riff and catchy punk rock sing-along vocals."
- Emily Youssef, SPIN
"THE BEST OF 2007 ~ KEXP's JOHN RICHARDS' LOCAL STANDOUTS OF 2007:
Blue Scholars - Bayani
The Valley - The Valley
The Blakes - The Blakes
The Cave Singers - Invitation Songs
Modest Mouse - We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank
Das Llamas - World War
Arthur & Yu - In Camera
Pleasureboaters - Gross
Feral Children - Second To The Last
The Fucking Eagles - A Million Dollars Worth Of Music"
- Seattle Sound Magazine, January 2008
"Rowdy garage rock throwbacks the Fucking Eagles put on one hell of a show - gritty, sweaty, often profane dance-punk infused with Detroit-style soul and the occasional unabashed Etta James or Gino Washington cover thrown in. With a distinctly lo-fi sound and an unrivaled swagger, these Tacoma boys have taken the Seattle scene by storm over the last year and a half."
- Seattle Sound Magazine, Febuary 2008
"Besides having the greatest band name of all time, the Fucking Eagles are Tacoma boys from way back...The band’s lineage has included former members of Tacoma bred grunge-era rockers Seaweed, but the new millenium requires a greasier approach. The Fucking Eagles take inspiration from crude Detroit-style R&B and cruder Memphis-style garage punk, with a blunt savagery that only experience and alcohol can provide."
- Fred Beldin, Seattle Sound Magazine, August 2007
"These guys should change their name from ’The Fucking Eagles’ to ’The Fucking Awesome’. They went on first last night, and it was one of those rare occasions where I was in "jaded scenester" mode, ready to suffer through the opening band I’ve never heard of in order to get to what I’m there for, and was not only impressed, but completely blown away. They stole the show from The Tripwires and Girl Trouble--no easy feat. GREAT energy, very easy to watch, and the drummer is a maniac. They remind me of the Statics at their prime, and also conjure up images of the Drags--or maybe the Fall-Outs with more distortion. I’ll be keeping an eye out for them in the future!"
- CForce, Force Web: Puget Sound Live Music
"Goddamn, the Fucking--I mean F**king--Eagles do that whole jangly garage-rock thing right: raucous and loud, spirited and sweaty. The guitars are messy, the bass is heavy, the keyboards keep the dance vibe strong, and John O’s vocals drip with attitude and swagger."
- The Stranger Bumbershoot 2007 preview August 2007
“Theirs was a rousing set of greaser-surfer-garage rock, and I’m looking forward to using a kiosk that doesn’t block Google searches with the word "fuck" in them, so that I might better give credit to TFE’s outstanding drummer. You ever hear someone compare a drummer to Animal from the Muppets? They need to be kicked in the mouth and put in front of this drummer. Yow."
- Sam Machkovech, The Stranger, September 2007
"In much more encouraging news, I love the F**king Eagles. This is not an endorsement of a twisted Don Henley project, but a recommendation for a new Tacoma band I encountered via KEXP’s Sonic Reducer show. Sounding like a more abrasive and chaotic version of Reigning Sound’s garage-soul punk and operating with enough petulant attitude to erase Tacoma’s reputation as a musicians’ wasteland..”
- Hannah Levin, The Stranger, March 2007
"Speaking of music on the margins, it’s a safe bet that any band called the Fucking Eagles isn’t going to find itself in heavy rotation on mainstream radio anytime soon, but that’s not stopping me and almost every other DJ at KEXP from falling in love with the group’s Oblivians-influenced sound and playing it as often as we can.”
- Hannah Levin, Seattle Weekly April 2007
"The Fucking Eagles rock the way that anyone who uses the f-word as an adjective in their name should. Unpretentious, with loud guitar parts and choruses you want to sing along and drink cheap beer to. One of the best rock bands in the Northwest (they call Tacoma home), they are always one of the most consistent and entertaining rock bands around and never fail to deliver an excellent set. In the 'The Big Lebowski', the Dude hated "the fucking Eagles" but if you like solid garage rock that also rawks, you'll love The Fucking Eagles."
- Chris Burlingame, Three Imaginary Girls KEXP Blog, May 2008
"The Fucking Eagles also blew me away with a crazy blues and soul influenced mix of rock ’n’ roll. The sound is a throwback to the 60s when rock and soul were much closer then the two genres are now. It’s like if MC5 put out records under the Motown Label. The music just has a certain groove that gets into people and can’t help but rock out. The Fucking Eagles are fucking great."
- JR, Disheveled Magazine, September 2007
"The Fucking Eagles are a fuck & cluck minor current of contentious quality with no coherent thrill line. Posing interlopers, hack-happy chancers. Self-aware maladroits ghost-smithing varied scraps and hooks yoinked from a dusty American R&R narrative to scratch out a shameless howl & dumb wholly steeped in barren third-world city sophisticrap affectations.
Starting as the unfunniest of jokes in 2005 in the arsenic drenched, barren landscapes and history-heavy bar back-rooms of industrial old town Tacoma, Warshington and imbibed on shared no-lifetimes of toxic smelter air and Rosalie ghost stories, the quattro sought to serve up all that smoky sweet raw-packed haunted-city ware in loud, can't danceable, junk soul form.
Never mind the caustic name and the faux-tough aire, good-timey frug & shug is the totem - cooing with the excellently bedheaded masses to unfold their arms, get on their feet, and fuck out loud rite along with the niftiest fake band of the half-moment as they lame their place in R&R non-history. The soul-full-of-it and the soul-less, Brill Building tenant discards, and all manner of clunky rhythm'n lose not-so-originals and shoulda-beens/sorta-weres from a mutant cadre of inspirators: Gino Washington, Kitty Love, The Compulsive Gamblers, Rob Hoeke, Mickey Lee Lane, The Syndicate, Bobby Long, Prince Conley, Chuck Willis, The Nipple Erectors - all now unwilling recipients of an expertless musical mistreatment and stuffed into the mercilessly contrived and ineptly fuckocted Eagles' repeturd."
- Gaptooth Jukebox, 2005
“The Fucking Eagles went on first. To be honest, they were the real reason we went to this show. I saw TFE’s a few weeks ago at the Jules Mae’s and they just rocked rocked rocked me. I was glad to be able to see them again. They have the craziest and absolute best drummer I’ve ever seen. I don’t normally pay all that much attention to drummers, but with this guy, it’s impossible to not be drawn in by his energy. It’s as though he’s missing a few of his top vertebrae, the way his head spins around. I don’t know how he managed to simultaneously stay on beat and on his chair. He must have grown up watching a lot of The Muppet Show, ’cause he totally channels Animal from the Electric Mayhem. He’s amazing. His drumsticks move so fast that they look like those fiber optic wands that dumb people buy during street fairs. Anyway, he’s always definitely worth a watch.”
- Three Imaginary Girls, Seattle P-I Blog, November 2007
“Get there early because the opening acts are pretty amazing in their own right. Tacoma’s The Fucking Eagles carry on that loud, raw R&B/garage sound in the tradition of T-Town greats The Sonics and Girl Trouble and like Roy Loney they give each performance everything they’ve got.”
- Seattle Power Pop Blog, May 2008
"The Fucking Eagles suck. Friend of mine got their album and I listened to it, half of it is bad covers of good songs. From what I hear they're young so if they have good taste I guess they have a shot at not sucking in the future."
- John Smith, http://smithbellcraft.com - 3/3/08
"The Fucking Eagles are a spin off from Seaweed? Man, I didn't know that. Seaweed treated me like dogshit on a project I worked on for them. It was a HORRIBLE experience. They actually left messages on my phone calling me names. Their production artist re-designed a cover I did for them and it turned out lousy. They wanted their money back. Their response was to blame me for their guy's incompetence. I played that tape for friends for a long time as proof as my experience with them. Man, I didn't know. I don't think I'll be bothering with the Fucking Eagles, now."
- Art Chantry, www.artchantry.com - 3/3/08

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Music:

Member Since: 4/25/2006
Band Website: rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/
Band Members: The Fucking Eagles are:

Old! Squarepegs! Self-important pricks!

Individually:
Private Secretary - Vocal, Guitar
Cat Eyes - Humdrums, Vocal
Diamond Rose - Guitar, Vocal
Lady Easter - Bass, Vocal

Influences:
and possibly not likely but maybe probably also: The Syndicate, Jim Boss + The Sundowners, Annisteen Allen, Warren Lee, Bob Vidone, Link Wray, The Ideals, The Muppets, Them, The Hawks, The Talismen, Kitty Love, Flirtations, Frantics, The Cookies, Turpentine Bros., Flat Duo Jets, Les Sexareenos, Howdy Forrester, Gino Washington, The Atlantics, The Entertainers, The Deadly Snakes, The Bobby Fuller Four, Jackie Harris & the Champions, The Sonics (Tacoma), The Nitehawks, Sugarboy Crawford, Brenda Lee, Ronnie Hawkins & The Hawks, The Percells, Tiny Grimes, 20/20, The Fluid, Betty Harris, Jenny Jeans, Chuck Berry, The Compulsive Gamblers, Kai Ray, The Bar-Kays, Gorgeous George, Murphy and The Mob, The Firebirds, Mickey Lee Lane, Venom, Jan & Dean, Dalton Francis, Johnny Clark & The 4 Playboys, Harmonica Fats, Baby Washington, Farris Wilder, Ladies Night, Bob Seger and The Last Heard, The Del Victors, Deano, The Coyotemen, Little Denise, The Brill Bldg. Tenants, Black + Whites, The Kentucky Colonels, Alex Chilton, The Conquerors, Bantam Rooster, Toy Love, Sir Guy, Jimmy Yancey, 5678s, T-Model Ford, Cannibal & The Headhunters, Joyce Williams, V.C.R., Emmanuel Laskey, Memphis Slim, Charlie Patton, James Chance and the Contortions, Stick McGhee, String Kings, Corky Jones, Crime, Mans, Chrome Spiders, Bobby Gentry, Black Humour, Geno Washington (UK), Sleepy John Estes, JJ Caillier, Lord High Fixers, Tav Falco & The Unapproachable Panther Burns, Clone Defects, The Delusionaires (Fl.), Brand New Love Affairs, Scorpions, Martha Reeves & the Vandellas, Harvey Scales and the 7 Sounds, The Models, The Royal Jokers, Johnny Gamble, The Express/ Juveniles, Fire, Ralph Neilsen & The Chancellors, Roy Tann, Robert Petway, The Fleetwoods, The Cynics, Sugar Pie Desanto, Rusty York, The Jobettes, Jeanie & The Big Guys, Earl Craig and The Downbeats, Romantics, Jay and The Americans, The Gee Cees, Roky Erickson & The Aliens, Ronnie Love, Dwight Douglas, The Gass Co., LiveFastDie, Jackie DeShannon, The Bootmen, The La De Das, The Feelies, Fells, Masonics, Henny Youngman, Johnny Weston, The Lonely Moans, Tommy Burke and The Counts, The Gories, Sunny Ridell, Isaac Hayes, The Weirdos, CC & Company, The Dharma Bums (the book, the band), The Everly Brothers, Carbonas, The Flamin Groovies, Busy Signals, Double O. Domingos, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, The Mono Men, The Mods, Swan Silvertones, Jon + The Nightriders, Sister Rosetta Tharpe, Betty Lavett, Anti-Seen, Didjits, The Pretty Things, Jerry Wexler, Limes, Screaming Lord Sutch, Willie Hamilton & the Counts, Robert Johnson, Sidney Pinchback, The Tears, DM Bob & The Deficits, Mose Vinson, Atomic 61, The Brill Bldg., Lost Sounds, The Neanderthals, Arthur Griswold, (Ike Turner &) The Soul 7 Ikettes, Nick Lowe, Cookie and The Cupcakes, Black Lips!, Chris Wilson, Baby George, Sonic Chicken 4, Clyde Stacey, Carl Perkins, Dirty Lovers, Luther Ingram, Huey Lewis & The News, The Spotnicks, Spider Bags, The Switch Trout, Fatals, Clarence Murray, The Fendermen, Mops, Gil Bateman, Big Bill Broonzy, Viva L'American Death Ray Music, Ghetto Reality, Russell Evans & the Nite Hawks, Thee Devil Brains, Margie Joseph, Stallions, Mark Holder & the Positives, The Treniers, The Rockfield Chorale, Banana Splits, Soledad Bros., Rogues, (Little) Obie Jesse, Alton and Jimmy, I Cosmonauti, Country Teasers, Six Finger Satellite, The Revelators, Pandoras, The Collins Kids, Cool Jerks, Laura Veirs, Ann Peebles, The Teen Tones, Sheriff & The Revels, Rick(y) Nelson, Curly Davis & The Uniques, The Earaches, Elite 65, Yesterday's Obsession, Willie Smith + the Mighty Steps of Rhythm, Howlin' Wolf, Oblivians, King Floyd, Mike Wagoneer & The Bops, The Royal Jerkers, The Silver Kings, The Cramps, Easy Action, Purple Wizard, Ma Rainey, Gentleman Jesse and His Men, Rat Traps, Mack Arnold & the Blenders, Bug Nasties, The Time Stoppers, Anita Veal and The Bob Hooks Band, Buddy Rich, The ATO's, Buddy Holly, Les Hormones, Mike & the Ravens, Limes, Sam the Sham & The Pharoahs, Leon Mitchinson, Arthur Connelly, Sir Finks, The Pandas, FIREWORKS!, Riley Puckett, Dyke + The Blazers, Blind Willie Johnson, Cathy Saint, The Sadies, Ollie & The Nightingales, Cheap Trick, Arthur Copeland, B.B. Brown, Sneaky Pinks, The Damned, Los Straightjackets, The Medallions, Pat Hare, Latin Breed, The Buff Medways, Katie Webster, Guitar Wolf, Hylo & The Timberliners, Gasoline, Blair 1523, Ernie K-Do, The Rhythm Rockers, The Gaye Blades, The Mexican Blackbirds, Sammy Gowans, Dave "Baby" Cortez, Red Sovine, King Sporty, Althea and the Memories, The Diablos, The Fallouts, Cheater Slicks, The 3 Tops, Charlie Feathers, The Reckless Bastards, The Cuban Rebel Girls, Skip Easterling, The Count Five, Fats Domino, Calvin Newborn, Sprague Bros., Velvet Underground, Lonnie Donegan, Byrds, Thee Mighty Caesars, The Nutley Brass, The Mustard Men, Elmo Williams, Sarah Vaughn, Dan Brantley, The Satisfactions, Willie & West, Little Miss Jesse, DC Snipers, Merle Travis, The Sherwoods, Leb Brinson, Jerry J. Nixon & The Volcanoes, Paula Lamont, Gus Cannon, The Country Soul Revue, R.L. Burnside, Snatch, Beach Boys, Marie Adams & The 3 Tons of Joy, The Coathangers, The Byrds, Son House, The Astors, Charlie Poole and The North Carolina Ramblers, Leon Mitchinson, Lamboba & The Lamb Chops, Joyce Harrison, Jalacy (Screamin') Jay Hawkins, Guadalcanal Diary, Slug, '68 Comeback, Roy Orbison, Master Apes, The Loot, Willis Jackson, Spacemen 3, The Buddies, The Reruns, Roscoe and Friends, The Mercymen, Harmonica Frank, Big Baby & The Strollers, Duchesses, Cyrus Erie, The Treniers, Tony Dangerfield and The Thrills, Zilla Mayes, Steel Pole Bath Tub, J. Blackfoot, Amede Ardoin, The Huntington Cads, Gerry & The Pacemakers, (The Jon Spencer) Blues Explosion, Tall Birds, Lipstick Killers, Hubble Bubble, Sonny Wimberly & the Sunglows, Ricky Nelson, Little Jimmy Dickens, Charles Caldwell, Homer Banks, Slayer, Narvel Felts, Al Escobar, Tangiers, Doug Brown, Thee Hypnotics, The Minus 5, Judah Bauer, Jay Black and The Americans, Jenny + The Tits, Slick 'n the Family Brick, The Six Teens, The Woggles, Cheap Time, Al Fredito, Brenton Wood, Vito & The Salutations, Hellacopters, Chad & Jeremy, Jess Hooper and The Daydreamers, Tell-Tale Hearts, Noah Lewis, King Khan & His Shrines, Doc Sausage, Demon's Claws, Ann Beretta, The Bad Boys, Florence Le(a)dbe(lly)tter, Andre Williams, Joe Stubbs, Dillard & Clark, Thee Cormans, Hall & Oates, Johnny Taylor, Willie Tee, Sonny Fortune, Sam Dees, Eldridge Holmes, Greg O & The Tip Tops, The Coathangers, Dave Dudley, The Slow Slushy Boys, The Ink Spots, Lillian DuPree, Leonard Clark, Paul Westerberg, The Soul Stirrers, The Valentine Killers, The Bristols, 1910 Fruitgum Co., Carl Lester + The Showstoppers, Melvin London & the Red Hearts, Phil Spector, The Young Fresh Fellows, The Seeds, The Tumbling Hearts, Reigning Sound, Loli and The Chones, Blue Dot, Cosmic Psychos, Jimmy "Mr. Motion" Lynch, Joe Strummer, Midnight Sours, Lorraine Silver, The Frantics, The Sultans, David Batiste, Irene & The Scotts, Love Battery, Barbara Lynn, The Up Against A Wall Motherfuckers, Brian Hyland, 3 Aces and A Joker, Glen Campbell, Gabor Szabo, The Hunches, Betty Davis, Figures of Light, Huey Smith & the Clowns, Curtis & The Creeps, DeFord Bailey, Billy Stewart, Time Machine (Italy), God Bullies, TCI Section Crew, T.V. Coahran, Little Ed & the Soundmasters Band, Allen Page, Unsane, Lou Courtney, Terry Clement & The Tu-Tones, Alex Alexander, Lloyd Price, Diana Ross & The Supremes, Ape City R&B, Vertebrats, Jackie Moore, The Capitols, Didjits, Lula Reed, Andy Tanas, Rudy Robinson & the Hungry Five, The Thrown-Ups, DMZ, Bill Black, Syl Johnson, Tampoffs, The Musical Linn Twins, Darker Shades Ltd., Nick & The Jaguars, The Pogues, The Turtles, Warren Storm, The Flakes, Diamond Joe, Arthur Alexander, Beguiled, Chocolat, The Robins, Lloyd Price, The Sonics (Minnesota), The Blue Kats, The Sons of Slum, Jackie Wilson and the Miracles, Prairie Ramblers, Psychedelic Ubik, Chocolat, Chuck McLean, Stu Cook, Walter Daniels, Gene Maltais, Q'65, Eddie Floyd, Tennessee Tearjerkers, Delmonas, Jack O, Creation, Monkeywrench, Conway Twitty, Eddie Daniels, Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers, The Links, The Grifs, Misfits, Dave Edmunds, The Fuckers, T.R. and The Yardsmen, Pure Country Gold, Bryan Adams, Robert Reisdorff, The Stupids, GONN, Brick Layer Cake, Jimmy Mayes & The Mill Street Depot, Paul Sindab, Teresa Brewer, Ishman Bracey, Wilson Pickett, Sonic Boom, Naked Raygun, Johnny Angel, Archie Bell & The Drells, (God's Balls era) TAD, The Hipshakes, Sno*Boy, Rockie Charles, Sowbelly, Murder City Devils, 13th Floor Elevators, Tommy Boyce, Nervous Norvus, The Makers, P.W. Reels Longfoot, Elder Beck, King Louie, The Bassholes, Jay & His Chickenhawks, Benny Joy, Miss Alex White + The Red Orchestra, The Mickey Finn, The Laughing Hyenas, Willis Jackson, Peter & Gordon, The Cuts, Bo Diddley, Django Reinhart & Stephan Grapelli, Nolan Strong & The Diablos, Dion, The Tenderfoots, Huey Piano Smith & His Clowns, Replacements, James Brown, The Nights and Days, Killer's Kiss, Ace, Rodney + The Brunettes, Dave Myers & The Surftones, Othar Turner, Miracle Workers, Puddin' Heads, Barbara Mason, Billy Strange, Faron Young, Knoxville Girls, Screamin Joe Neal, Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band, The Cavemannish Boys, The Flames, 101ers, The Yorkshires, The Puppets, The Hondells, The Soul Continentals, American Breed, Bill Monroe, Mile Ends, Hasil Adkins, Nana Mouskouri, The Meditation Singers, The Delta 72, Cuby & The Blizzards, The Milkshakes, The Projectiles, Emanuel Lansky, Chuck Willis, Carl Peterson & The Glenrays, Sebastian and The Houserockers, The Bellrays, Nathaniel Mayer, The Boredoms, The Faeries, E.J. Rush, Carl Story, Dave & The Saints, Orthea Barnes, Los Bravos, Money Money, Calvin Newborn, The Slip-Its, Sean Buckley and the Breadcrumbs, Rock'n'Roll Adventure Kids, Phineas Newborn Jr., Flat & Scruggs, Sun Ra, Skip James, LAMPS, Armitage Shanks, Edna Hicks, Bobby Runnel's Faux Pas, Monroes Fur, King Coleman, The Band, Baby Huey The Living Legend, Roy Handy, Myron Lee, Tomorrow's Headlines, Jim & The Jumping Rock Fireballs, Bill Pinkney, Harry Nilsson, Mark Pickerel and His Praying Hands, Cat Butt, Bird Rollins, Clone Defects, The Box Tops, Kid Thomas, Doc Pomus, Linda Carr, Easy Action, Brian Holland, Lamont Dozier, Bing Crosby, Tito & The Brainsuckers, Finnicum, Tyvek, Bobby Powell, The Thoughts, Eddie Holland, The Funk Brothers, The ABC's, Traditional Fools, Dolly Parton, Storm & Stress, The Clovertines, Bari & The Breakaways, Hullabaloo, Girl Trouble, The Million Dollar Quartet, Curly Davis & The Uniques, The Butterfield Blues Band, The Snails, Painted Ship, Richard Berry, The Talismen, Leonard Cohen, The Raspberries, Xavier Cugat, The Elite U.F.O., Frank Sinatra, Bunky & The Rocktones, Frank Crumit, Suda Chuebarn, Cab Calloway, Phil Flowers, The Lime Spiders, Scratch Acid, Ray Charles, City Zu, Knaughty Knights, Josie Cotton, Green Magnet School, Boston Chinks, Chubby Checker, The Action Time, Belita Woods, Baseball Furies, Ween, Java Men, Leroy Lloyd & the Swingin' Dukes, Blues Brothers, Jimmy Liggins and His Drops of Joy Orchestra, The Waterboys, Lancelot Link and The Evolution Revolution, Al Downing, King Snake Roost, Robert Gordon, The Burgundy Runn, Sammy Ridgely, Cat Mother & The All Night Newsboys, Thin White Rope, Reverend Louis Overstreet, Fireballs of Freedom, The Standells, Esquerita, Lyres, Ike & Tina, Jonestown, The Original Three, Chris Harris & The Soul Agents, The American 4, Heinz, King Louie One Man Band, Pearl Woods, The Motors, The Artesians, Smiley Lewis, The Redcaps, Electric Garden, Billy Young, Fat Ass, The Tacoma 4, Johnny Kidd & The Pirates, The Spazz, Sleepy LaBeef, Alex Williams & the Mustangs, The Phateons, Living Guitars, Girls Against Boys, Eddie Marshall, The Monterays, Guilty Hearts, Last, Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers, Radio Birdman, Davis and The Monitones, Al White & the Hi-Liters, Lil' Buck and the Top Cats, Spot & the Blotters, The Sunday Funnies, George Jones, The Gentrys (Memphis), The Gentrys (N.Cali.), Bill Kennedy, Joe Therrien, Jimmy Beck, The Poppees, Faron Young, Afghan Whigs, Fred McDowell, The Tages, David Bowie, The Other Half, The Rangers Of Sound, Rocket From The Crypt, Phineas Newborn, Crypt Kicker IV, Eddie Angel, Pat Wallace, Chrome Cranks, The Eegos, Don and Dewey, Red Coffee, Hank Williams Sr., The Black Aces of Soul & The Eyes of Ebony, Ms. Tyre Jones, Chang Loo, Bill Carlisle, Mud Boy & The Nuetrons, Ponys, Sons Of The Pioneers, Richie Allan and The Pacific Surfers, The Mistreaters, Mr. Quintron, Babes In Toyland, Laura Dukes, Wayne Cochran, The Crown Royals, Albert George, The Touch-Me-Nots, Amos Boynton, Buffalo Springfield, The In Crowd, Los Perros, Charline Arthur, The Jive Bombers, The Caspar Brotzmann Massacre, Viola Russell, The Mad Lads, Claudio Villa, The Crickets, Ted Newton, My Morning Jacket, Jim Whelan, Okmoniks, William Kalama & The Mid-Pacific Hawaiians, The Horrors, The Steppes, Little Boy Blues, Helen Hall, Teengenerate, The Vibrations, Roy Montrell, The Gemtones, The Blue Things, The Grand Prees, Elvis Costello & The Attractions/Imposters, Tommy Dorsey, Randy & The Rockets, Charile Parker, The Taskiana Four, The Friedls, The Who, Mr. Bo (Eddie), VI Red, Blue Cheer, The Tornadoes, Halo of Flies, Sonny Bono (and Little Tootsie), Sodsai Chaengkij, Teddy Page & The New Jesters, Bob Mackey and the Kig Alex Band, Ruth Brown, The Barons, Fuji Moto and The All Star Cannon, Thee Flying Dutchmen, The Trashmen, Roxy Music, Mind Controls, The Moguls, Earl Scruggs, Bloodloss, The Bell Bros., Maggots, Nina Simone, Swelter, Vince Murphy & The Catalinas, The Loungers, Monsieur Jeffrey Evans, The Gospellaires, The Raging Bulldogs, The Blue Rhythm Combo, Reverend Gary Davis, Wellwater Conspiracy, American Soul Spiders, Wallace Bros., Fred Wesley & The JBs, The Gloryholes, Gar Bacon, Little Richard, Sha-Na-Na, Black Lips!, The Adventurers, Paris Sisters, Willie Dixon, Terry Fell, Truly, Brick Layer Cake, The Donnas, Bull City Red, Cherubs, Danny Dell, Betty Bibs, Bill Haley and His Comets, The Smoke, Dicky Lee, The Facts of Life, Avin Robinson, Johns Children, Johnny Rivers, Bib Bo Thomas & the Arrows, Today Is The Day (AmRep), Lou Rawls, The Vestells, Willie Bobo, Morphine, Frankie Ford, The Wisdoms, The Falcons, Boss Martians, The Black Rose Band, The Denison/ Kimball Trio, Rantouls, The Stooges, Andre Ethier, Finks, The Tombstones, Rockin Bradley, Tennessee Ernie Ford, Ben Iverson & the Nue, Gene Vincent, BBQ, The Amazers, Bill Swing, Freakwater, Charlie Cuevias, The Free Design, Dale Gregory and the Shouters, Charlie Rich, The Trashmen, Alias Ducie & the New Orleans Poets, Black Sugar, Dee Dee Warwick, Talking Heads, The Gentlemen, Boston Chinks, The Mummies, Donny Denim, The Saints, Bukka White, Muddy Waters, Bobby Sisco, Overnight Low, Skip James, Jim Jim, The Junco Partners, Doug Sahm, It's Us, Billy Squier, Yeast, Art Freeman, The Angels, The Litter, Poontang Perkins, Mike Stuart Span, Lil Luis Y Los Wild Teens, Gene Pitney, Chocolat, The Riffbrokers, Champion Jack Dupree, Bo Dud & Johnny Twist, Them, Johnny Vomit and The Dry Heaves, Bonnie Guitar, The Downhomers, Tony Vic & Manuel, Don Gibson, Isaac Price II, Essau, Thee Shams, Jerry Mercer, The Fe Fi Fo Fums, Ray Ray & The Eastsiders, Ronnie D and The D-Men, Aaron Neville, J. Layne & The Rumblers, Elvis Presley, The Gories, Goldie and The Gingerbreads, ((LOOP)), Roger Collins, Tommy McCook + The Supersonics, Bunker Hill, Professor Longhair, Bunny Sigler, The Romantics, Big Moose & the Jams, The Gospel Swingers, The Blue Rondos, Ian + The Barnetts, Gene Moles, Insomniacs, Sam Dees, The Peanut Butter Conspiracy, Vertical After, The Beatles, Clarence Garlow, Amos Milburn, New York Public Library, Necessary Evils, The Hives, Connie Lingus, Supercharger, Robert Mitchum, Mumbles Scott, Billy Joel, Lattimore Brown, Otis Redding, The Invisible Eyes, One Eye, Super Destroyer, The Alarm, Gene Rambo and The Flames, Johnny Neal & The Starliners, Bonnie Evans, Miki Dallon, Tar, The Blacks (Sweden), Bonnie Owens, Thee Manipulators, Impala, Louis Jordan, Wiley Bulldog, Butch Paulson, The Rolling Stones, Clint Miller, The Catalinas, John Greer, The Yellow Payges, The Country Rockers, Rudy Lewis, Spaceman 3, The Creedence Clearwater Revival, Icky Joey, CPC Gangbangs, The Bluestars, The Shamettes, Tiny Topsy, The Blue Grass Boys, Sodom, Casuals Inc., The Ohio Players, Willy & the Poorboys, Eyes Of Mind, Mieko Hirota, Big Star, Ron Gray, Master Apes, The Wimple Winch, All Night Drug Prowling Wolves, The Determinations, Hex Dispensers, Dee Dee Ford, Marcie Blaine, Edwin McCaine, The Rangers, Head, Jeb Stuart, Vancougar, The Yardbirds, The Afro Dimensions, The Dirtbombs, Ben Roberts, Captain Beyond, Los Ass Draggers, Jerry Lee Lewis, 20 Miles, The Crows, The Exotics, Humble Pie, Eddie Cochran, Clarence Paul, Mississippi Sheiks, Neko Case, The U-Men, Jack Tucker, Big Bob Dougherty, Coconut Coolouts, Blind Boy Fuller, Torquays, The Cape-Men, The Custom 5, Phil Flowers, Rex Garvin & His Mighty Cravers, COWS, Zombie IV, Nikki + The Corvettes, Tony Dangerfield, Kitty Love, Smokey Robinson, The Touch-Me-Nots, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Albertina Walker, Irving Gluck, Barney Burcham, Dag Nasty, The Pack A.D., Half-Pint & The Fifths, Lu Parks Singers, Stranglers, Eddie Kirkland and His Band, The Cobra Kings, Al Fayard, Los Apson, Detroit Emeralds, Dr. Ross & The Orbits, Betty Bibbs, Motley Cre (pre-'Girls, Girls, Girls'), Bobby Mack, The Grayps, In, Amorphous Head, Little Denny, The Nutmegs, John Lee Hooker, Leo Ogletree, Eddie Bond & The Stompers, Neil Sedaka, The Tyrannies, Thee Headcoats, The Road, Harry Van Halls, Jim Reeves, Plastards, Larry & The Bluenotes, The Wolf Pack, Mhz, Neil Young & Crazy Horse, Golden Boys, The Gravedigger V, Ape City R&B, Hoyt Johnson, Ernie Chaffin, Freddie & The Dreamers, The Monuments, Doug Sahm, The Range Drifters, Things, Fathers & Sons, The Choir, R Lewis Band, Sam Cooke, Rockin Rod & The Strychnines, The Donays, Hunki Dori, The New Strychnines, Earl Johnson's Clodhoppers, Eddie Cletro and His Round Up Boys, The Others, The Action, Mystic Tide, Onie Wheeler, Billy Ball, George Harrison, Ognir and The Nite People, The Eyes Of Blue, 7 Seconds, Tony Borders, Preachers, Bernard Williams & the Original Blue Notes, Margie Day, Jimmy Vicks, Donald & The Delighters, Brinsley Schwarz, Sacred Middle Cave, Mouserocket, Dolly Cooper, The Satelliters, Big T & the Upsetters, The Real Kids, Johnny Kidd & The Pirates, Coconut Coolouts, The Banana Splits, The Fuzztones, Jay Lewis, Dirty Red, Dark Skies, Bobby Roberts and The Raveons, The Tombstones, The Trap Doors, Ben Cole, Sweetie Jones, Doris Troy, Ronson Family Switchblade, Buck Owen, The Young Aristocracy, Dusty Crosswhite, Swallow, The Nugrape Twins, Bruce Johnston, Crack Pipes, American Four, The Spittoons, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Flamingos, Jean Chapel, Sonic Rendevous Band, Narvel Felts, Jerry Siefert, Brian Hyland, Richard's People, The Rochelles, Grave Blankets, Cher, The Four Sounds, Brenda Carter, The Kinks, The Swanks, The Travel Agency, The Easybeats, Circle Jerks, Bobbyteens, Thane Russal, Barry & The Remains, Dean Martin, The Centuries, Chris Christopherson, Five More, Wax Museums, La Vern Baker, Benny Gordon & the Soul Brothers, Washboard Wonders, The Dirty Wurds, Don Gardner, Sammy Jr., Black Time, Chuck Tharp and The Fireballs, Bennie McCain and His Ohio Untouchables, Patti Paladin, Percy Sledge, The Magi, The Crystals, David Seville, Alvin & the Chipmunks, 95th Congress, Larry Storch, The Blue Van, The Greenhornes, Zen Guerilla, Jack Bedient and The Chessmen, The Wardell Querzque Band, Bill Pinky & The Turks, Ides Of March, Flying Burrito Bros., Dee Rangers, Pussy Galore, Thin Lizzy, Thundercrack, McKinley Mitchell, Rufus & Carla Thomas, X, Ian Dury, The Shrubs, Bob Log III, Lionel Davis, Wild Jimmy Spruill, Gene Jenkins, King Louie, Red Beard & The Pirates, Knights of the New Crusade, The Teddy Bears, The Traditional Fools, Gibson Bros., E Turner, The Charms, Iron Maiden, The Roving Flames, Richard Caiton, Embers, The Dexter Romweber Trio, Sultanas, Bobby Williams & His Mark Kings, The Sunday Funnies, Jay Epae, Golden Earrings, The Hipshakes, The Sequins, Mike & The Ravens, The Tick Tocks, Cat Stevens, Angie and The Citations, The Accused, Cold Grits, Irma Thomas, Louis Prima & Keely Smith, Lindsey Buckingham, The Time Flys, The Panther, Joe Jones, Du Mauriers, Ole Miss Downbeats, The McCormick Bros., Chris Kenner, Frankie Brunson, Frankie Lane, The Faces, The Hush Puppies, Shadows Four, Mack Owen, Rosco Gordon, Frankie Rose & The Imperials, Hot Machines, Head, The Heads, The Tamrons, Sonnie Curtis, Tough Times, Kenny Brown, Mudhoney, Bill Gibbs, Sir Walter Raleigh, Surgery, East Bay Soul Brass, Curtis Mayfield, The Chants, Charlie Lucas & the Thrillers, Sir Mack Rice, ? & The Mysterians, The Grassroots, Lucinda Williams, Bob Lee, Bobby Boseman, Marc Bolan, Spaceshits, Loose Diamonds, T. Rex, Woody Guthrie, Dock Reed, The Volumes, Nina Simone, Willie P. Bennett, Charles Brown, Hex Dispensers, The Penguins, This Damn Town, The Isley Brothers, Jimmy Church, Dick Dale & The Del-Tones, Chuck Simmons, Los Saicos, Doc Cook and His 14 Doctors of Syncopation, Heavy Balloon, The Paul Stuart Movement, Dean Martin, Quest For Fire, Mac Rebanack, The Barbarians, Mr. Airplane Man, Billy Guy, Skin Yard, Rod Stewart, The Promise, Corey Hart, Boss Hog, Cow Cow Davenport, Billy Ware, Chester Randle's Soul Setters, Some Velvet Sidewalk, Berry St. Station, The Bacon Sandwiches, Angry Angles, The Shades of Black, The Kaisers, Billie Holiday, Ray Davies, The Fabulettes, Blood Circus, Frankie St. John & The Starfires, Ray Conniff, Joe Tex, Johnny Burnette, The Hexxers, Viola McCoy, The Flip-Tops, Bacon Fat, Billy Joel, The First Gear, The Primettes, SS-20, Dead Ghosts, The Screws, Lu Park Singers, Chuck Womack & the Sweet Souls, Roy Tann, Jackie DeShannon, Skeeter Davis, Lover!, Digital Leather, Mr. Right & Mr. Wrong, Stack O Lees, Leroy Pullins, America, Barbara Pittman, Jeff Buckley, Green Pajamas, Bob Dylan, The Chi-Lites, The Jesus Lizard, The Flirtations, The Silva-Tones, Chuck Harrod & The Anteaters, Dan Melchoir, Richie Valens, Steely Dan, Jacques Detronc, The Rock-A-Teens, George Jones, Billy Riley, The Wheels, Willie Wicher, Thee Old Babes, The Fe Fi Fo Fums, Joe Jackson, Acid Eater, Magic Christian, MC5, Hellcows, Mule, Gun Club, Sandy Scott, Billy Stewart, AAAA New Memphis Legs, The Konks, The Hipshakes, Jackie Gates and The Fanatics, The Black Keys, The Peanuts, Human Eye, The Mersey Men, The Persuaders, Brainbombs, Them Wranch, Harold Zahner, The Deadlys, Tiny Tony and The Statics, Iggy Pop, Speck & Doyle, The Sheffields, Betty Gouche, Tommy Sands, Bobby Foster, Charlotte Smith, Steve Davies, Cathy Saint, Count & The Colony, The Love Undone, The Ventures, The Ways & Means, This Damn Town, The Goodees, Demon's Claws, Ella Fitzgerald, Wild Knights, Knast, The Occasionals, Gene Martin, Ray Burden, Junior Kimbrough, The Paragons, Lubricated Goat, Sons of Fred, The Bo-Keys, Miles Enough, The Immortal Lee County Killers, Heavy Trash, Sammy Davis, Jr., Tiny Grimes, The Jayhawks, The Vibes, The Cleeshays, Santo and Johnny, The Vibrations, Nobunny, The Prisonaires, John Cougar Mellencamp, Tough & Lovely, Sonny Raye, Dick Robinson, New York Dolls, Joe Melson, Sam & Dave, Erma Franklin, Kim Fowley, Jean Shepard and Speedy West, Yokio Nomura, Wolf Opper, The Screaming Trees, Cinnamon Suns, Chollo Rivera and The Latin Soul Drums, Baby Ray and The Ferns, Nick Cave, Chocolate Watchband, The Birdwatchers, Ceasar Et Ses Romains, Unit 4+2, Marion James, Bodeco, Angry Angles, Die Kruezen, Thee Michelle Gun Elephant, Charles Sheffield, The Fantasic Dee Jays, The Six Teens, Head, Kent 3, South Filthy, The Primate 5, The Platters, The Whore Moans, The Lonely Moans, The Treytones, The Lamps, Das Damen, The Coasters, The Embers, Les Sexareenos, Golden Boys, Galaxina & The Astro-Pops, Eddie Clearwater, Freddie Hall & His Aces, The Pagans, Larry Williams and Johnny Watson, Ray Gant & The Arabians, The Green Hour Band, The Spirits of Blue Lightning, Original Three, The Monks, America, The Ugly Beats, Frankie Vali, Roy Acuff, Rosetta West, Harlan T. Bobo, Mal Rider & The Spirits, Black Humour, The Go-Gos, Sakura, Goodnight Lovin', The Invasion, The Outta Place, Kip Anderson, Robbie Fulks, John Coltrane, Bobby Roberts, Myles Connor & The Wild Ones, Betty Harris, Freddy-Henchi & the Soulsetters, The Visitors, X, Royce Porter, The Miller-Olsen Combo, The Trap Doors, The California Gold Notes, God's Acre, Rupert's People, Jim Dickinson, AC/DC, Charley O'Bannon, The Heathens, Ferlin Husky, Speedball Baby, Sinister Six, Tindersticks, Doc Sausage, The Outsiders, Persuaders, The Lettermen, Bundle of Hiss, Sonny Guitar, Allen Page, Don & The Goodtimes, Treehouse, Mickey Murray, Los Rockin Devils, Porch Ghouls, Kempy & The Guardians, The 3 Honeydrops, Sherree Scott, Casey & the Pressure Group, The Nipple Erectors, Supahorn, The Fall, Joe Therrien Jr. & The Rhythm Four, The Crybabies, Curtis Gordon, Children of Darkness, Blacktop, The Hangman's Beautiful Daughters, This 'n' That, The Gap Band, Marvin Gaye, The Cutoffs, Neil Christian's Crusaders, Jimmy Rave, Bobby Darin, C.L. Blast, Time Flys, Black Rose Band, The Creatures of the Golden Dawn, Chuck & Cleo, DeCastro Sisters, Patsy Cline, Dave Clark 5, Los Locos Del Ritmo, The Sick Rose, Lee Brinson, The Monkees, Edwin Starr, Lonesome Sundown, Reatards, Clifton White & His Royal Knights, Mat Lucas, Turpentine Bros., Davie Allan & The Arrows, Danny Burk & The Invaders, The Stuck-Ups, The Troggs, The Hairy Gorillas, Tin Knocker, Del Shannon, The Quarter Notes, The Bare Facts, The Evil, Sandy Nelson, The Nitelites, Duane Eddy, Scat Rag Boosters, Bull Moose Jackson and none of the above.
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Record Label: Gaptooth Jukebox
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sent out 5 cee dees in a relentless media blitz and some people felt obliged to comment - forgive our hubris:"The Fucking Eagles - A Million Dollars Worth of Music (Gaptooth Jukebox)Thi...
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A MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF MUSIC

is the name of our debut full length fiasco and it's OUT NOW - compact dumbs just for now, maybe vinyl later.Our debut side was recorded by a guy at a place and is available nowhere nea...
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The hammer came down! The obscenity police zapped our old profile and kicked us off MySpace - apparently using the word f**k is considered obscene. Who knew? So some spasterixes have set up ...
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