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Danx

Worst experience ever....seeing Valek in the tuck

About Me

Energetic and entertaining. It's what I do for work and what I do for life. I tend to have a vulgar sense of humor. It's pretty difficult to offend me...This profile was edited with Thomas' fuckin' myspace motherfuckin' editor, bitches!™ V2.5

My Interests

Okay, now you get to see what a weirdo I am: Medieval re-creation, Pennsic, Armored sword fighting, SCA, firebreathing, 4:20, karaoke, politics, debating. Writing music and poetry. A little PS2, DVDs. Opie and Anthony, and of course, little Jimmy Norton!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to be met...and if you're an a**h*le or a myspace whore....or Tom, I don't wanna meet you!

The assholes who I consider friends
I have a shitload of friends who are much cooler than your friends...savvy?

Bootchar

Ponygirl

My Baggadouche

Country

Michelf

Leianne

Meat Puppet

Moonbear

Surtr's Brood

Beavis

Little Scarlett

Crow

Tristan

Stevie Dubz

Bajorrrrrn

Perv

Lynxie

Heather

Sage

Half-Pint

Ice

Daneia

Little Payne

Steph

Manitee

My Nigris

She Wears Vomit

George

Kerri

Check this band out!

View All of the assholes

Music:

Peter Gabriel, Leonard Cohen, Jane Monheit, Mike Patton, Flogging Molly, Stephen Lynch, Same Paige, DMX, Mystikal, Sticky Fingaz, Eminem, System of a Down, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Les Mis, Miss Saigon, Scarlet Pimpernel, Jeckyll N Hyde, V.A.S.T., Loreena McKennit, Breaking Benjamins, Bone Thugz, Enigma, Pink Floyd, Public Enemy, Terence Trent D'Arby, Berlioz, James Horner
...can you say, "diverse", I knew you could...
oh, and one more thing...why does 50 cent have a career? His lyrics are trite, he has little to no skill, he can't pronounce anything. He sounds like Mike Tyson with a big fat cock in his mouth! Candy Shop and Magic Stick sound exactly the same, and I think Jadakiss said it best, "....here's a true fact, since when has it become cool to get shot and not shoot back?"

Movies:

BORAT! (It was fucking hilarious) Kubrick, Stone, Tarantino, War movies, Mob movies, Boondock Saints, Fear and Loathing, Half Baked, Hannibal Lecter Trilogy, Die Hard Trilogy, The Lathal Weapon movies, LOTR, Jackass, American Pie Trilogy, Euro Trip, Way of the Gun, Beautiful Mind, Green Mile, Butterfly Effect, Amistad, Willard, Quills, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Ransom, John Hughes Movies, Exorcist, Bone Collector, Rudy...okay, I have over 200 DVDs, those are my faves

Television:

Sportscenter, sports, House

Books:

Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot and other observations, Stupid White Men and other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation, Monster, Les miserables.

My Blog

the messiah has returned!

Upon watching the Yankees game today, Roger Clemens announced that he will be returning to the Yankees!!!!! Considering all the problems our pitching staff has had, this is like a gallon of water in t...
Posted by Danx on Sun, 06 May 2007 12:49:00 PST

fuckin' badass

so although weds have been slow since george left the Home Towne Tavern,  they have been picking up. I 've been slowly building but haven't been able to get a large group of from the different cr...
Posted by Danx on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:30:00 PST

trouble with my arabic

On the way home from work this evening, I stopped by my local seven-eleven for a vitamin water, knowing I was out. I was in good spirits, despite making very little at the bar this evening. At the end...
Posted by Danx on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:16:00 PST

fantasy 2

..>Pos Player Points P Dodgers 454 C I. Rodriguez 421 1B R. Howard 744 2B R. Cano 419 ...
Posted by Danx on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:23:00 PST

virtually indestructable (borrowed)

The following was borrowed from my buddy Michael, who I went to school with. He's ordinarily clever and funny, but sometimes I just love the things he writes. He's a brilliant mind, tremendo...
Posted by Danx on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:05:00 PST

my fantasy

this is my first fantasy baseball teamI had 11th pick in the draft..>..>..>1 Ryan Howard (1B, PHI) 2 Hideki Matsui (OF, NYY) 3 Hanley Ramirez (SS, FLA) 4 Ray Durham (...
Posted by Danx on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST

PENNSIC FRAUD!

    They are claiming that due to minimum wage raising $2/hr in PA, that they are raising pre-reg $20 and gate fee $10...We average 12,000 people...$360,000...$2/hr = $80/week, for 2 we...
Posted by Danx on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:54:00 PST

I have a dream

    Weird...I never remember my dreams, but just now I woke up from a night mare and I remembered it. It was strange because it dealt with an ex.    Until this last summe...
Posted by Danx on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:27:00 PST

I have just become...

I have just become a Yankees season ticket holder!!!! My girlfriend kicks ass!
Posted by Danx on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 07:07:00 PST

the daily news

EVENTS: Last night I was at a party with a fire in the back yard....today my clothes and I smell like fire. I woke up looking to get into fresh smelling clean clothes for driving Pony back to the airp...
Posted by Danx on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:12:00 PST