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A L

If we're not gonna make it, it's gotta be you that gets out, cause I'm not capable. I'm fucking Iris

About Me

I'm a 24-year-old, positive pessimist... I always expect the worst, but I happily expect it. I suck. I like to kick puppies and shake babies. I'm on the express bus to hell. See you there.Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You?

Pog mo thoin
Pog mo thoin - 'Kiss my ass.'You're one tough bastard, and if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss your ass. You enjoy fighting and causing grievous bodily harm. Hey! What are you lookin' at, punk?

And I get really easily bored at work... so,
You Are 88% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You? and by the way, I'm not the most evil person I know. Jesus is, that's why he's my homeboy.
I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM so if it sucks then you can blame them.

My Interests

Making sweet, sweet love to you!! And following the White Rabbit, of course.



'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I'd like to meet:

Dita Von Teese, but in leiu of that, anyone who understands the difference between fun and immature. I'm looking for the fun people, immature need not apply(unless you're absolutely entertaining).

Music:

I'll try anything, once, twice... three times if you're lucky. I'm a big girl music fan. 80s, 90s, alternative, show tunes, punk, pop... bring it on.

Movies:

Disney movies, horror movies, really poorly done horror movies, spoofs of horror movies, LoTR, but not really Star Wars, but I must admit, they're starting to grow on me. Shaun of the Dead, Goonies, Clerks, Mallrats, (Kevin Smith in general), Finding Neverland, classics, like Citizen Kane and Casablanca, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Old 'B' films, Almost Famous (I love the way Cameron Crowe uses music in his movies. Pay attention next time you watch one.), The Fifth Element, Girl, Interrupted, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Memento, The Sandlot, Bronx Tale(and other assorted ganster flicks), Old School(and all the other stupid comedies like it), Pirates of the Caribbean(and other such Jerry Bruckheimer creations), Donnie Darko, Nightmare Before Christmas(and anything with Tim Burton behind it. "I'm making movie magic", What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Requiem for a Dream... I like a lot of movies, simply for their production value, if not for anything else. I don't know, asking is probably easier.

Television:

Baseball. I love baseball. Other sports, like football and hockey. I watch reality TV. (I know, I'm sorry, I'm just sickly drawn to 'real' people making asses of themselves.) Big fan of FX's line-up, especially Nip/Tuck and Rescue Me. Simpsons, of course, along with Family Guy, but I don't like Futurama... Friends, Law and Order(all 35 spinoffs), CSI, ER, and Sex and the City... I don't know, TV has been letting me down lately. Any suggestions?

Books:

Perks of Being a Wallflower, Dogrun, he's just not into you, Face it, You're not that into him either, The Harry Potter books(i know i know), Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Blue Raft on Yellow Water, The Kama Sutra, The Republic, The Great Gatsby, Still Life with Woodpecker, George Carlin books, The Girls Guide to Hunting and Fishing, The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons(other Dan Brown novels), Much Ado About Nothing and other assorted Shakespeare, The Notebook(Read the book, don't see the movie.) Affluenza, Angela's Ashes, Maus... Once more, any suggestions?

Heroes:

Jerry Bruckheimer, Oprah, My mom, Dita Von Teese I mean, Good God! Look at the woman!

My Blog

It may just be me...

But I love watching old people on cell phones. It just looks like it doesn't belong. Good for a chuckle.
Posted by A L on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:56:00 PST

Amen

There should be an Amen. At the beginning and the end. Any raised-catholic-and-now-I-have-screwed-up-beliefs woman would agree. I love to learn new things. It helps nourish the soul. I will raise butt...
Posted by A L on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:44:00 PST

So that's what a one legged man in an ass kicking contest feels like...

I was off to work, running just about on time.  I cruised along enjoying my ride, listening to some O & A. My mind wandered as I pulled up to the light, without my coffee ...
Posted by A L on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:53:00 PST

There's one in every bunch

Alice decided to take up a new job, now that Wonderland had finally given her the boot. Of course they had to do it in winter, didn't they? she thought to herself as she pulled her coat tight around h...
Posted by A L on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:41:00 PST

Tag Teamed... I am awesome.

This is a game called TAG. Here's how to play: The rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with (6) weird things/habits about yourself. At the end you need to choose the...
Posted by A L on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:19:00 PST

Go Elf Yourself... No seriously, it's hysterical.

Ok... so you need to turn your volume on and watch these personalized websites.  For a good chuckle or a giggle... Just a tad. My two personal favorites:  Poppin' Freshhttp://www.elfyourse...
Posted by A L on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:05:00 PST

Heer cums Sandy Claws...

Okay. So, I'm sitting in work, listening to "Here Comes Santa Claus," The Elvis version, because my boss is a little retarded and I love him for it.  Anyway. I start to focus on the words of the ...
Posted by A L on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:01:00 PST

Feliz Navidad MotherF*ckers

Tis the season to be a big dork.  Is it wrong that "Feliz Navidad" makes it Christmas for me?  The answer to that is probably yes, but for all of you who don't know me, I'm a freakin' weirdo...
Posted by A L on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:36:00 PST

Riddle me this.

What does man love more than life? Fear more than death or mortal strife? What do the poor have, what the rich require, And what contented men desire? What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save,...
Posted by A L on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:21:00 PST

P... U....

My feet stink really badly.  I am trying to kill the people in my office as we speak by taking them off.  Even I gagged a bit. No, I'm just kidding they aren't that bad. But one of the men i...
Posted by A L on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:49:00 PST