michael

INTERESTS
Magic. Movies. Stories. Crushed Black Pepper. Memories. The sound of driving over a grated bridge. (You know that HMMMMMMMM noise as you pass over the middle part)

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Carbonaro
Birthday: Yes
Birthplace: Eww!
Current Location: 40°29'40"N to 45°0'42"N
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 14"
Right Handed or Left Handed: With one hand I write, the other I think
Your Heritage: Historical
The Shoes You Wore Today: are stolen
Your Weakness: my perfect pizza
Your Fears: my weakness
Your Perfect Pizza: AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Lrning too typp
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "I WON'T MAKE OUT WITH YOU GRANDMA!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: I know where I am... but who am I?.... and why?
Your Best Physical Feature: That's very sweet of you, thank you.
Your Bedtime: Has been extended because of good behaivior
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't miss memories, I miss moments, that's what memories are for.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Hell No
Single or Group Dates: Like orgies? ok.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Is this gonna be on the final?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate (and peanut butter)
Cappuccino or Coffee: At what age am I gonna have to stop drinking 2 pots of coffee a day?
Do you Smoke: Only in front of children, then I cough and break a blood capsule in my mouth and start screaming I CAN'T BREATHE! -as a lesson.
Do you Swear: Never. Fuck, no. It's immoral.
Do you Sing: In short random bursts, yes. usually like an 80's song that I don't know the lyrics to.
Do you Shower Daily: I conserve water, by bathing in the sink.
Have you Been in Love: i think so.
Do you want to go to College: Again?
Do you want to get Married: I don't care. maybe. leave me alone.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in Crystal Light.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Oddly, only while standing still.
Do you think you are Attractive: It's why I play with myself so much.
Are you a Health Freak: It's why I play with myself so much.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes. -and Thundercats.
Do you play an Instrument: It's why I play with myself so much.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Some Salmon.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Is my Mom gonna see this?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a mall?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. But I laughed while chewing a saltine, and spit out little crumbs like confetti. It was fun. Try it. What else are you doing? Nothing. You're reading my stupid survey. Go get some Saltines!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes. Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes. But I "corrected her." For I have always been the care-taker here.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes. But I was afraid of fish biting my... I'm just so paranoid all the time.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: These shoes.
Ever been Drunk: I think I was once, but I'm not sure, because I blacked out.
Ever been called a Tease: I've been called TO tease.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes. Doug Johnson. I still have a mark in my eye from it.
Ever Shoplifted: Fine, I'LL FUCKING GIVE THE SHOES BACK!
How do you want to Die: While passing a piece of micro-film to someone and saying something like, "127 East Harbor Avenue... Midnight, hide the cheese...."
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: That question just made me smile.
What country would you most like to Visit: The U.S.- I'm always living here. Be nice to just visit from time to time.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Red, with like yellow around the pupil. Oblong Pupils a plus.
Favourite Hair Color: Warm Chestnut Brown. (702 in Clairol)
Short or Long Hair: Short in the back, and really long bangs. Like trippable bangs.
Height: 5' 11" ONLY!
Weight: 95
Best Clothing Style: Yes. That would be a plus.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Number of drugs I have taken in a boy/girl?... is that section finished now? How bout a warning? Jeez.
Number of CDs I own: 300. But I only listen to 1 of them.
Number of Piercings: 2.
Number of Tattoos: I wanna get one. Be right back.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ... I really made a bad choice with this tattoo

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