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die strassefotze

The revolution will eat its young.....so repent! {i'd probably give a shit if i was already dead}

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...Because some say i'm crazy...and some envy me...i'll keep it simple... "rocknrollmuthafuckaskumfuckcunthorrordethpunkPiratehell"

An opinionated.BEASTLORD.from which i recieve a varying degree of signals/messages and instructions to do random acts of megalamania with varying degrees of success from my cats.They are my supreme!
An example for you to envy: Cadbury old gold dark chocolate and all Whittakers chocolate i quite like now that they contain 72% cocoa.
MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC and MUSIC.one of many forms of getting the child-like hyperactive/creativity out of me...)..it's the drug of choice after many years of narcotic abuse/misuse*

"My Promax J-25 ghetto blaster(circa 1987)is fully fucking choice as mate".

Art-(I actually hate the word "Art"...'Whats that,You hate art?'"NO" just the word!)-is a fervourish way of getting the creative plague of 657479+ ideas out of my head.

Beer is good for that also...
And that 'old' Battlestar Galactica really sucked ass!(except for the Cylons they ruled!!)
I have a "sick sense of humour"(someones smelly hippy mommy once told me when i was 17 that i had a 'sick mind',bless her even if she was a pathetic smelly hippy!)with the highly valued vile,funny haha,Tom-foolery sense of humour thrown in for good measure.

Aleister Crowley once said "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law"

I've even been known,say some to be a deep,lateral thinker?!...mmmmm how profound one says?! 'Fuck off' or 'You suck' is usually my reply to said profound comment.
I have an overactive imagination and been blessed/cursed with ADHD?![which means sometimes,just sometimes i have trouble concentrating on one set idea,instead it becomes many at once!]hahaha...and a BFA(Bachelor of fine arts)degree which makes me an artist/painter/photographer/whatever with a mother-fucking opinion because fuck your bland noveau pseudo hipster "fART" that is sooo 'out there'.

A friend of mine once had a MISFITS t-shirt that said "FUCK ART LETS KILL"
So i have an interest in(what some may refer to)the macabre(Which i've had since i was a child,and for no particular reason or cause either...)mainly old war,murder,diaster pictures,antique surgical equipment,old military(19th-20th century)weapons as well as the not so macabre,i.e.old school sound systems-electronics,old musical,film,camera equipment and anything DIGITAL.

Things that are: Intricate,fact,fiction,twisted,old style,funny,macabre-(that word again!),high-brow,low-brow,no-brow and absolutely fucked up are best.

Don't believe in religion cos it's just a fanatsy of promises,wishes and lies![christi[ns]anity,islam[e] etc]..Or the fact that Buck Rogers was in the 25th century in the first place.

[Is anybody still reading this 'about me'?]
[I would just like to take this opportunity to tell the following to FUCK OFF... ..Anti-semites/nazis/know it all right-wing conservatives/keith locke and other politically correct leftist cry-babies/mysoginists/junkies/crooked cops/rugby heads/r'n'b-hip-hop-bling music/emo bands/wellington trumpet dub bands/destiny church/religious fundamentalists/muslim extremists.]

You're unknowingly following on from the curmuddgeons unexposed dream amalgam of the dispossed.,,,,,,This time it was relapsed for the chainsawed tooth brigade marching on to this shit-theatre of the "mans"'kunt-kingdom' preaching incoherent nonsensensical babbling-on of a religious and ooh soo wretched mall culture that was slowly but surely growing into a piss stained sack cloth culture housing a coming shitstorm that could threaten,,,,yet so unpersistant it never fucking mattered anyway,,,,the unknown pleasant gardens that must remain undiscovered till the next passing of 3 comets bearing the coherent message of 'trab pu kciP' written upon your parents dining room wall in an almost-permanent-but-not-quite black marker pen thats forever stained said wall in a pastel pinkish-beige torment for the under six year olds to revell in,,,,whilst they feed on their eternal breakfast...though not by choice...is it ever?
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Diseased Undertaker.
Where You Lived: Japan.
How You Died: The Plague. Who Were You In a Past Life?

My Interests

Myself. Living. Music. My Cats[Gremlin,Joey jo-jo(r.i.p),Otto & Digital] Friends. Eating. Drinking[intoxication]. Laughing at stupid shit[see humour]. HotWheels and Jada die-cast cars. Pretending to be 19. Pretending not to be 19. Humour. Animals. Guitar. Smashing Guitar. Bass Guitar. Drumkit. Destroying Drumkit. Keyboards. Celluloid(8,16,35mm). Mixtapes. Videotapes. Being a Streetkunt. Scandanavia. Israel. Switzerland/Europe. Baltic Europe. New Zealand. 1940s life in countries that were neutral during WW2. Transformers. Lego. Playmobil. Hot-Wheels. Mountain bikes. BMX Bikes. Dirt Bikes. BB-Guns. Real Guns. Old military equipment. Cursing. doing what could be called 'anti-social'. Cooking. Getting the highest & lowest scores. Not being an 'alpha male'. The horror & the beauty. Mutantstyles. Satanism. Abusing people who have to make it known to all that they are a 'satanist',a 'christian' or whatever. Skateboards. Skateboarding. Assembling new/old Skateboards. Films. Books. Horror/Gore. Comedy reasons-situations. Old-skool Sneakers. 80's ghetto-blasters. Duct-tape. VCR's. Xbox. PS1/2/3. New Socks. New shoes. Spectacles. Flouro spray paint. Marker pens. Stella Artois. Sociology. Physiology. War history. Absurdity of organized religion(s). Religious imagery. 'Myths'-the more ridiculous the better. Photons both ionised/de-ionised. Aurora Borealis. Exploring abandoned buildings(old hospitals,schools etc). The bizarre things that go on. Making noise's/sound's with random object's/instrument's. Jewish history. European history. Existentalism. Tattoos. Piercings/body modifications. Cutting/shaving my own hair. Misbehaving. Smashing shit. Anything subversive. Girls. Painting. Photography. Cameras(Film&Digital). Drawing. Fucking. Finding old treasures. [f]ART. Meeting girls/women/people. Skating/Surfing. BMX tracks. Travelling. Comics. Old skool muscle cars[1960s-70s]. Vintage cars. Fast european cars[old & new]. Old Motorbikes. New Motorbikes. Alcohol. Anarchist stuff. Partying. Hiking. Camping. Creative destruction/deconstruction. Pulling things apart and putting em'back together. etc...... c

I'd like to meet:


Walt Disney's anti-semitic head so i can piss and shit on it.The man/woman who invented toilet paper.Whoever made Kim Jong-il's platform shoe's.Boba Fett.Darth Vader.Ms Pac-man.Eddie"I was just giving this transvestite hooker a ride home"Murphy.That swedish girl i saw on the bus once. Cookie monster.Mark'Chopper'Read.Countess Elizabeth Bathory.Zombies.Pirates(real ones!).Holocaust survivours.Werewolves.Vampyres.Jewish people who aren't religious.Infamous people.Dead famous people.Harold Wildestein(1912-1956).And the following retards: People who have to make it known to everyone that they are Satanists/Christians etc.People who annoy me.

That is all...


You scored as Black Metal. Fucking hell yeah! You are best suited for black metal. You like bands such as Darkthrone, Burzum, Mayhem, and Emperor. You kick ass.

Black Metal


75%

Death Metal


70%

Metalcore


50%

Thrash Metal


50%

Power Metal


40%

New Metal


10%

Non-Metal


5%
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You scored as music intellect. Your a music intellect. You may not be punk rock, but you have a good taste in punk music and know whats up

music intellect


75%

Punk as fuck


70%

Fashion Punk


40%

Emo kid


15%

Poser Punk


0%
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Music:




1349. APHELON {HAILS!!!}. ABYSMAL GATES. AT THE GATES. AVENGED SEVENFOLD. AMEBIX. AS BLOOD RUNS BLACK. ANAL CUNT. ABBA. ANTAGONIST[nz]. AVSKVM. ASSUCK. AUTOPSY. ABORTED. ANATHEMA. ABYSMAL DAWN. A FIRE INSIDE. BAUHAUS. BRUTAL TRUTH. BLACK DAHLIA MURDER. BLACK FLAG. BATHORY. BURZUM. BEETHOVEN. BLOOD BROTHERS. BRING ME THE HORIZON. BIG BLOCK (rip). CARCASS. CELTIC FROST. CRO-MAGS. CONFLICT. CULT OF LUNA. CHAOTIC DISCHORD. CRUCIFIED BARBARA. CONVERGE. CLOCK DVA. CRASS. CRYPTIC SLAUGHTER. C.M.O. CKY. [some]CRADLE OF FILTH. DISMEMBER. DANZIG. DEATH FROM ABOVE 1979. DEAD KENNEDYS. DAGON.{HAILS!} DAWN OF AZAZEL. DARK FUNERAL. DISPISED ICON. DILINGER ESCAPE PLAN. DARK THRONE. DURAN DURAN. DECAYED. DWARVES. DRI. DOOM. DYSTOPIA. DVDA. DEAD CAN DANCE. EINSTURZENDE NEUBAUTEN. ENTOMBED. EMPEROR. ELLIOTT SMITH. EXTREME NOISE TERROR. ELECTRO HIPPIES. FAITH NO MORE. FANTOMAS. FRANZ FERDINAND. GODFLESH. GENERAL SURGERY. GALLHAMMER. GUNS'N'ROSES. GBH. G-ANX. GG ALLIN. GOREHOUSE. GOJIRA. HELLHAMMER. old HATEBREED. HORRORPOPS. HORRORSTORY. HANOI ROCKS. HIM. HIATUS. HANZEL UND GRETYL. IMPALED NAZARENE. INTERPOL. (INTL)NOISE CONSPIRACY. ISAHN. IRON MAIDEN. IN SLAUGHTER NATIVES. JOY DIVISION. JACK OFF JILL. KYUSS. KAAOS. KILLING JOKE. KRISIUN. KISS. LAIBACH. LEONARD COHEN. LEVIATHAN. MORBID ANGEL. MARILYN MANSON. MISFITS. MISSING TEETH. old METALLICA. MOTLEY CRUE. MAYHEM. MUSE. MESHUGGAH. NIN. NAPALM DEATH. NASUM. NICK CAVE & THE BAD SEEDS. NEUROSIS. NINA HAGEN. N.W.A. NECROMANTIA. NILE. NECROPHAGIST. NECROPHOBIA. PHOBIA. PANTERA. PROMISE OF BLOODSHED. PANZERCHRIST. PARKWAY DRIVE. PETER ANDERSSON. PRIMAL SCREAM[xtrmntr & evil heat albums]. PANDORAS BUCKET. PSYCHIC TV. QOTSA[Nick Oliveri]. REFUSED. RAMONES. RIISTYET. SISTERS OF MERCY. SEX PISTOLS. SAMHAIN. SAHARA HOTNIGHTS. SERGE GAINSBOURG. SATYRICON. SEPULTURA. SWANS. S.P.K. SPAWN OF EVIL. SEX GANG CHILDREN. SUFFOCATION. SLAYER. SHOCKING PINKS {HAILS!}. SON OF SAM. TYPE O NEGATIVE. TERRORIZER. TIGER ARMY. THE CURE. THE BIRTHDAY PARTY. THE HOPE CONSPIRACY. THE BANNER. THE EXPLOITED. THE SMITHS. THE STOOGES. THE GENDERS. THE BRONX. THROWDOWN. TURBONEGRO. TWISTED SISTER. THE HORRORS. THE LOCUST. THE UNSEEN. U.K.SUBS. ULCERATE. UNEARTH. UNLEASHED. UNSANE. VICIOUS ART. VELVET ACID CHRIST. VENOM. WATCH THEM DIE. WOLFBRIGADE. X.

(...And on and on....)


Movies:

"My little ponies go to the abbatoir movie" American Psycho. Brazil. Dead Man. Chopper. Blade runner. Middletown. The rule's of attraction. Doom Generation. Children of Men. Pans Labyrinth. Donnie Darko. Equilibrium. Dog Soldiers. Wonderland. Lords of Dogtown. Hard candy. Rushmore. 80's teen high school shit. La haine. S.L.C. Punk. Suburbia(the 1980s real punks movie). Nochnoi Dozor(Night Watch). Apocolypse now. V for Vendetta(only cos i wanted to perv at ms.portman in her lil'bo-fucking-peep costume.haha!). A clockwork orange. Trashy porn with bad soundtracks. Old School. Lost Highway. Elephant Man. Eraserhead. El toppo. Trainspotting. Fateless. Bad santa. Team America(fuck yeah!!). Hammer horrors. The Omen (original!). Shawn of the dead. The cabinet of Dr.Caligari. Battle royale. Akira. Howls moving castle. Lost boys. Creepshow. American graffitti. THX-1138. E.T. South Park movie. Christiane F. Das edukators. S.F.W.(so fucking what!). Night of the living dead/Dawn of the dead. Italian horror movies(Argento,Fulci etc). House of 1000 corpses/Satans rejects(bless you Rob Zombie). Hellraiser 1&2[3 sucked ass]. Nightbreed. Metropolis. Richard III. Baise moi. Original 1977-83 Star Wars trilogy!. ALIEN-quadrilgoy. Broken wings[Israeli film]. Pink Floyd the wall. Requiem for a dream. Pi. Chinatown. 2001 A space odyssey. Taxi Driver. Dead mans shoes. The Prestige. Blood Diamond. A fistful of dollars. Cabin fever. Hostel. Clerks 1/2. Mallrats. Rocktober Blood. The Shining(Stanley Kubrick). Tsotsi. Monty Python-Meaning of life,Life of Brian etc.
..and a whole lot more fucking shit....

Television:


'Hello Moes tavern,Moe speaking..'
'I'd like to speak with Amanda,last name Hugandkiss'
'Aaahh..phone call for Amanda Hugandkiss..Amanda hugandkiss?..Why can't i find Amanda Hugandkiss?'
'Maybe your standards are too high!'
'..Grrr why you little puke bucket when i get a hold of you i'm gonna use your head as a bucket and paint my house with your brains!'

T.V. SUCKS ASS BUT SOME EXCEPTIONS ARE...
The simpsons, south park, Transformers, play school, space 1999, married with children, family guy, happy tree friends, eating media lunch, cartoons, little britain, the office, young ones, viva la bam, scrubs, salad fingers, adult swim stuff, heroes, faulty towers, ..aries, bbc world service, back of the y(only cos they suck!!)
OTHER THAN THAT ITS A WASTE OF YOUR TIME AND I PREFER TO SHOOT T.V.'S ANYWAY!!

Books:

Colouring-in books!!!! 2000AD, Preacher, White Trash, American Psycho, Hooky the cripple, The sicilian defence, How to shoot friends & influnce people, Catcher in the rye, Survivor, Fight club, Necromonicon, Call of Cthulu, Anarchists cookbook, The Satanic Bible, Mr men/little miss books, The Dictionary, Encyclopedias, Johnny got his gun, The wasp factory, Trainspotting, Papillon, Christine, Catch 22, Cats cradle, Tintin, Asterix and obelix. Authors: J.g.Ballard, Kurt Vonnegut, Aleister Crowley, Dalton Trumbo, Mark'chopper'Read, H.P.Lovecraft, Steven King(old stuff), Chuck Palahnuik, Leon Uris, Joseph Heller, Brett Easton Ellis, Henry Charriere Papillon, ...and some other cats ...etc blah wank blah...

Heroes:


Mr.Joseph'John'Merrick.
All my heroes are dead. Failures. Cartoons. Old school BMX-ers/Skaters. A.B.C.WARRIORS. NEMESIS THE WARLOCK. ROGUE TROOPER. Holocaust survivors. John[Johnny Rotten]lydon. Cookie Monster. Captain Haddock. Tintin. Snowy. Genesis P.Orridge Anton LaVey. Per Yngve Ohlin[a.k.a DEAD]. Haraald Wildestein[S.A.A.F 1942-45]. Spiderman. Me[for 100% getting off the skagg].

My Blog

SCUMFUC ON THE SCUMTRUC OH YEAH!!![DRUNK BLOG]

BLAGMONGLER SAYS: GIT YO ON THE SKAGG O'YR DOOM OOH YEAH!!... GET ETERNAL WITH THE SKUMFUCK OF SCUMFUC INC. THATS SIR STREETCUNT III TO YOU! PASS IT ALL BEYOND AND THEN NONE....UNTIL THE PIGS TURN UP ...
Posted by die strassefotze on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 05:37:00 PST

LONG LIVE JOEY JO-JO KATZE.

LONG LIVE JOEY JO-JO KATZE. [18/10/06-21/06/07]. LONG MAY HE ALWAYS REIGN. I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU MY FRIEND....
Posted by die strassefotze on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:46:00 PST

COOL NEW PEOPLE?

'COOL NEW PEOPLE' AND ON WHAT FUCKING PLANET IS THAT I ASK YOU? WHAT? DOES MYSPACE DETERMINE WHO OR WHAT IS COOL? WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF THIS ANYWAY? OK,OK,YES I KNOW WHAT ITS ALL FOR,SO PEOPLE CA...
Posted by die strassefotze on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:29:00 PST

H.P.LOVECRAFTS DAGON.

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Posted by die strassefotze on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:32:00 PST

FUCK OFF O.C.LAGUNA HILLS BEACH SYCOPHANTS

HOW MUCH DO THOSE STOO-PID ASS BITCHES FROM LAGUNA ORANGE BEACH OR WHATEVER THE FUCK ITS CALLED...DESERVE TO BE TORTURED?? PROBABLY VERY BADLY,BADLY AS IN NEED TO BE THOUGH MAYBE THEY SHOULD BE 'BADLY...
Posted by die strassefotze on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:44:00 PST

YE OLDE BLACK DEATH.

The Black Death, or Black Plague, was a devastating pandemic that began in south-western Asia and spread to Europe by the late 1340s, where it got the name Black Death. It killed between a third and t...
Posted by die strassefotze on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 06:15:00 PST

MAD BUMS & HOOKERS!!!!!!!

IN THIS DREAM I WAS STEALING 1970'S CADILLAC CARS AND THEN GIVING THEM TO BUMS AND HOOKERS?!?! THE REST I DO NOT REMEMBER AT ALL!KIND OF LIKE THE EJECT BUTTON HAD BEEN PUSHED PART-WAY THROUGH THIS DRE...
Posted by die strassefotze on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:11:00 PST

FUCKING FACIST HIPPIES OF THE FUTURE!!!!

Like you wouldn't believe?? But a not so recent dream involved that the world had been taken over by Hippies??..(Where capitalist hippy comumne living was mandatory) Whats that you say?? The world was...
Posted by die strassefotze on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:29:00 PST