Amazing! Sharon Stone eats her own foot! |
So last night, while on some red carpet somewhere, surrounded by beautiful, malnourished celebrities, Sharon Stone finally distinguished herself from all of her counterparts.
Although, perhaps not in ... Posted by Yetunde on Thu, 29 May 2008 02:14:00 PST |
an open letter (fictional - kinda) |
Listen...
I know that you've heard somewhere that I don't like children.
But to the contrary, I LOVE them. You know, the way they laugh uncontrollably when tickled, their wobbly, drunken first steps. ... Posted by Yetunde on Thu, 22 May 2008 03:13:00 PST |
DOH! I meant to do that... |
I had a lot of hopes for 2008. Mostly due to the awfulness of the past TWO years, the current presidential election and some other awesome opportunities that have presented themselves within the past ... Posted by Yetunde on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:27:00 PST |
2007 |
A good friend of mine told me once that there are three answers to every prayer: Yes, No and Wait. Up until ten years ago, I had never experienced the No or Wait. I was convinced that I was special; t... Posted by Yetunde on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:40:00 PST |
MERRY CRIMMUH!!! |
Listen...
I'm sick of playing that same old song, about how this season is too commercial, and standing in the middle of the mall and yelling "WHERE IS JESUS IN ALL THIS???" like I usually do around ... Posted by Yetunde on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 03:12:00 PST |
Ms. Johnson |
I don't know if I've ever mentioned this before, but God has a way of slapping me around sometimes. I'm not saying that I mind; quite frankly, I need it. Even in all my greatness and diva-esque qualit... Posted by Yetunde on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:50:00 PST |
August 2007 - the Biz Markie blog |
Last week was almost too much for me; what with the dizzying highs and stomach wrenching lows. I came close to having one of those classic, 1950's cinema breakdowns.
You know the ones. Where th... Posted by Yetunde on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:27:00 PST |
what the??? |
Mysteries of the Sexes Explained
Provided by
4 (Harmless) Ways to Make a Man Jealous
Posted by David Zinczenko
on Mon, Aug 06, 2007, 10:14 pm PDT
Post a Comment View all 2298 Commen... Posted by Yetunde on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:35:00 PST |
Joy & Pain |
Joy & Pain, or: Growing Nation's Growing Pains.
It's always hard being second fiddle. Especially when you're on first.
But for some reason, it doesn't sting so bad when the first fiddle is... Posted by Yetunde on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:24:00 PST |
'Be Kind To Artists' Day |
"Now keep in mind that I'm an artist. And I'm sensitive about my shit..."
- Erykah Badu
Okay, people. I think now's the time for me to clear some things up.
First, Erykah ain't the only one. A... Posted by Yetunde on Mon, 22 May 2006 11:58:00 PST |