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Technicolor Machinko

Ima have a whole new life by the end of the week.

About Me

First of all, shout out to Erik P @ Universal Republic for having wild more pull with myspace than I do, and getting my page converted. (Well.. I have NO pull with myspace at all, but still.) Finally I can get my blackass life together.
Ok. So Im a singer. That's my music playing. You like it? Good. Know someone with check- writing authority? Please send them this way.
I am also featured pretty prominently on Pharoahe Monch's long awaited, critically acclaimed album, 'Desire'. I tour with him as well. Pharoahe's album is better than your favorite rapper's. And I'd smack the shit outta anyone who says different, but Pharoahe won't let me.
Also, look for me on Hostile Gospel pt 1, on Talib Kweli’s album ‘Eardrum’. Its dope as shit too.
My main producer is Con?One. He's my right arm. I'm left- handed. But the right's still important. Shout outs to all the other dope ass guys that like what I do to their music too- Fatin, 9th, Fury, Giz. I like new beats too. Feel free to hit me if u want me to hear some. But if you don't hear back, consider that ur answer.
I got a wishlist of folks I wanna work with, but Im not tellin cuz I don't wanna jinx it. I got pretty good luck tho.
I love music. I wanna be a rapper on the low. I be writin rhymes and not tellin nobody. One day umma get good. Hehe. I love old soul, jazz vocalists, good hip hop, bad hip hop, pop rock, Pop Rocks, pet rocks and pet peeves. By which I mean I kinda enjoy complaining. In a seinfeld- esque way. I don't have a favorite anything in music. There's too much dope music in the world.
I think Im pretty cute. But my mgr told me I gotta get on my bobblehead shit to make it easier to get me a deal. So I guess I gotta join the rest of the world and get on my bobblehead shit. I'll post pictures and yall tell me when my collarbone looks crazy. Then I'll stop.
Im not envious of very many things. But I do get a little salty when chicks are funnier than me. I think Im pretty funny too. I've been told Im not as funny as I think I am. Fuck who said that. (I've also been told my butt's not as big as I think it is. That person can go to hell too.) Right now Im hating that chick Fresh from crunktastical. I could karate chop her in the neck for being that funny. Son. When she called Hov and B 'Shrek & Fiona', I almost quit life. Incidentally, that's why I had to befriend Jean. It was that or assassinate her. She's the funniest chick alive. (H.F. lives!)
I got songs and hooks for anyone who's dope, and cutting checks. Well, I take cash too. Who am I kidding.

My Interests

All day!! Fuck you talkin 'bout? What that do, BITCH?!?!

I'd like to meet:

You, baby. Who else?

Music:

Member Since: 11/30/2005
Band Website: coming soon
Band Members: Just me.
Influences: errthing.
Sounds Like: Your favorite songs.
Type of Label: None

Movies:

Blue movies.

Television:

Public Access. Alexiss Tylor.

Books:

Tucker Max's book had me laughing out loud, spitting out my drink. I kept waking up the baby sitting next to me on my flight.

Heroes:

Still.... Anyone who helps me stay centered. Im as crazy as a shithouse mouse.

My Blog

My Recurring Nightmares

I have a few recurring nightmares, one or two that I've had as long as I can remember, and a couple of more recent ones. I've had a few dreams that upon waking, feel like they may be recurring, but i ...
Posted by Technicolor Machinko on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:03:00 PST

Shaq Is Back!!! (c) Khrysis

Shout out to Khrysis, AKA Khrysis on the Boards wit the Heat, AKA KhrysisGotDammit, AKA Fuckery Agent 012663, for this one! Lie to me and tell me you weren't singing along by the end. Go on and front....
Posted by Technicolor Machinko on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:38:00 PST

Just Because Im Awake..

... cuz it's 6 am and i haven't been asleep yet. my little mind is tick- tick- ticking away. Maybe if I let out some of the random crap floating around it, I'll be able to get a nap before i start my ...
Posted by Technicolor Machinko on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:41:00 PST

This Is How I Feel.

People are shady. They're going to be shady. They can't help themselves. It's human nature. You're probably seemingly shady, too.. to somebody about something. (By 'you' i mean 'me' as well.) All you ...
Posted by Technicolor Machinko on Thu, 29 May 2008 05:57:00 PST

The Funniest Shit Ive Seen This Year!!!

Pharoahe has officially made the Fuckery Agent payroll!!! I promise yall... this is the first thing this year that actually made me CRY laughing. And I am ALWAYS laughing. At EVERYTHING. ...
Posted by Technicolor Machinko on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:56:00 PST

Myspace Crazies, Pt. II

I think I've struck blogging gold here, people! Im airing out the crazies!! Here is a short but amusing conversation from another one. Apparently, I've blown my shot! Dammit, man!(again, i've switched...
Posted by Technicolor Machinko on Mon, 05 May 2008 10:19:00 PST

The Fuckery Never Stops.

I aspire to this level of fierceness. ...
Posted by Technicolor Machinko on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:08:00 PST

12 Reasons to Avoid Dating a Baby Daddy

Anyone who knows me, knows Im a fan of the urban gossip blogs. So when I come across someone who speaks my heart, I have to share it. Shout- out to Necole Bitchie for this one. Number 11 hits home for...
Posted by Technicolor Machinko on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:45:00 PST

Bush got THIS one right: One mans correct destiny.*

*thanks for the title, Fatin. I swear on my first born Grammy yall... this is the transcript of a true to life email conversation between me and one of my long- time favorite myspace stalkers. And by ...
Posted by Technicolor Machinko on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:09:00 PST

Suck It Up and Sin!

U kno what I hate? When folks do things they know they’re not supposedto be doing, while appearing surprised that they’re doing it andcomplaining about it the entire time.For instance, whe...
Posted by Technicolor Machinko on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:41:00 PST