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con?one

GOD OF THUNDER

About Me



My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/2/2005
Band Website: conone.net
Band Members:
con?one

Neek Rusher
MeLa Machinko
-and-
The Diet Pepsi Vanilla Orchestra

Influences: Fuck... who are my influences? What are my infulences? Family. Life. Cole Porter. New York City. Herbie Hancock. Mel Brooks. Paul McCartney. Andy Warhol. Robert Johnson. DJ Premier. Andy Kaufman. MeLa Machinko. Woody Allen. Eric Clapton. Dr. Dre. Jim Henson. Brian Wilson. Q-Tip. Plato. Play-Doh. Phil Ramone. Dave Grohl. Pete Rock. Sting. Tobe Hooper. Seen. The sun. Rick Rubin. Large Professor. The Munsters. Bob Power. Miles Davis. Silence. Rob Zombie. Amel Larrieux. Homeless guys with banjos. Stevie Wonder. George Martin. Bob Marley. Bebel Gilberto. Hank Shocklee. Marley Marl. Larry David. Dr. Butcher. Quincy Jones. Cope 2. Dave Pensado. Corn Muffins. Kevin Smith. BB King. Jon Brion. David Bowie. Darth Vader. Rodgers and Hammerstein. Penn and Teller. Jimi Hendrix. Wes Craven. Tony Bennett. George Gershwin. Queen.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

...To heaven in a hand-basket

 Although I'm old enough to know that the concept of something like heaven isn't plausible as anything more than a poetic sentiment, there was a time, back in my catholic school days, when heaven...
Posted by c o n ? o n e on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:14:00 PST

Fuck english: part one

So, disclaim this by saying that I do NOT claim to be the best writer on earth... nor do I claim to be some sort of grammarian. Shit, the reality is, if the WGA could boot someone based on principle, ...
Posted by c o n ? o n e on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:12:00 PST

McDonalds coffee, Charo and my non-productivity

  So, at some point throughout the day, I usually stop into either the Dunkin' Donuts or McDonalds near my house to grab a coffee. For some reason, no matter who the counter person is, it's alway...
Posted by c o n ? o n e on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:05:00 PST

...before you go go

So, I was under the impression that all Wham! fans were thrown into concentration camps in Cuba somewhere in the mid-80s... guess not. Right now I'm sitting on the train next to some frumpy little lib...
Posted by c o n ? o n e on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:52:00 PST

Do YOU post 48 MySpace bulletins a day?

What's up with these people posting 15 myspace bulletins a day? Seriously. Are you one of 'em? Probably not, because the people who read this blog are pretty fucking cool... well, except for ****...
Posted by c o n ? o n e on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:39:00 PST

TV was my babysitter

Actually, Isaac was my babysitter, but we still watched alot of TV in our house. Here're some themes/ intros from my childhood. (couldn't find a few key themes)enjoy... width="425" height="350">..>.. ...
Posted by c o n ? o n e on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:09:00 PST

302 Uses for the average midget: The repost.

Ok, this was posted before, but i guess the internet fairy made it go away. So... once again, but the request of e: 302 uses for the average midget. ___________________________________________________...
Posted by c o n ? o n e on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:20:00 PST

The Sinatra Group (Phil Hartman)

One of my favorite SNL sketches, Phil Hartman parodies The McLaughlin Group... in my opinion, a WAY better Sinatra than Piscapo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmKi0-Hr27I   YouTube Video vi...
Posted by c o n ? o n e on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:33:00 PST

The Greatest Blog In The World

(it's IN-TOE-ACTIVE fool!)   So, Here's the thing... I write these stupid things while on the train or in sessions... usually on my laptop or my piece-of-shit Blackberry. Today, I went to pu...
Posted by c o n ? o n e on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 01:41:00 PST

jews 4 jesus ask: is your ez chair a sofa in the making?

  **DISCLAIMER** I am in NO WAY trying to imply that I have any clue as to which/ if religion is right or wrong. This blog is not intended to argue the validity or existence of any god ...
Posted by c o n ? o n e on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:03:00 PST