Real Answering Machine Messages |
================================ WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. But we're not home right now. So leave a message at the tone, and we'll assim...
Posted by FatherChristmas on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:36:00 PST |
New Video on page |
Frankie Miller- The Rock . Hope you enjoy :o}
Posted by FatherChristmas on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:37:00 PST |
A few wee jokes |
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. **************...
Posted by FatherChristmas on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:37:00 PST |
Wednesday 7th March |
As the campervan situation does not seem to be repairable for I can't get a rear axel anywhere, it looks like I will just have to scrap it. That idea does not fill me with joy for sure. It a...
Posted by FatherChristmas on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:31:00 PST |
Monday 5th March |
A quick call to Mr Taxman after I had examined his statement closely means that they now owe me some money! Mr Taxman had not taken into account tax I had already paid! Phew what a relief th...
Posted by FatherChristmas on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:40:00 PST |
Donkey |
You may have heard of Paddy McGintys goat ? Now meet Thomas McCarneys Donkey!! True story reported today in the Galway First newspaper in Ireland A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs br...
Posted by FatherChristmas on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:39:00 PST |
Sunday 4th March |
As the early hours of Sunday kick in and a night has been had with old friends I will be leaving behind, my thoughts run to Roger Millers old hit "King of the road" Trailer for sale or rent ...
Posted by FatherChristmas on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 06:43:00 PST |
Saturday 3rd March |
Stop the bus, I wanna get off!!!! How much of this abuse can I possibly take? Never mind what I am doing to myself, what is happening to me is absolutely ridiculous! I went...
Posted by FatherChristmas on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 06:42:00 PST |
Friday 24th of February 5pm |
The rest of my journey through the night was fairly uneventful, and I pulled in at a service station in the North of England for a few hours sleep before moving northwards again. I ...
Posted by FatherChristmas on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:01:00 PST |
Early hours of Friday 24th of February |
I have spent the last few hours of Thursday night loading the camper van. I am al set now to hit the road as I dispatch a whole ...
Posted by FatherChristmas on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:50:00 PST |
