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krissy

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About Me

Cyanide&Happiness Comics
I amuse myself. That's all I'm concerned with. :)
I was an artist. My muse is a bit neurotic and has taken up residence under the bed in the guest room..and won't come out. So I'm taking a break for now til he feels ready to come back downstairs.

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My Interests

Reading
music
painting
drawing
photography
acting silly *cuz it makes the day better*
sitar music
being right
laughing
high heels
jewelry making
vintage-style lingerie
comedy

Russian history
The Far Side comics
toying with sister Jill's head
euphoria
gardening
the artwork of Salvador Dali
lipstick
bike rides
chocolate
humorous unfortunate typos
irony
poetry
jokes that are only funny to me
sunshine
rainy naps
random conversation
bubble baths
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I'd like to meet:

Elliot the dragon
he likes apples
I like apples
perfect friendship.

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Music:

is for listening. Please..don't try to engage in long winded, analytical conversations about it with me cuz honestly I'd rather step on a rusty nail with bare feet and I'm likely to tell you to 'fuck off'...and I really do hate using filthy language you know. P.S. I hear it's also for dancing to..

Movies:

Ask me.

Television:

TV is shit but I've been known to watch it-hey I'm weak what can I say?

Books:


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Heroes:

Robin Hood
You know...the 'foxy' one..
..from the Disney movie.

My Blog

A Rare Occurrence

I never do vid-blogs...not my 'area'...more ThatGuy's area..*and he does them well! ;)  But here ya go.Short and sweet.  Was having a conversation with a friend about music when Jeff Buckley...
Posted by krissy on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:06:00 PST

Imperium

People look strange sometimes.From bottom to top.From top to bottom...Scuffed brown leather shoes.Navy blue cotton socks...Pink..like a light rose blush denim(?)...Rising three inches above his ankles...
Posted by krissy on Tue, 15 May 2007 04:46:00 PST

Pockets

I've been doing some spring cleaning-clearing the clutter collected during winter time.  You know, boots, hats, scarves, mismatched mittens and woolly socks.  Winter coats and sweaters hangi...
Posted by krissy on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:10:00 PST

Something Else

And another thing you know...I sometimes go for days on end talking...Speaking to those around me...in a ritualistic manner.Saying very little..only what is required of me.'How was your day?''Will you...
Posted by krissy on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:03:00 PST

Airport Guy

One Airline Ticket To Edinburgh  $749One Airline Sandwich Of Questionable Quality  $5One Pair Of Cheap Plastic Continental Headphones So You Can Watch The Shitty In-Flight Movie  $5Havi...
Posted by krissy on Tue, 08 May 2007 05:38:00 PST

Breathe

And so I went...And so it went...well.  And for some reason that I can't quite put my finger on..I don't really feel like telling a colorful tale of my adventures.I took lots of walks...And laugh...
Posted by krissy on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:25:00 PST

Blue

she tripped onhertrippedonher shoelacesandsat down for a weeksatsittingstillsittingstillon thegrasseyes closed towrinklessmiling 'la dee da'to herselfsinging 'la dee da'and'the blueistoo brightthe blu...
Posted by krissy on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:04:00 PST

The Hitler/Chocolate Milk Link

Sometimes kids aren't too bright.  Imagine thinking it's a great idea to pull the plastic ring off a milk jug with a pencil.  *Sigh*  Yep I did that.  I Think I was eight years old...
Posted by krissy on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:07:00 PST

Silent Sam

Sam.  He stayed in the same place for 2 years and they said he never uttered a single word...to anyone.  He used to sit there in the hall outside his room, knees drawn up to his chest..chin ...
Posted by krissy on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST

says 1000 words.


Posted by krissy on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:48:00 PST