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About Me

My name is Justin Thompson and I am a comedian check out my upcoming dates to see if i will be in your area soon. I also do an Improv show every Thursday at Comedy Texas in Beaumont. Come Out and Enjoy a whole show where every thing is made up and the points don't matter. you the audience actually decides what we do. Leave me some comments and messages Hope to see you down the road.found this plain layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests

Comedy, Comedy, Comedy, music, movies, and some other things that i can't think of right now

I'd like to meet:

Well most of the people that i would like to meet are dead. So doing so I would have to die and I am not really willing to do that just to meet someone famous.

Music:

Punk,metal,rock,country(old country Johnny Cash really), classical, african drum beats, jazz, blues, r&b, old school hip hop, and some rap

Movies:

The Goonies, Wargames, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Back to the Future Trilogy, Rambo Trilogy, Star Wars, Die Hard Trilogy, Mystery Science Theater 3000 and others that i don't want to type right now....

Television:

Law and freakin Order Baby dosen't matter SVU,Crimanal Intent, or the origanal i love them all, history channel, discovery, South Park and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Books:

I like to read enough said........

Heroes:

George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Rodney Dangerfeild, Abbott and Costello, Fiber Megee and Molly, Baby Snooks, The Marx Brothers, Mitch Hedberg, Lum and Aner, Burns and Allen, Miss Brooks, Sam Kinison, Bill Hicks, Bob Saget, Batman, Some Of the X-men and I am sure there others that I can not think of right now but I am sure i will think of them on down the line plus I am tired of typing........ AND THE GREATEST HERO OF ALL
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My Blog

Married Life and George Foreman = Christ??

Ok I realized today that I really need to get to writing. I feel That the jokes and stories I had been coming up with had been lacking something. I feel that most of them(if not all) of the jokes I h...
Posted by Justin Thompson on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:45:00 PST

Random Thoughts 3 The saga continues......

We as a country have a very weird sense of humor. What I mean is that as this country was founded we had to push alot of people off of their land. Indians ( or native americans for those of you who ar...
Posted by Justin Thompson on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:40:00 PST

Gangsters they are funny people if you don't think so well it is a coin flip

You know i was at home the other day much like I am now. I was flipping through the TV and what did my eyes fall upon you ask? The greatest and most wonderful thing since the invention of porn. A Mara...
Posted by Justin Thompson on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 11:05:00 PST

Virgin Vs. The Strip Club not much of a fight

Ok Lets get straight to it people a couple of weeks ago I had a show out at Comedy Showcase in Houston. A couple of my comic buddys road out there with me. So I do the show and it is great one. After ...
Posted by Justin Thompson on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:41:00 PST

Random Thoughts 2

I think that it is interesting that the afflection A.D.D. spells just what the kids don't want to do add. I think that the color red is not actually red it is "Blue" but "blue is not blue it is actual...
Posted by Justin Thompson on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:12:00 PST

Things strike me funny

If you keep up and read my blog you know that it is just an assotment of random thoughts. and this is no different. Some people use the nick name "Bill" instead of there real name William. But i don't...
Posted by Justin Thompson on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:53:00 PST

Random thoughts

I think that it is very interesting that Valintines Day initials are V.D. That is not a good thing because every guy wants the same thing for Valintines Day Sex and doing that act you run the cha...
Posted by Justin Thompson on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:00:00 PST

Mega Man 2 Flash Back

I pulled out my regular NES the other day and when i poped open the lid what did my eyes behold Mega Man 2. So I hooked it up and turned it on and i didn't even have to blow on the game or smash the g...
Posted by Justin Thompson on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 08:59:00 PST