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Thomas William

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About Me

I am (sporadic) hermit, a melting pot of narcissism and self-loathing, hiding in Dorset. I'm a philophobe and subscribe to The Wire magazine. Mended.

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My Interests

self-obsession, disinformation, strange music, collecting vinyl, repression, badger-baiting, telling lies, sarcasm, karma, books, tree-hugging, isolation, Neighbours, falling asleep on the grass to the sound of grasshoppers, enjoying the countryside without killing anything.

I'd like to meet:

My maker. Hayley Mills. Soledad Miranda (in the afterlife). 'Dear Catastrophe Waitress' cover girl. Penelope Keith in 'The Good Life' or 'To The Manor Born'. Chan Marshall. Hope Sandoval. Ike Reiko. Christina Ricci. Vincent Gallo.
Oh, and Mia Farrow & Jean Shrimpton. In 1968.


And...

Music:

Anything that provokes a violent emotion of some description.

For Example:


Ariel Pink

Buddy Holly

Sleep

Bjork

Serge Gainsbourg

Kathryn Williams

Tunng

Charlie Parker

Leaf Records

Fantomas

Shuggie Otis

Cex

Boris

Warp Records

Psych rock

Arcade Fire

The Make Up

The Fence Collective

Slint

Trees

The Lovers

NoahJohn

Elliott Smith

Bob Dylan

Francoise Hardy

cLOUDDEAD

Jackie Mittoo

Secondsmile

Pavement

Susumu Yokota

Jan Jelinek

Satwa

Basil Kirchin

Shrimp Boat

The Meters

60's Garage

60's Beat

Clayhill

13th Floor Elevators

Trunk Records

Planet Mu Records

Finders Keepers Records

Tigerbeat6 records

The many manifestations of Richard D. James

Marvin Gaye

JOMF

Animal Collective

Robert Johnson

Manitoba

Kid606

Deathprod

Richard D. James

Marsen Jules

Khonnor

Sunburned Hand Of The Man

Library Music

Freakbeat

Boards Of Canada

Goblin

Broadcast

Country Joe & The Fish

Belle & Sebastian

Sparklehorse

Yo La Tengo

Krzysztof Komeda

Tortoise

Quasimoto

Liars

Goldmund

Pole

Roy Budd

Angelo Badalamenti

Prefuse 73

Movietone

Ghost Box Records

Love

Rothko

Bertrand Burgalat

Freddie Hubbard

David Pajo

The For Carnation

Static Caravan Records

Type Records

MDK

Joanna Newsom

Roy Orbison

Cocorosie

Antony and The Johnsons

Susumu Yokota

Miles Davis

Gene Vincent

Django Reinhardt

Do Make Say Think

Squarepusher

Vashti Bunyan

Wooden Wand and The Vanishing Voice

Charalambides

Acid Folk

Improv

Adem

Sonic Youth

The Belbury Poly

Beta Band

The Cure

The many manifestations of Mike Paradinas

Buzzcocks

Tom Waits

Nick Drake

Magik Markers

Fursaxa

Comus

Funkadelic

Ginnungagap

The Memory Band

James Yorkston

The Clash

The Slits

Talk Talk

Kim Hiorthoy

Will Oldham

Stereolab

Forest

Herbie Hancock

Dr. John

Twisted Nerve Records

Sublime Frequencies

Deserted Village Records


most things that make people say 'that's not music'.

Movies:


Ones that preferably make me feel like I'm plummeting from a cliff. Or something else.
Most films by: Lynch, Polanski, Cronenberg, Roeg, Kubrick, Solondz, Goddard, Chabrol, Truffaut, Lindsay Anderson, Shane Meadows, Argento, Jodorowsky, Hitchcock, Scorcese, Jarmusch, Wenders, Carpenter, Spielberg, Kevin Smith, Harmony Korine, Larry Clark, Wes Anderson, Coens, any zombie/Voodoo-based hi-jinks
Night Of The Hunter, Gummo, If... The Wicker Man, Morvern Callar, Belleville Rendez-Vous, River's Edge, Before Sunset, Repo Man, Heathers, The Princess Bride, Sky West & Crooked, Whistle Down The Wind, Tiger Bay, That Darned Cat, Drugstore Cowboy, E.T., Jaws, The Exorcist, Taxi Driver, Badlands, Dogme films, Brighton Rock, Virgin Suicides, Slacker, Julien Donkey Boy, Dazed and Confused, The Cooler, Evil Dead, Haute Tension, Sedmikransky, Valerie y tyden divu, Dead Man's Shoes, A Room For Romeo Brass, Harold and Maude, Being There, Oldboy, The Woodsman, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Blood On Satan's Claw, Spirited Away, Blade Runner, Caddyshack, Jerry & Tom, Bad Boy Bubby, American Movie, American Splendor, Amelie, Diva, Dancer in the Dark, Festen, Crumb, Lawn Dogs, Ghost World, Jerry & Tom, Buffalo 66, Breakfast Club, Say Anything, The Sure Thing, Goonies, Grosse Point Blank, Gosford Park (for the ambience), Get Carter, Phantasm, Gregory's Girl.

Television:

I'll watch anything that mooooves! (to paraphrase Dennis Hopper). Twin Peaks. Neighbours. 'Stenders. Anything Chris Morris-related. News Night. Question Time. Monk. League Of Gentlemen. The Mighty Boosh. Six Feet Under. Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. My Name Is Earl. Anything Attenborough-related. Tribe. Kath & Kim. Nigel Kneale has become a strong favourite. Beasts. Children Of The Stones. The Day Of The Triffids. BBC Ghost Stories for Christmas. Thriller. Hammer House Of Horror. Any 60's/70's vaguely occult/esoteric stuff.

Books:

Ones with lots of pretty pictures, anything regarded as pretentious.
Auster, Bukowski, Burroughs, Byron, Camus, Clowes, Coupland, Fowles, Gallico, Gifford, Ginsberg, Golding, Greene, Herge, Hill, Hines, Hughes, Huxley, James (MR), Kafka, Kerouac, Litt, Mailer, Mauriac, Miller, Moore (Alan), Morrisson (Grant), Murakami, Plath, Pynchon, Salinger, Sartre, Vonnegut, Wilde, Wyndham, Zola.
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Heroes:

Mahatma Gandhi, MR James, Jack Kerouac and his cat, John Cusack William Burroughs and his laconic drawl, Chris Morris, Bjork. Oh and I always wanted to be Matt Dillon in Drugstore Cowboy, minus the debilitating addictions.

My Blog

Rural Ruin

To quote Rakim Allah "It's been a long time" (yes, I once wore baggy jeans and listened to Golden Age hip hop religiously...) So anyway, if anyone still looks at my neglected pages I would like to dir...
Posted by Thomas William on Mon, 12 May 2008 06:40:00 PST

Not so bleak midwinter

Ho ho ho! Get in the spirit by lending an ear to these Splendid Christmas Songs provided by the kindly folk at Rusted Rail.
Posted by Thomas William on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 09:52:00 PST

Ghost Stories For Christmas 2007

All this week on BBC 4...Ghost Stories For Christmas 2007
Posted by Thomas William on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:22:00 PST

Autumn Equinox (part 2)

The hero is pursued to the accompaniment of gongs and cymbals by his previous captor.Despite the cold and wet, the hero disrobes and covers himself with ash amongst much wailing and teeth-gnashing.Aft...
Posted by Thomas William on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:55:00 PST

Autumn Equinox (part 1)

"Bronze percussion, horns, pyrotechnics and the elements converge in an atmospheric journey across the ancient landscape of Hambledon Hill, weaving between the present day and the Neolithic past. Foll...
Posted by Thomas William on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:40:00 PST

Rollright Stones, Oxfordshire

The Main CircleThe Whispering KnightsWhat are the chances of The British Society of Dowsers turning up for their AGM?...
Posted by Thomas William on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:10:00 PST

Vindicated

At last! I can sleep easily at night. I'm hoping that's not a thinly-veiled reference to a voodoo doll in the picture......
Posted by Thomas William on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:05:00 PST

Disgruntled customer

This made me cry. With laughter. Note the disdainful use of 'Thomas' even though I always introduce myself as Tom... I am indeed brimming with remorse.  ...
Posted by Thomas William on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:56:00 PST

Bleak, dramatic Bodmin Moor

The Hurlers...
Posted by Thomas William on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:26:00 PST

Bedruthen Steps, North Cornwall coast

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Posted by Thomas William on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:41:00 PST