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©lis

Don't torture yourself Gomez. That's my job.

About Me

I recently finished a Master of Arts Degree in journalism with the idea of becoming a journalist. So obviously that hasn't happened and now I work for a voluntary organisation called the Regional Youth Work Unit as a sorta kinda project support/information officer (and general photocopying office monkey). Looks like I'm in for the long haul now too... I surf, I do theatre stuff and go to the movies. I like horticulture, and I am exited to a idiotic extent about my new allotment. It has a pond in it for the frogs - does life get any better than this?
Your Brain's Pattern
You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.
You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.
People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused.
But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?According to this I am probably a narcissist, so don't believe anything I've written on here about me, it's all lies...and I also photo-shopped all my pictures.
Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||| 30%
Schizoid |||||||||| 38%
Schizotypal |||||||||||| 50%
Antisocial |||||||||| 38%
Borderline |||||| 22%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 42%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 58%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 42%
Dependent |||||||||| 38%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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My Interests


Your IQ Is 120
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ TestBurlesque, theatre, contemporary dance, costume design, interior design, greenspaces, newspapers, film, radio, computer mediated communication.Cute Myspace Layouts

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I'd like to meet:

Andy Marr, Martha Carney, David Bowie, Peaches. But I bet it would be scary and intimidating, so not really actually. Really would like to meet Heath Ledger. And Captain Jack Sparrow - I wish he was real.Lovely polite people on MySpace.... But I DON'T want to meet crappy unheard of bands - STOP trying to add me! The speakers on my PC are disabled so I can't hear your damn music anyway! Honestly its wasted on me.Creatures I don't really want to meet: http://www.worsleyschool.net/science/files/eyelash/creatures .htmlI knew a kid who went to Kansas State. Look at this and learn something:
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Music:

Nina Simone, Billie Holliday, Aretha, Johnny Cash (And the tennesse stud loved the tennesse mare...) pixies, david bowie, Common, Hieroglyphics, arctic monkeys, Bobby Womack, Chaka Kahn, Melissa Auf der Maur, massive attack, the roots, Kanye west, older red hot chillie peppers, black sabbath-paranoid, rage against the machine, blackalicious, dj shadow, mf doom, tribe called quest, talib kwali, scissor sisters, dilated peoples, el-p, pearl jam, prodigy, beyonce, high and mighty, kool keith, pj harvey, old manic street preachers, roots manuva, the herbaliser, iggy pop, gangstarr, tribe called quest, neptunes, dr dre, holst, BRMC, kings of leon, peaches, the smiths, the gossip, new order, nas, mc solaar, q-tip, david bowie, dead prez, amy winehouse, sophie solomon, queens of the stone age, jane's addiction, fat harry white mmm hmmmm, oh god can't think of all of them...


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Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com

Movies:

V for Vendetta - it was brilliant I tell you, brilliant! Bah, you have no taste. Apocalypto. Sunshine. 300 was ok but I had some 'issues' with it... The Departed. A Cock and Bull Story. Team America. Paper Moon. Lone Star. American Movie. The Warriors - Tony Scott remake - yes! Spiderman & Spiderman II. Am salivating at the thought of the next one. Pulp Fiction. Jackie Brown. Sin City. The Big Lebowski. Fargo. Goodfellas. Memento. Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Lawrence of Arabia. Leon. American Beauty. LA Confidential. Gladiator. The Shining. The Apartment. Blade Runner. Full Metal Jacket. Toy Story II. The Count of Monte Cristo. Pirates of the Carribbean. Bram Stoker's Dracula. Hard Candy. Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma. Heat. Rebecca. Sunset Boulevard. North by Northwest. Jaws. The Graduate. Batman Begins. American Psycho. Apocalypse Now Redux. The Thing. Brazil. Brokeback Mountain. La Haine. Shawshank Redemption. Taxi Driver. X-men I & III. Syriana - over-complicated and so issue driven it quickly disappeared up it's own ass. It could have done with one story line being edited out leaving room for the better development of the others. And why oh why did Clooney need to be fat? It had no relevance to the plot...merely an oscar baiting ploy.Oh, you get the picture - I like films.


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Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com


Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com


Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com

Television:

I prefer radio 4. But CSI and Life on Mars are good. Frasier and the Simpsons of course. also, you gotta love anything with Stephen Fry in it - especially QI.
You are Sara Sidle.

which CSI are you?
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Books:

Margaret Atwood. Kurt Vonnegut RIP. Alistair Reynolds. Ian Banks. Good Omens by Terry Pratchett/Neil Gaiman. Susanna Clarke's Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell / The Ladies of Grace Adieu. Phillip Pullman. Fay Weldon. Bram Stoker. Sarah Waters. Thomas Hardy.

Heroes:

Our great Leader, Rupes Murdoch.

My Blog

And if you wear glasses, of course you only look like other glasses wearers! Rubbish!

This thing is so shallow! ..> http://www.myheritage.com..>..>...
Posted by ©lis on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:54:00 PST

More dodgy lookalikes...

  That's twice now that Sarah Michelle Gellar has come up - I MUST look like her lol!  ...
Posted by ©lis on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:48:00 PST

Hmmm... celebrity lookylikeys?

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Posted by ©lis on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:44:00 PST