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Scientista

I chewed the same piece of bubble gum for too long yesterday

About Me

I prefer to think of myself as molecules - indeed - molecules. A plethora of cascades of genetic variation that dissapates itself into a form - midway between liquid and solid - flowing but able to maintain its shape- until hit by an airplane on a runway - then I would just be fertilizer - or better yet - polar bear food. Actually there is some truth in there somewhere -you see, I was once a lonely millitary brat that used to live on base and took the liberty of taking a bikeride around the runways (I was about 11 or so) and decided to take a shortcut because I was tired and there was a bench on the other side of the airplane runway. Well -I crossed one, I crossed many of those airlplane runways only to have been spotted by the tower and have the MPs waiting for me. I was told that I could have damaged millitary equipment had an airplane hit me and who was my father and who was his superior and they interogated us a bit in the van and I cried and was taken home. By the next week once things had cooled down a bit - my mother found an article in the base paper siting children running across the airplane runways - she was a bit upset since it quoted me saying "but I looked both ways!" - needless to say my common sense is none too sharp but 20th century girl still digs me. Perhaps that is why I work with a bunch of freaky scientists.. . . more pics for amigos to see http://www.flickr.com/photos/scientista/
How I made my profile:
I used MyWackoSpace.com 's amazing MySpace Editor .

My Interests

Throwing horseshoes with guys whose father piss thier pants(not really-just the horseshoe part), trying to scab free meals and drinks in London, Roller skating in tubetops and tubesocks after drinking boones, sending mice to heaven in my dreams, not frequenting Lipgloss as a "celebutante babe out trolling for mod boy cock", training seagulls, china painting (not the country, but porcelain) - dresden or meisen style, playing in minimansions with Bryan Nation, reminiscing about O-town, laying down the caucasion persuasion at 20th street boxing gym, singing about bacteria and molecules, cruising colfax on my muscle bike, scooting about, going back to the work force, taunting bessie the cat, scoring free flesh at ridley market, yomping to the extreme, ice cream in the cold, tea at all hours,

I'd like to meet:

if you know James Burke - he puts my panties in all sorts of knots - indeed. Or any other good reason you can think of, so long as you state it in parenthesis. Or if someone can definitively explain the state of Noyesno.

Music:

The Sonics are playing !!!!! Oilcan Harry, Jerimiah with a banjo, uphollow, soviet kitsch, Gogol Bordello, Ben Kweller, Knife, Shane Macgowan, the clancy brothers, the kelly family, Midgard Soner, ACE records, vampi soul, trojan comps, stiff records, Bob is my sensai . . . .

Movies:

Network, krushgroove, breakin 1 but not breakin2, the last unicorn, bad taste, man bites dog, Leolo, der keine aschloch, delicatessen, 120 days of sodom, the idiot dinner and stuff

Television:

BBC baby . . . Nathan Barley . . . .

Books:

Devil in the white city, amongst the thugs, white hole in time, cirlcles(Connections - viva James Burke), a drink with shane macgowan, physical chemistry-a molecular approach, nuclear and radiochemistry, gullivers travels, pinnochio (original version), Anais Nin, Asterix and Obelisk, Illuminatus trilogy, The Adventures of Huckleburry Finn, A long way Down, Confederacy of Dunces, A heartbreaking work of staggering genius . . . .

Heroes:

Christina Queen of Sweden, mARIE Curie, James Burke, can I say I heart heart heat charlie brooker - well I do

My Blog

Buckypaper makes great origami . . .so say the chinese

I am uber-excited that buckypaper has finally come out - I was beginning to think the whole buckyballs and nanotubes were getting a bit passe for my taste. Those finicky nanotubes just get everywhere ...
Posted by Scientista on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:48:00 PST

Mark Twain would’ve been the best Grant writer EVER . . .

In "Life on the Mississippi" Mark Twain noted that the Mississippi river was getting progressively shorter and wrote:"Now, if I wanted to be one of those scientific people, and "let on" to prove what ...
Posted by Scientista on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:23:00 PST

my mother says I smell . . . .

Sure my mother thinks I smell, but it surely isn't the most insulting thing she has ever said to me. To think that the smell of my mere existence is so repugnant to her aged nostrils that she has on m...
Posted by Scientista on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 08:57:00 PST

precious sleep

Pulling an all-nighter can make you look and feel like a zombie the next day, but can it turn you into one? Practically, since your sleep it tightly associated not only with the formation of new memor...
Posted by Scientista on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:04:00 PST

decent behavior

Where is she. It's ten past and I'll be damned if I am going to wait all day. I catch myself nibbling at my pen again. Don't ask me why it's so satisfying, it's not like I enjoy looking at my mangled ...
Posted by Scientista on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:00:00 PST

amoeba beloeba

Once upon a time, far beneath a crop of slime In the bowels of a brook within a little nook,There dredged a little girl who had never seen the world.There were no days, there were no nights, just an u...
Posted by Scientista on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:57:00 PST

Brown bears and basted eggs to go. . . . please

Not so long ago I was out and about in the woods and I met a Bear. He wasn't a big grizzly bear  but he was a brown Bear nonetheless. I was a bit scared since he had such a giant mouth, but when he ...
Posted by Scientista on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:27:00 PST

Origin of Emoticons . . . . . I mean emotions

So I thought I was looking at something called the origins of emoticons - but it turned out to just be emotions. . . . . so I learned about some essential fallacies of feeling your feelings that got t...
Posted by Scientista on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:53:00 PST

Ghetto gay action and the navigation of the first bus back

Yesterday I handed in my first paper of the semester - and felt a serene sense of accomplishement that I just wanted to dance off. . . . . First things first - I went to the Brittish Film Festival to ...
Posted by Scientista on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:10:00 PST

carboard boxes are fun to play with . . .

I went over to a friend of a fiends house down by the tube station in ealing and brought a couple of beers ideally thinking I was just accompanying my friend Anna to a party with other chemistry grad ...
Posted by Scientista on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:29:00 PST