Arm and arm we're creatures,two heads and six

About Me

Teaching is just a way to pay the bills until I finish my novel.... Im 24... I'm in SAN FRANCISCO. I have AWESOME friends, Great inspiration..and alien technology....So... i have a life that i really enjoy.. dont really want to change it.people like me.. i like me.i like long walks through the ghetto, i like lamp, i like carpet.. im uber lazy.. i like food.. i don't eat meat but i sure like to bone.. wilderness safari- i like PATRON & Stoli sodas w/ lemons!- go cubs! i like bowling and seeing jumping sanchez everytime i get a strike.. which only happens once..- i attempt a lot of things again no big deal-- im really funny -you should have seen me last night people were laughing..I like stealing eldery ladies velcro shoes...I love kissin boys.. I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly... Hey, you're making me look stupid! Get out of here, Panda Jerk! And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! Don't call me radio, unit 91 Ha. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck to myself- i really wish i was a broadway singer... I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway. I LOVE MIMOLETTE CHEESE! Jillian --
[noun]:
A real life muppet
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com.............................................. ............. If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what *really* throws you into a panic.. I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people. If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.

My Interests

Is Disneyland a part of the UN? im really interested in cults-like really interested- since there hasnt been any good ones in years- See? Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school? im interested in korean bell ringing and the anchient art of beet juicing... im also interested in shrinky dinks and mon chi chi's.. i go into the woods and speak latin and catch butterflies.. i collect dryer lint and save it in a jar... i like rich coffee and creamy creamers.. im also interested in the peach people who pass out flowers in the airport...

I'd like to meet:

I Love Bob Seger I really truly love Bobby Seger.. He moves me! HANSEL HES SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW! Frankie- from frankie goes to hollywood.. i think hes dead though.. i'd like to meet cat stevens eventhough i cant pronounce his new name ...I'd also like to meet christopher walken he's neat- I want to meet a male escort service that comes to my house and makes me dinner, gives me back rubs, and listens to me whine.. no sex just whine...i wanna meet rappers... b- boys.. hip hoppers non-stoppers dance till you droppers!! holla.. I want to meet Aliens Illegal and legal ones.. Irrigation ditch diggers .. Migrant Farm workers.. Gypsies.. and last but not least...

Music:

Dead, panic, miles davis, john coltraine, sublime, blind melon, gregory issacs,BOB FUCKING SEGER "the original hit maker, black uhuru, blackalicious, paul simon, vic chestnut, cat stevens, talking heads, david burne, osomatli, phish, traffic, jacob miller- burning spear- marvin gaye, STEVIE Wonder, mark farina,MOTOWN, Sean Hayes, DJ DB ,Ben Kenobe,Perry Como, ROsemary Clooney, ANdrea Botchelli, PAVARATTI, tribe- atmosphere-toubab krewe,etta james, cyro baptista beat the donkey- jeff buckley- i heart the fuck out of jeff buckley- sound tribe..steely dan.. the flaming lips..plastic burtrand.. carla bruni.. porno for pyros..aru.codetalkers. particle.. p-funk- toots.. legions of mary.. new riders.WEEN. beatles.. eddie money.. glen frey.. pointer sisters..primus, frog brigade.disco biscuits.. sade... mouse on mars, pnuma trio,....Key of Q,daler mendhi

Movies:

The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything..harold and maude, royal tenenbaums, fargo, big labowski, the dark crystal, and richard pryor "here and now" eddie murphy "raw" Anchor man-zoolander-super troopers-the backyard-ROCKERS- barbarella- the wiz- Jesus Christ superstar- sound of music- king and i

Television:

im lame so i like all those stupid mtv shows like made and true life.. i like strange travels also and some home improvment shows.. I am a really big fan of the etv network.. i like their documenteries like the one on north korea -they are so informative and i usually cry during some point of the broadcast..thats good tv..the drumcore championships phew!!!! that one was a tearjerker--..sundance channel.. the cathouse..I love documentaries

Books:

One world or none, Post secret, lonesome traveler, 1984, sex and drugs, skinny legs and all, be here now,the lorax, --- Tao de chiang.. on the road

Heroes:

Excuse me. Do you know where there are any personages of historical signiface around here? my grandfather Vito......Gay Dave firestarter Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die. Herbert Clark Hoover "Animal muppet" proving not all non communicating muppets end up in trash cans.. Steve Zisso for keeping a dream alive ---Brian Fellows .. he knows animals ! HOGATE mango - hes so beautiful and i cant ever get that song out of my head..

My Blog

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBS!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUBS!
Posted by Arm and arm we're creatures,two heads and six on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:24:00 PST

san francisco

awesome as it always has been! i havent been happy Like this for years! i love waking up and being 2 blocks from golden gate park!!! i do really miss my posse! one day kids when i make a ton of mone...
Posted by Arm and arm we're creatures,two heads and six on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:22:00 PST

Borat movie

fucking FUNNY!
Posted by Arm and arm we're creatures,two heads and six on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:13:00 PST

Various pictures of me and the celebrities who look like me

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Posted by Arm and arm we're creatures,two heads and six on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:59:00 PST

GREAT SPY MOVIE

ok if you know me.. then you know i love to fucking spy! if you also feel like spying kicks ass then you should watch "Looking for Kitty" written by ed burns.. Its so good.. Love and its various ugly ...
Posted by Arm and arm we're creatures,two heads and six on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 12:52:00 PST

most beautifully weird voicemail ever

i received this anonymous voicemail at 1:37 am.. it was the song "china doll" the last line of the song "Take up your china dollit's only fractured -and just a little nervousfrom the fall" its such a ...
Posted by Arm and arm we're creatures,two heads and six on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:06:00 PST

STUPID HIPPIES AND YIPPIES

i cant stand that on these " groovy earth goo ball harmony peace love" profiles that some people have.. and to add that they are consuming drugs.. selling drugs.. or wasted on drugs! ITS SO STUP...
Posted by Arm and arm we're creatures,two heads and six on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:51:00 PST

fear

"Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear your partner has been turned into Dracula. Next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham...
Posted by Arm and arm we're creatures,two heads and six on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:35:00 PST

george washington carver

Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets, but I have found that when...
Posted by Arm and arm we're creatures,two heads and six on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:53:00 PST

ALL GOOD

Made it home alive..All Good was sooo much fun! Ween was def the highlight of the whole show and bisco playing till 5 am also rocked my socks.. i didnt get to see any music on s...
Posted by Arm and arm we're creatures,two heads and six on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:06:00 PST