A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski.At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude.Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, like- wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'. Now this story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early nineties-- just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the Eye-rackies. I only mention it 'cause some- times there's a man -- I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro? -- but sometimes there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here -- sometimes there's a man who, wal, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man, and the Dude was certainly that--quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County. ...which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide-- but sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes there's a man. Wal, I lost m'train of thought here. But--aw hell, I done innerduced him enough.
Name: Jeff Lebowski
Birthdate: 10/10/64
Birthplace: Los Angeles, CA
Current Location: Los Angeles, CA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 220
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Just a speci- a fucking lady friend.
Overused Phraze: man
FAVORITES
Food: In 'N Out Burger
Candy: I would rather chew on ice.
Number: 20
Color: Green with a litte brown coloration
Animal: Marmot
Drink: White Russian
Alcohol Drink: White Russian
Bagel: any
Letter: F/N/A
Body Part on Opposite sex: You mean vagina?
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: In 'N Out Burger
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: both are great
Dog or Cat: You brought a fucking Pameranian bowling?
Rap or Punk: neither
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: 20 grand, man. And of course I still keep the rug.
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever i want.
Most Missed Memory: My rug that really tied the room together.
Best phyiscal feature: Johnson?
First Thought Waking Up: Walter if you're there pick up the fucking phone man. Pick it up man, its an emergency.
Goal for this year: Win the tournament.
Best Friends: Walter and Donny
Weakness: A glass of White Russian, a joint, and a bowling ball.
Fears: Nihilists.
Heritage: Italian
Longest relationship: Maude
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: on roach clippers
Ever been Drunk: I know my fucking rights, man.
Ever been beaten up: almost
Ever beaten someone up: no
Ever Shoplifted: once or twice
Ever Skinny Dipped: no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long: short as in to the shoulder blades
Height: 5'8
Style: Nudist
Looks or Personality: Don't care
Hot or Cute Don't care
Drugs and Alcohol: sure
Muscular or Really Skinny: skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: strikes and gutters ups and downs
What country do you want to Visit: Whatever country bowling was invented in.
How do you want to Die: I want The Big Lebowski to kill me before the Germans can cut my dick off.
Been to the Mall Lately: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: I live on my own.
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: no
Believe in Yourself: only when im at the bowling alley
Want to go to College: Went for a little bit.
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: Depends if I have hot water
Been in Love: only for about a day
Do you Sing: They say he was innocent. Not a charge was true. And then they said he ran away..... BRANDED!!
Want to get Married: no
Do you want Children: no
Have your future kids names planned out: A Little Lebowski On The Way
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: You man "coitus?"
Hate anyone: Fucking Quintana
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