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Johnny Monoxide

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About Me

I'm a hip old granny who can hip-hop, be-bop, dance 'til you drop and yo-yo make a wicked cup of cocoa. Alright, now since that's over I guess I'll tell you about Chris. (Sorry I just always wanted to refer to myself in the third person). First and foremost, I try to be devout Catholic and immerse myself with GOD's love. Then share that love with other people I encounter. Needless to say, I sometimes fail miserably.
I attend St. Thérèse de Lisieux Catholic Church, where I am just one of an amazing group of lectors. I am a pretty laid back person and usually go with the flow of things. Unless the flow of things are going towards cigarettes, birds or tomatoes. I truly wish I could be a dictator for a moment and create a mass genocide for those three things.
I have a passion for old video games and gaming systems, i.e. NES, Super NES and Sega Genesis. I also dig computing and the subculture that surrounds it.
I alphabetize all of my compact discs, movies and books and everything else of mine with letters. It's very sad. Reading books isn't what its all cracked up to be. I'm about as unique as the next person. I am a little crazy.
I have a fascination with Superman and Three Stooges. Larry specifically! I get a thrill from bowling and the Pittsburgh Steelers. I love listening to all different types of music. But I also love to hate all different types of music. Don't ever try to figure of what my style is because I'm not even sure I know.
I'm a college student at the ancient age of 26 attending ITT Tech, studying Computer Applications and Software Programming. I plan to be Steve Jobs one day and be able to put my dirty barefeet on a conference room table.
I love my family and the few friends that I have. And let me assure you that they are nuts. But I don't know what I would do without them. I search for myself in prayer and do it often.
I'm kind of a movie buff and I've been finding myself lately in a movie theatre about once a week. It's very strange too because I'll literally just wake up or I'm brushing my teeth and then I'm in a movie theatre. (hardy har har - It can't be all 'A' material and most of the time it isn't even 'B').
I have a Bacon number of 1 (Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon). I am a co-producer with Kevin on 'The 1 Second Film'. www.1secondfilm.com . I'm constantly having get rich quick schemes pop into my brain but for some reason they never work out.
I love 4 pieces and pickles. I wear contacts and I have a crooked bottom tooth. I'm not into modern culture and think I should have been born in different times, probably the 30's or 40's. The 19's not the 1630's or 1240's or something ridiculous like that.
If someone else could describe me I hope they could say I was a good, kind, loving, faithful, honest, loyal, passionate, friendly, helpful man. That did all he could for other people. Loved to death. Gave of himself completely. Stayed true to his values and beliefs. But gained from the lessons of life and grew from what he learned. I don't think that would be too bad at all.

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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch!" - Jack Nicholson

"How long, O LORD? Will You forget me forever? How long will You hide Your face from me? How long shall I take counsel in my soul, having sorrow in my heart all the day? How long will my enemy be exalted over me? Consider and answer me, O LORD my God; enlighten my eyes, or I will sleep the sleep of death, And my enemy will say, “I have overcome him,” And my adversaries will rejoice when I am shaken. But I have trusted in Your loving kindness; my heart shall rejoice in Your salvation. I will sing to the LORD, because He has dealt bountifully with me." - Psalm 13 NASB

I'd like to meet:

Well, of course people that have my same interests but then again I'd like to meet pretty much anyone, except forrest rangers and/or 4th grade social studies teachers. Plus I'd love to meet the three persons I admire most: The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost.

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Music:

Punk, Jazz, Oldies, Rock, Alternative, 30's and 40's Honky Tonk -Mr. Francis Albert Sinatra, Sublime, Nirvana, Green Day, Goldfinger, 311, Weezer, Nat King Cole, Ella Fitzgerald, Willie Nelson, Foo Fighters, Dead Kennedys, Circle Jerks, Rancid, Operation Ivy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Weezer, Anti-Flag, Fiona Apple, Wyclef Jean, Oxymoron, Social Distortion, Deftones, 2Pac, Tenacious D, Johnny Cash, The Urge, Louis Armstrong, INXS, Beach Boys, Billy Joel, Billie Holiday, Chuck Berry, Black Eyed Peas pre Fergie, Garth Brooks, Tracy Lawrence, U2, The Knack, John Coltrane, Michael Jackson (just not the child molestor part). Tim McGraw, Steven Bishop, The Smashing Pumpkins, Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, Harry McClintock, Presidents of the USA, Pennywise, Phil Collins, The Beatles, Smashing Pumpkins, Genesis, NOFX, Nelly Furtado, Non-Bloated Elvis Presley, Michael Buble, Kenny Rogers, John Williams, dc Talk, Fastball, The Descendents, Beck, Bad Brains, Propagandhi and countless others.

Movies:

HEAT, As Good As It Gets, It's A Wonderful Life, Superman I, II, III, IV and Returns, True Romance, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill, Vol. 1 and 2, Clerks and Clerks II, Dogma, Mallrats, Bio-Dome, Goodfellas, Godfather Part 1 and 2, Hackers, The Shawshank Redemption, The Dead Zone, The Princess Diaries (It's my guilty pleasure, screw you guys for judging me), Fight Club, Little Nicky, 300, The Departed, Freedom Downtime, Billy Madison, Mr. Deeds, The Evil Dead Trilogy, What Dreams May Come, Star Wars III, IV and V, Rushmore, Dawn of the Dead (remake), Land of the Dead, The Jerk, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (remake), Little Shop of Horrors (remake), The Exorcist, Nightmare on Elm Streets, Rocky I, II, III, IV and Balboa, Napoleon Dynamite, The Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Saw I, II III and IV, The Pink Panther (2006), A Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Order, Sixteen Candles, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Dirty Dancing, The Man With the Golden Arm, The Sound of Music, Lucky Number Slevin, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Jumpin' Jack Flash, Ghost, Mrs. Doubtfire, Point Break, The Associate, Mission Impossible, The Big Lebowski, The Princess Bride, Ace Ventura, Liar Liar, The Truman Show, The Majestic, Meet the Fockers, Gummo, Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, The Burbs, Big, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, American History X, Full Metal Jacket, The Lost Boys, Vanilla Sky, Masters of the Universe, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I, II and III, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey, Teen Wolf, Back to the Future Trilogy, Greedy, For Love or Money, The Secret of My Success, Escape from New York and LA, Office Space, Sister Act 1 and 2, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Professional, Terminator 1 and 2, Batman, Batman Returns and Begins, State of Grace, both Ocean Elevens, Braveheart, City Slickers I and II, Saving Private Ryan, Contact, Corrina Corrina, Matrix and Matrix Reloaded, The Postman, The Quick and the Dead, The Outsiders, Camp Nowhere, Wayne's World, The Net, Friday, The Green Mile, Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Good Will Hunting, Jerry Maguire, Smokin' Aces, Transformers, Casino Royale, Spy Game, Interview with the Vampire, Monster Squad, World Trade Center, Beerfest, Drop Dead Fred, Ernest Goes to Camp and countless others.

Television:

EWTN, The Simpsons, Survivorman, MSNBC, Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, Seinfeld, Frasier, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Heroes, Adventures of Superman, Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Ghostbusters, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Get Smart, Smallville, Futurama, He-Man, Thundercats, Saved By The Bell, Remote Control, Super-Friends, A-Team, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, The Smurfs, David the Gnome, Salute Your Shorts, You Can't Do That On Television, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, The Wonder Years, Muppet Babies, Double Dare, Full House, The Cosby Show, Beavis and Butthead, Ren and Stimpy, Crank Yankers, Comedy Centraldom and countless others.HATRED = MTV post 1994, Reality tv and televangelism.

Books:

The Bible, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Outsiders, The Death and Return of Superman, Lies My Teacher Told Me, American History: Treason or Triumph, Gobs and Gobs of Free Stuff, The Stupidest Things Ever Said By Politicians, A Field Guide to Demons...Fairies... Fallen Angels...and Other Subversive Spirits.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ (Eashoa' M'sheekha), The Blessed Virgin Mary (Theotokos), my Great-Grandmother Rose Emily Altomonte Scott, St. Joseph, St. Jude Thaddeus, St. Anthony of Egypt, Fr. Joseph R. David, Fr. Benedict Groeschel, Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen, Bradley Nowell, and Little Debbie.

My Blog

The Man, The Myth and The Experiment.

So here is my first blog. Uno. Like I posted in a bulletin earlier in the week the whole purpose of this blog is to talk about growing my hair long. How excited are you hearing about this? Too ex...
Posted by Johnny Monoxide on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:10:00 PST