El Cap-i-tonâ„¢

Random stuff. Here it is. Chew on this. Justin... approaching the big 29 soon. Impending fatherhood is around the corner. I don't live with my mommy and daddy. I live with my smoking hot girlfriend/fiancè/wife named Danielle. We don't like drama or fakes so therefore we don't socialize much with the locals. I use this whorebaiting interactive community tool to communicate with family and close acquaintances only, so if I don't add you or clamour for your constant approval, forgive my ignorance pretty please. I enjoy Steelers football, video games, books, movies, the Simpsons, and anything by the Foo Fighters (let's face it... Dave Grohl is God... whatever he touches turns to gold and lavender). I'm happy with my low-key existence among the dopes. I apparantly have enemies and I am totally fine with that, so ignore me and I'll continue to ignore you. That's all. Now leave, douchebag, unless you're family or friends.