Tell a friend ... get a kiss on your face |
Like Camp Clovenhoof? It is what it is...
Posted by Camp Clovenhoof on Thu, 22 May 2008 11:56:00 PST |
"The Year It All Went Wrong" (album/ tour info and other mindless babbling) |
Friends and campers,I have been bombarded with passionate messages and angry confrontation in regards to our controversial album release and subsequent tour dates. Allow me to placate any feelings of...
Posted by Camp Clovenhoof on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:42:00 PST |
Lyrics to "Summer Camp Dance ’84" (guidelines for lovelorn campers) |
LAST CHANCE DANCE OF SUMMEROHH CAUSE SUMMERCAMP IS OVERLAST CHANCE DANCE OF SUMMEROHH CAUSE SUMMERCAMP IS OVER(Von, 1st verse)It's her featherin' hairflowin everywherewith bangs like...you would never...
Posted by Camp Clovenhoof on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:48:00 PST |
CAMP CLOVENHOOF WORLD PREMIERE MUSIC VIDEO |
Dearest Camper, For your imminent pleasure, I have procured a visual masterpiece! The epic ballad of Bert Biggleman's "Day at the Office"(the story of a poor sap suffering the pangs of an unfortunate ...
Posted by Camp Clovenhoof on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:21:00 PST |
Waldo's 4:20 and the Wonderful Reefer |
An official account of the origin of 420brought to you by Camp Clovenhoof historians (PLEASE SPREAD THIS TALE INORDER TO EDUCATE THE MEDICATED MASSES)San Rafael High School, May 1971:Another school ye...
Posted by Camp Clovenhoof on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 12:58:00 PST |
"THE SPECIAL GUEST" WEEK 4 SUPPLEMENT |
We here at camp apologize for the delay involved with the "Week 4 Camp Counselor Tryout blog". We realize that there are folks out there who rely on the weekly tryout updates to help medicate and ane...
Posted by Camp Clovenhoof on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:54:00 PST |
(4) CAMP COUNSELORS TRYOUT WEEK 3 "WEEK IN REVIEW" |
Greetings campers,We dwell in strange times. Our counselors in training are suffering the woes of some real tragedy. Luckily, they are smoking great quantities of marijuana to help anesthetize their...
Posted by Camp Clovenhoof on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:57:00 PST |
.3 CaMP COUNSELORS TRYOUT WEEK 2 "WEEK IN REVIEW" |
Greetings Campers,I hope and trust your week was more relaxing than that of our camp counselors in training. As I suggested last time I posted, the morning after the magical mixer was not kind.Day br...
Posted by Camp Clovenhoof on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:01:00 PST |
(.2) CAMP COUNSELORS TRYOUT WEEK 1/DAY1 "DAY IN REVIEW" |
(PLEASE NOTE: Because I know this is alot of text for some campers (and I want all of you to particpate) each weekly post will include a contestant by contestant summary of what happened to week befor...
Posted by Camp Clovenhoof on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:22:00 PST |
(.1) CAMP CLOVENHOOF COUNSELOR TRYOUT (we need your help!) |
(THIS LETTER HAS BEEN EDITED TO INCLUDE CAPITAL LETTERS TO HELP SUMMARIZE THE CONTENTS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE TOO BUSY TO READ THE FOLLOWING IN ITS ENTIRETY)Dear present and prospective campers,GREE...
Posted by Camp Clovenhoof on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:33:00 PST |
