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messyhair

Fang of the Cobras

About Me



Hey chump, you're in COBRAS territory now. HSSSSSsshz! I'm Fang, and I run this Snake Pit. We are a rag-tag group of misfits drawn together by our mutual Hatred of The MONGOOSE. While Biding our time, we like to do what all gangs do, go to Great America, knock shopping bags out of the hands of the elderly, make snake puns, meanmug the day away. IF YOU ARE A FOLLOWER OF THE MONGOOSE, KEEPOUT!!!!!! We're are tired of people blabbing our plans to the enemy. As a Villian, I am sick of constantly being foiled. Also, NO BANDS. Unless You killed a relative of mine and are looking to be sought out for revenge.

My Interests

Running a 80s multicultural gang, Plotting Revenge, Seeking revenge, The Cobras gang sign, the Snake's Venom, Discovering the Mongoose's Secret Identity, Turf battles, Knife Fights(non-lethal,) Being Fang, Knowing Mongoose's Fat(e) is sealed, Thunderboxing, intimidating townfolk, surviving mortal wounds, and you know, just coiling up with a good book.

I'd like to meet:

Crooks, Delinquents, Desperados, evildoers, Fugitives, $$gangsterzzz$$, Hatchet Men, Hoods, Hoodlums, Hooligans, Hustlers, lawbreakers, mobsters, Outlaws, Scofflaws, Shylocks,Thugs, Nar-Do-Wells,Transgressors, Trespassers, Wrongdoers,Snake Eyes, Mojo Priests, The Mongoose,the Ponytaileddevilman who killed my father, for revenge and possibly autographs. Other local gangs interested in starting a turf war.

Music:

Battle Cries, The Rattlers musical stylings, The soft crying of defeat.

Movies:

I learned to take a hit from Jackie Chan. Thank you master, HHSSSsssz!

Television:

USA, Spike TV, Just about anything with attack squads

Books:

What Color is Your Bandana?; knowing your place in gangland, By Louie Anderson(Quicksilver), Revenge For Dummies, Idiots Guide To Revenge, The Pressure Point Coloring Activity Book, Swords As Accessories: instilling respect in subordinants, KILL KILL KILL; a treatise of murder techniques, Snake Handling For the Non-Christian

Heroes:

Sho'nuff, the shogun of Harlem. The Cobras, of course. Villians everywhere.

My Blog

La Cabina, short paranoia film.

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Posted by messyhair on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:15:00 PST