Fiddlin' and Diddlin. ( a society of square dance / masturbation enthusiasts, of which I am an avid patron)Comedy. I dont just do it career wise. It really is the most important thing in the world to me. The ability to take life, and twist it slightly, to create a new and more positive reality is the most amazing gift in the universe.Im also very into sounding like a douchebag when I talk about comedy.Im huge into politics. I am basically an independant, but I believe strongly in most principles of the Libertarian party.Doing all the activist type stuff that comes along with it. Membership in the party, member of the Free State Project etc...oh...and Boh. Lots and lots of Boh
I'd like to meet:
Chill folks. But not chill as in, "dont give a fuck" waste their life types. But people that can relax and take a joke. People that go to bars to savor a drink and the people they share them with. NOT the ones who go just to get laid, and when they don't get laid, then change their goal to picking a fight or crushing cans against their forehead.People who want change, but not at the expense of other peoples rights. Free spirits. Free thinkers. Those who are truly tolerant, even of intolerance. Comedy fans. Armchair philosophers. People who hate mainstream entertainment, not because it's mainstream, but because it sucks.Old black ladies. Responsible drunks and druggies. The kind that don't piss on, puke on, or steal your stuff. Lithuanians. Conservatives from San Francisco.Liberals from Texas. (Not so fast Austin residents) People that aren't pundits, but should be.Freaks. Artists. Except poets. Your poetry sucks.
Your comments are predictable in their unpredictability. Your meter is tired. You have to work a double at the "buzz cafe" in an hour. I suggest you go now.The person who got run over by the tank in Tienamen square.Those without ego. Those with so little ego that they can admit that we all have SOME ego. Travelers. Rail-riders. Hobos with stories. The truly insane. Those who are perfectly sane, but are labeled as otherwise. Those who redefine insanity. Those who show we're all insane. The robot from Short Circuit. The folks at Chic-Fil-A. Ron Paul. Ron Jeremy. Old friends I havent seen in years. New friends. Your mom, but just for lunch. Nothing offensive.The people who grew an ear on a mouse's back. The mouse with an ear on its back.Billionaire philanthropists. Aliens. Supermodels.....If at all possible, supermodel aliens.......and you, you Magnificent Bastard!
Music:
Anything and everything...... Although at heart I'm a Reggae and Ska dude.Really weird top 5 fave albums though.1 Sublime- 40oz to freedom
2 the Beatles- White album3 Paul Simon- Graceland4 Tool- Aenima5 311- SoundsystemAs for 6?....an eight million way tie.Also huge into(in no particular order) The Police, Self, 311, Parliament Funkadelic, Bob Marley, System Of A Down, Dave Matthews, Operation Ivy, Tribe called Quest, Beastie Boys, Nine Inch Nails, Bjork, Nirvana, Patsy Kline, Ugly Duckling, Jurrasic 5, Van Morrison, The Specials, Ben Folds, Tenacious D, Lynrd Skynrd, Greenday, The Suicide Machines, Tom Waits, Jack Johnson, Billy Holiday, Outkast, Less Than Jake, The Bloodhound Gang, Mars Volta, Queen, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Radiohead, Primus, Dr. Octagon, The White Stripes, Muddy Waters, Led Zeppelin, De La Soul, Johnny Cash, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Marilyn Manson, Ozomatli, etc.........
Movies:
I like movies....Although I wish they were still referred to as celluloid whimsies or talkies.......And that a guy played piano in front of the audience.I Dont have favorites.......Heres some thoughMonty Python and the Holy Grail
Raising Arizona, or any Coen Bros. film for that matter.
Pulp Fiction, The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, Frailty...........oh yes and Ishtar.
Television:
Anything in the block of bliss on Fox. Simpsons King of the Hill Family Guy
Curb Your Enthusiasm. Invader Zim. Kids in the Hall. Scrubs. Anything on the discovery or History Channel. Minus all that interior design nonsense during the day.
Books:
Look I told you alright, Im getting to it. Im starting with placemats.Im half way through Denny's. I'll let you know how it ends.
Heroes:
Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, my Parents.
and the guys at jellybelly....It tastes exactly like (insert anything here) HOWD THEY DO THAT?!?!?!
