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*Kristi* †

I make no apologies for how I choose to repair what you broke.

About Me

I want you to know that I'm happy for you I wish nothing but the best for you both... An older version of me... Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theater? Does she speak eloquently? And would she have your baby? I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother...Cause the love that you gave that we made Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, nooooooo And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me you'd hold me Until you died, til you died? But you're still aliveAnd I'm here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta knowYou seem very well, things look peaceful I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity? I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced Are you thinking of me when you fuck her?Cause the love that you gave that we made Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, nooooooo And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me you'd hold me Until you died, til you died? But you're sill aliveAnd I'm here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta knowCause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me And I'm not gonna fade As soon as you close your eyes and you know it And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back I hope you feel it...well can you feel it?And I'm here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta knowAnd I'm here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know
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Please don't message me to chat or IM if I don't know you...
I admit to having a very unhealthy obsession with DJ Ashba, Josh Todd of Buckcherry, Michael Starr of Metal Skool, Denis Leary, Ty Pennington, Criss Angel, guitarists in general, Jeff Gordon, and Jimmie Johnson.
I love going to concerts with my best friend, Sabrina, but I rarely see her anymore now that she's locked down, so I go to Chicago to meet up with my other favorite people (Frog and Julee) and have a great time and make more great memories.
I just want to have some fun... and always laugh. I have a weakness with sappy country love songs and washy 80's tunes.
I have a sick and twisted sense of humor...so if you are easily offended, don't talk to me! I love music and going to rock shows..hell, rock, metal, dance, country...it's all fun. Music is music, I love it all.
I love to see my friends at shows and just have a good time. Best way to see many places and meet new people are by just up and going to a show you'd like.

My Interests

Criminalistics, forensics, serial killers.... I am not really a psycho, just love that stuff. I love NASCAR and football.
I love cars... sports cars and muscle cars....
Basically: relaxing at home. Music. Pool tables. Jukeboxes. Loud music. Screamin' guitars. Longnecks. Red Bull and Grey Goose. Cars. Anything American. Good friends. Good times. Great memories.

I'd like to meet:

Please don't message me to chat or IM if I don't know you...
Who I'd like to meat? err.... meet?

Music:

Anything really... I have my burned CD's with everything from Billy Vera and the Beaters to Motley Crue to Johnny Cash and Garth Brooks... all on the same CD. Poison, PoD, BOD, Ashba, Disturbed, Soil, anything 80's Rock ...the list is endless.... I love all kinds of music, that way no matter where I go I can still have fun.

Movies:

Scary movies (not gore. Scary!) Since I am a chick, I love sappy chick flicks.... but I hate to cry. Anything about Serial Killers and murders. My dream man will be Jim Carrey funny.
My classics are: Without A Paddle, Dumb and Dumber (You can't triple stamp a double stamp, Lloyd!)... Liar, Liar (I've had better?!?)... The Exorcist (Even though I have yet to sit through it from start to finish!), Legends of the Fall, Seven, Silence of the Lambs, Grease (eek!), All Mafia movies... Goodfellas, The Godfather, Scarface (THE BEST!), Raising Arizona (son, you know you got a panty on yo' head?), Booty Call (Do I look like a mutha fuckin buttuhfly?!?)...anything that is hilarious and can make me laugh til I cry.

Television:

Nip/Tuck, The OC, The Shield, Discovery Channel, History Channel, A&E. I like the learning channels, always something interesting on them. I don't watch much Tv... when it's on, I usually have MSNBC or Fox News in the background.

Books:

The Dirt, anything by Ann Rule, anything on Vampires, Serial Killers or True crimes.

Heroes:

Who isn't my hero!? Anyone in the military (many family members are serving in our military-so they are my heroes).. anyone who was involved in the WTC attacks... and Todd Beamer on Flight 93..."Let's Roll".... we could only hope to be as brave as those people. :( Everytime I see them or hear about them, it breaks my heart.

My Blog

One of the sexiest men alive...

I can't help it. I know I've put some of these pics in a blog after the Atomic Punks show....but DAMN!  Ya know how hard it is to find a man that looks like this?  HA!  I'm bored, got t...
Posted by *Kristi* on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:35:00 PST

I miss you guys......

Reminiscing....Had the best of times on all my trips.... and can't wait for the others to get here! I'm bored...so throwing out some random memories and funny moments... Got to looking at all my p...
Posted by *Kristi* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hey bitch...

Keep reading and looking for shit. You won't find any. You know who you are. I love it... You are a psycho bitch...and everyone knows it.
Posted by *Kristi* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

In honor of ....

I have this hanging up everywhere from my refrigerator to my desk at work. Every time I read it, it makes everything better... and the "big" things don't matter so much... In honor of women's hist...
Posted by *Kristi* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST