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EvelDick

There is nothing funnier than a well timed fart

About Me

This is my chatroom and I will let you know when I will be there....Since winning Big Brother 8 this page is crazy. Please be patient. There are so many requests and so many messages, it will take me a very long time to get to them all.... but I will try. If you are a friend of mine, please just email me.To all the fans (what a weird concept, me having fans) thanks for all your love, support and hate.... I dig it all!!!There are a lot of things going on since getting out of the house and a lot of talk about a lot of things, but this is Hollywood and people like to talk, so we will see what happens.... but with any luck you will be seeing more of me on TV soon.Check my blogs to keep up on all my bullshit, I am trying my best to keep it udated pretty regular. There is a lot going on and it is almost overwhelming, but fun none the less. I could give a fuck about being "famous", I just went in the house to play a game and try to win some money.... and I did. So, if anything else comes out of this, it is all icing on the cake, fuck it. I did what I had to do and if it is over, cool with me. We will see what happens now, there are a lot of doors open to me now. Just for being myself and being true to myself, the asshole I am.I have always done my best to be open and honest and although I don't always succeed, I try. I have always tried to live my life to the fullest. I am a great friend to have. I am always the wild one in the group, but people are suprised by how thoughtful I am. I am the center of attention in a group, but I like being alone. I can be superficial, yet people are always surprised how deep I am. I am a smart guy that can do the fucking stupidest things. I am a conflict of terms and emotion..... I am who I am and I am good with that. I am eccentric, unique, strange, off center and like no one you have ever met.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Just try to live your life to the fullest. Don't let anyone's guilt trippin', religious shackles or way of life, keep you from the life you want to live. Hold on to your integrity with an iron fist, when you compromise your integrity, you start losing yourself and start becoming like the rest of the assholes we loath when we were very young and our ideals were actually important. When you compromise your integrity you lose the piece of being a unique individual and start becoming typical. You start compromising your integrity, then you start compromising who the person you are or want to be is. Before you even realize what has happened, you are wondering how did I get here? Be as honest as you can, including being honest with yourself and you will be the person you set out to be. End of rant.........

My Interests

I have a ton of interests and things that occupy my mind. I try not to limit myself and to keep an open mind about all things. You will only rob yourself of experiencing something that could be the coolest thing you have ever tried. This argument is great when trying to convince someone to do something out of their comfort zone in situations like dare devilish and adventurous things. But it does not hold much water when used in trying to convince me into some sexual experience involving poo, sorry. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ..... So my interests would include everything from surfing to porn, from lilacs to marijuana, from concerts to cats, from reading to riding Harleys, from traveling to a long walk on the beach, from spending quality time with people important to me to wasting time talking bullshit and deep subjects with strippers I will never see again. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ....... Probly one of the things I like about myself most is the ability to see what interests the people I love and to be able to make that or some part of that, my interest or hobby or whatever the hell it is, to make it one of my own, making something else you have in common. I think that is important and I think people appreciate it as well.

I'd like to meet:

Howard Hughes, Walt Disney, JFK, Cheech & Chong, Marv Albert after the hooker ripped his wig off and called the cops, Richard Pryor before he caught fire from his crack pipe (did he will that pipe to Whitney Huston?) Leonardo De Vinci, I would have loved to have a few beers with Einstein, Hitler, Bill Gates in High School so I could give him a swirly and beat his ass for all the wasted time with fucking windows, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Lennon before Yoko had him making music that sounds like 2 cats fucking, Pete Rose's bookie, The guy that sat next to OJ on the flight he was .. the murder, The Three Stooges, The guy in charge of backstage at the Colusium the one in Rome during the gladiators not the place that Brittany Spears sang, Martin Lawrence when he lost his shit and was arrested, the guy that floated the bullshit stories of any and all unsolved assassinations, Nostradomas, John Wayne Gacy, Adolf Hitler as a little boy, the main torture guy in the Dungeons of London the dude that did all the brutality, John Smith just to ask, What the fuck are you thinking, some of these fanatical religious zealots of Islam just to tell them that fucking a virgin isn't all it is cracked up to be......fucking 40 of them would make me want to kill myself, and if they are already dead, well that should be torture enough and George W. so I could kick him in his fucking nuts... Why couldn't Dick Cheney have gone hunting with him and shot him in the face?

Music:

Anything that Rocks! I do have a wide array of music tastes. All time fav's are Beatles, Eagles, Stones, Zep, VH, STP, Crue, SxTx, GnR, Ramones, 80's new wave, Punk, Metal, even a bit of crossover pop, not that shit that Brittney Spears puts out or Avril claims is punk, can someone slap that bitch for me please..... or that shit like American Idol and MTV shoves down your throat saying it is cool....to Buddy Rich and Sinatra. And yes, I could list this shit on for a mile down the page, but who really gives a fuck?

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Res.Dogs, Amadeus, Exorcist, Good Fellas, Deer Hunter, The Godfather I & II, The Matrix, Barfly, The very first Star Wars, Indiana Jones, BladeRunner, A nightmare before X-mas, Big Fish, True Romance, Albino Alligator, the cat fight scene in 2 days in the valley, the cat fight scene in Wild Things. The Star Wars, A New Hope is still one of the greatest and Indiana Jones as well. I loved Jaws, it wasn't just a great movie, it cleared out all the best surf spots for quite a while, Robert Shaw should have won an Oscar for that roll.And of course.........
Get it at MySpace.com/Nightmare3D

Television:

SouthPark kicks ass, Dave Chappelle is one funny fucker even though he lost his shit, Bill Mahr, The Simpsons, National Geographic channel, Discovery Channel, All in the Family, Speed Racer, Kimba the white lion (which Disney completely ripped off to make the Lion King), Get Smart..... missed it by that much. Most shows on TV are made for mindless idiots, but there is some shit on there that is fucking great, if you look for it.

Books:

lots........ from Stephen King to F. Scott Fitzgerald. If you have never read Stephen King/Peter Straub's book the Talisman, you are missing out. F. Scott Fitzgerald's compilation book of short stories is the shit. James Herbert, an English author, has some great books as well....

Heroes:

Anyone that can say fuck you to the world, live their lives like they want to and make money at it... It's about loving what you do, not what kind of car it affords you to drive.

My Blog

(Updated) Hate mail, other houseguests, merch, fighting fan sites and other bullshit....

Hello boys and girls.... I hope you are all well and I wanted to thank you all for all the comments and messages. I honestly can not ever hope to get to all of them. I try to pick some at random and a...
Posted by EvelDick on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:10:00 PST

New pics up!!!

Check them out boys and girls. They are from the wrap party and more from The Fox Reality Awards.Have fun, I did...Read the Dickisms, funny shit right there. That was a big board at the wrap party.And...
Posted by EvelDick on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:47:00 PST

The Fox Reality Awards (Fairplay/Bonadouchebag) /// Daniele & Nick and misc bullshit.....

Ok, I just read a link to Adrianne Curry's blog where she seems to be taking "credit" for the mess at the Fox Reality Awards show.Let me start off by saying that I met Adrianne and she was cool as fuc...
Posted by EvelDick on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:26:00 PST

T-shirts from my son Vincent....

Anyone who ordered T-shirts from Vincent, I want to let you know that I signed about 150 of them the other day. They are being packaged and labled and should be on the way the first of next week (or t...
Posted by EvelDick on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:23:00 PST

Life is fucking crazy....

Well, where to start.....Things are insane. Nothing like I had ever thought. I went into the house just trying to win the cash, and I did! But nothing could have ever prepared me for the aftermath of ...
Posted by EvelDick on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:17:00 PST

EvelDick is back in the house

Ok, I am still in a hotel room and finally starting to take it all in..... although it seems very unreal to me still at this point.I want to thank all my friends for their love and support during this...
Posted by EvelDick on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 05:05:00 PST

I love Evel Dick shirts are here!

www.theoriginaleveldick.com    right now sizes available are small medium large x-large and xxl and there is only the one design.  I am wearing the first one made on the front page...
Posted by EvelDick on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:07:00 PST

I LOVE YOU AMERICA

Decided to post this one on my dads page.Thank you all SOOO much.... voting to give Jessica the silent treatment really changed the direction of the game and things are looking GREAT!  One great ...
Posted by EvelDick on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:06:00 PST

HoH blog

This is my dads HoH blog taken from the CBS website:"Wow, what a week this has been for me in the Big Brother house!!! Unbelievable, to say the least!! Could I have written a better script if I was i...
Posted by EvelDick on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:46:00 PST

Fan Art

Good, bad, or ugly... post it here! .............................
Posted by EvelDick on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 03:39:00 PST