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MagiLLa

Big Dumb Ape

About Me

I'm kind of like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. There are a few completely different sides to me. I can close up and not seem very social, and can be very quiet. Kind of shy actually, but nobody believes me when I say it. But on the other hand, there may be trouble cause I can be insane. I can either be the class clown, or the kid in the back that keeps to himself. All depends on who I'm around or what mood I'm in. I've probably been thrown out of as many bars as I've been allowed to stay in. And then there is the side of me that just wants to relax and enjoy myself. And of course, now there is the Dad side!If you've ever seen the movie "Old School" and you know who Frank the Tank is, and Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds, well mix those two together and that is me, almost to a T. I just like to have a good fucking time, though now my number one priority is my daughter. After her, I love my harley, my beer, my rock n roll, oh yeah, and my wife, I guess I should mention her, and drunk nekked pool jumping from rooftops! I'm the guy that people would say "please don't dare him to do it", cause I would end up doing it 99% of the time. I also tend to do some pretty stupid things like diving over the cab of a pickup truck and onto the windshield doing 60 mph down the highway, or bungee jumping from hot air balloons, getting naked in a waffle house (or anywhere for that matter), dangling out the window of a high rise.I'm a former paratrooper with the 82nd Airborne and I served in the first Gulf war. Probably explains why I'm a little fucked up. Or was I fucked up for doing that shit in the first place? I don't know, kind of like which came first, the chicken or the egg.

My Interests

My daughter is my number one priority. After that I love riding my harley, drinking beers (preferably Guinness), listening to music. Love rock, especially 60's through the 80's. Fuck most of the 90's shit, as well as today's crap. I love sports too, both playing and watching. Football is definitely number one. Grew up near Buffalo, but have been a die-hard Dolphins fan since around 1980. Played volleyball in college, was a middle hitter. Into hiking (miss that shit in the Adirondacks & Alleghany mountains, and Niagara Gorge in New York), working out, bike riding, roller blading, whatever. I also love to just veg and watch tv or surf the net. I also would love to learn to play my bass.

I'd like to meet:

I've already met my dream woman....no not my wife, Gina Gershon! I don't know who else I'd like to meet. Anybody fucking cool I guess. Oh, you mean through this site? Well definitely everyone on/at Metal Blast (http://www.metal-blast.com/), anybody into bikes, rock n roll, and drinking.

Music:

Zeppelin, Motley Crue, Van Halen (DLR era), Guns N Roses, BLS, Faster Pussycat, Allman Brothers, AC/DC, Alice in Chains, Johnny Cash, Beastie Boys, Cinderella, Dio, Dire Straits, Deep Purple, the Beatles, Britney Fox, Bullet Boys, ELP, GWAR, Helloween, L.A. Guns, Killer Dwarfs, Laidlaw, Molly Hatchett, NIN, Primus, Front 242, Pop Will Eat Itself, Janes Addiction, Porno for Pyros, Government Mule, Tesla, Brides of Destruction, Velvet Revolver, Buckcherry, Pink Floyd, Tool, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, The Who, Whitesnake, Lush. Love my rock n roll. Also like old school rap like PE, Boys, Run DMC, Craig Mack, House of Pain, Tribe Called Quest. Hate most of the shit out today.Oh yeah, and Neil Diamond and Frank Sinatra fucking rule!!

Movies:

I'm mostly into action, comedy and horror movies. I can't really name my favorites though some of them would be Stone Cold (with Brian Bosworth), the Halloween movies, Tommy Boy, What About Bob, Trading Places, Brewsters Millions, Nightmare Before Christmas. But I also love the Marx Brothers (greatest comedians of all time) and I've got a huge fascination with the Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz.

Television:

The Simpsons, Seinfeld repeats, 24, Magnum P.I. repeats, The Shield, My Name is Earl, The Office, and The Unit. I absolutely despise all this reality shit like the Real World, Big Brother, Survivor, American Idol, all that crap. I've never watched one fucking second of any of that shit, and never will. Just go away already

Books:

The Dirt by Motley Crue Wicked Other than that, I don't like to read, unless it's magazines, the newspaper, or the internet.

Heroes:

Anybody that can perservere and overcome obstacles in life is my hero. My best friend Luscious, guy was fucking epitomy of good health, athletic as fuck, ate good, you name it. And the past 5 years he's dealt with skin cancer, diagnosed with Lupus, a blood clot that almost killed him and almost lost his arm, a couple of minor strokes, and now 2 fucking valves replaced in his heart. And he's still going. Fucking ehh my brother.

My Blog

the countdown is on....

it's hard to believe that almost 6 years has gone by since i moved down to florida.  i thought i was going to love it...only 15 minutes from dolphin stadium, sun and warmth year round.  i co...
Posted by MagiLLa on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:42:00 PST

THE WORLD FUCKING SERIES BABY

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!  AFTER 22 LONG YEARS, WE ARE THERE ONCE AGAIN.  I'M SO STOKED I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY
Posted by MagiLLa on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 06:49:00 PST

the tigers baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

un-fucking-real baby!  my tigers fucking beat the new york fucking stankees.  i fucking love it!  22 years since i watched the tigers this far into the playoffs.  ...
Posted by MagiLLa on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST

do you know me?

My name:Where did we meet:Take a stab at my middle name:How long have you known me:When is the last time that we saw each other:Do I smoke:Do I drink:When is my birthday:Who is the love of my life:Wha...
Posted by MagiLLa on Wed, 17 May 2006 08:45:00 PST

satans stormtroopers

holy fuck my friends, that was a fucking riot.  for those of you who charged in with doogie and i, my hat's off to ya.  for those of you who continue to charge in, now is the time to retreat...
Posted by MagiLLa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

drinking story #2

this happened in 2001. night out in toronto, my buddy was leaving to move to florida, so we had a going away party for him. starting drinking shitloads of beer at a friends apartment in downtown...
Posted by MagiLLa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

drinking stories

guitar boy has inspired me to post some drinking stories on here. hope you like them. this first one is a buddies wedding a few years back..... Summer of 2000, either late july or early august,...
Posted by MagiLLa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

GWAR

saw GWAR once again last night in ft. lauderdale. fucking excellent show, one of the better ones i've seen yet. if you get a chance to see them on this tour, go or you'll regret it
Posted by MagiLLa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RIP Dimebag

The metal world lost a true patriot last night when Dimebag Darrell was shot and killed in Columbus, OH. Only got to see you play one time brother, but I'll always remember it. To all his family...
Posted by MagiLLa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST