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Dr. Kristy

I could have him killed for a half-pint of Hennessey...or something to that degree.

About Me

Ambitions: (1) become a master archer (2) endure 7-10 years of research and schooling to obtain PHD...and consequently endure debt for at least 4 decades (3) write an amazing book that will WOW the anthropology and sociology world (4) or nix those last two and become a highly paid make-up artist who works mainly on gory horror films. (4) take as many water aerobics classes as possible.Other: I can do this... ...my Carlton was always good...but i can tell I'm getting better and better by the day.

My Interests

having funHere's one of my favorite poem's... I love you. You love me. Going down the Sugar Tree. We'll go down the Sugar Tree. And See Lots of Bees. Playing. Playing. The bees won't sting. 'Cause you love me.

I'd like to meet:

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Music:

Since I like such a wide variety of music, musicians and bands, I simply cannot answer this question. There is very little current music that I like...it makes me sad. When I grow up I want to marry Mike Patton.

Movies:

Favorites include, but are not limited to: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, CANNIBAL TOURS (possibly my true, all time favorite), Adam's Rib, any Almodovar, Psycho Beach Party, She Devil, Th Monster Squad, and the list really goes on and on for quite a while.

Television:

Anything involving old ladies, including Murder She Wrote and the Golden Girls, but excluding Designing Women. Designing Women blew...what a piece of shit show.

Books:

Anything by Linh Dinh!!! MURDER OR SUICIDE!!! And many others too... just about anything by Camille Paglia. Fat: The Anthropology of an Obsession should grace everyones life. Europe and the People without History.

Heroes:

Ed Bradley, Ice T, Ronnie Z-Man Barzell, Jessica Fletcher, everyone in my water aerobics class, and most importantly myself. Second runners up include: Rue Macclanahan, Scottish people (specifically the Ladies from Hell), members of the Billboard Liberation Front, large breasted women (i.e. Danielle and Dolly Parton), and the Tina Turner card dealer/impersonator at the Imperial Palace.

My Blog

Beach Party!!!

So...my birthday is coming up on February 11th and I've had a really hard time deciding what to do. I want to have a beach party&but on a nice hot day. When I was a kid I always wanted to have bitch...
Posted by Dr. Kristy on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:51:00 PST

Was this a bitchy thing to do? Opinions please...

Ok..so I was just on my way home from work, waiting for bart and reading my boring Agatha Christie book. Out of the blue, this guy comes up to me (while I'm reading, mind you) and says, "Where are yo...
Posted by Dr. Kristy on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 03:00:00 PST

Big waves....

I don't know if anyone else is aware, but they're opening the season for the Mavericks surf competition and I've always wanted to go...not because I'm into surfing, but because I have an obsession wit...
Posted by Dr. Kristy on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:57:00 PST

Wow...

Swap God for a Janitor, Rot in a jar of dog paws....that's a palindrome.
Posted by Dr. Kristy on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:38:00 PST

Girl in yelp.com it said is the day national misuses English Day...

Favorites was Halloween.  Surely my mind it changing.  Celebration with me?  
Posted by Dr. Kristy on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 06:13:00 PST

Pumpkin Patch Day

As some of you may know, Reed, Danielle and I had an exciting trip down Highway 1 last year to go to pumpkin patches.  If you haven't seen our little home movie where we recorded out very scary f...
Posted by Dr. Kristy on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:42:00 PST

Sylvia Browne: Off with her Head

It always seemed to me that Montel Williams was kind of like the respectable, intelligent crappy talk show host. You know? Jerry's show was the lameest and Maury was/is creepy...Richard Bey and Jenn...
Posted by Dr. Kristy on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:18:00 PST

I think I’m retarted...

Sitting in a cramped office for 13 hours is making me retarded. My new job is bitchin (by all means) in terms of where it will get me...but it sucks not to be the one in control telling other people ...
Posted by Dr. Kristy on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:36:00 PST

Umbrella

If I ever hear that song again, I'm going to chop off someone's hands...or pay someone to chop off another person's hands...or since I'm broke I might have to trade sex for the hand chop. Then I'll u...
Posted by Dr. Kristy on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 09:31:00 PST

I can go to the beach!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I just got back from 3 and a half hours of sitting in a waiting room and babbling with whacky vietnam vets in a waiting room, as well as 5 minutes speaking with another fucking hot doctor at Genera...
Posted by Dr. Kristy on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:46:00 PST