First of all, I absolutely love Snarky Tees (and the woman behind it all is a snarky tease herself): LIKES: Chocolate, beer, kitty-cats, and T. S. Elliot's definition of the "objective correlative" and the Jungian discussion it opens regarding points of view spanning cultures, time, and language.DISLIKES: Rudeness, bad breath, and structuralistic literary criticism which argues that the "novelty value of a literary text" can lay only in new structure, rather than in the specifics of character development and voice in which that structure is expressed.
Donald Rumsfeld, and take off his mask. Dick Cheney, and put a mask on him. Janeane Garofalo, and not giggle profusely. Buddha, and say "Howdy."
The White Stripes, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Jimi Hendrix, Beatles, The Kinks, Joan Jett, Beck, Sonic Youth, Ash, Louis XIV, Hum, My Chemical Romance, The Postal Service, Alice In Chains, Andrew Bird, Franz Ferdinand, Stone Temple Pilots, Devil Makes Three, Beach Boys, Beta Band, Weezer, Duke Ellington, They Might Be Giants, Ben Folds Five, Beethoven, Motzart, Better Than Ezra, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Cake, Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen, Dean Martin, Faith No More, Fiona Apple, Foo Fighters, Smoking Popes, T. Rex, L7, Nine Inch Nails, Queen, System of a Down...and on and on, et cetera, et cetera...
"28 Days Later", "300", "40 Year Old Virgin", "A Night at the Opera", "Akira", "Alien", "Aliens", "The American President", the "Bourne" series, "Chasing Amy", "Anchorman", "Army of Darkness", "Back to the Future" series, "Blazing Saddles", "Bowling for Columbine", "Clerks", "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind", "Dark City", "Dogma", "Dr. Strangelove", "Duck Soup", "Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind", "Harvey", "High Fidelity", "Knocked Up", "Life as a House", "Little Miss Sunshine", "Magnolia", "The Matrix", "O Brother, Where Art Thou?", "Ocean's Eleven", "The Producers" (original), "Serenity", "Seven Samurai", "The Shining", "Shaun of the Dead", "Sicko", "Sin City", "Spinal Tap", "Star Wars" episodes 4, 5, and 6 only, "Waiting for Guffman", "Young Frankenstein", and more that I can't think of right now...
"The Office" "Huff" "Arrested Development" "Lost" "Late Night With Conan O'Brien" "Grey's Anatomy" "24" "House" "30 Rock" "How I Met Your Mother" "Deadwood" "Weeds" "Carnival" "Firefly"
I...love to read. It's a problem, and I'm seeking help. Hold me.
Ghandi's fasion advisor...the Pope's driver...the Dhali Llama's publicist...Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, and Ms. Southern Comfort