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Whats Her Face

Famously Morose Humorist Found Dead in East River

About Me

All of the penguins are ON FIRE. I kill plants, not pets. I am probably sexier than you, unless your name is Tobi. I listen to Elton John EXCLUSIVELY. Gimme a cigarette. Nobody loves me, but I am feared. Oh, yes, I am feared. You could be my next TV boyfriend. I aborted the love-child of Wesley Crusher. I will give you a dollar if you know who Wesley Crusher is. I steal. I like to write fan-fic about Firefly. I will take a dollar from you if you know what fan-fic is. I NEVER END SENTENCES IN A PREPOSITION. I love you, baby, I just get mad sometimes. I didn't mean it.


My Interests

Fucking shit UP. And not in a punk rock way, more like, "hey Noe, you forgot to do ____." And I'm like, "Shit."

I'd like to meet:

toothpastefordinner.com

Music:

Ani DiFranco, Glen Phillips and anything he has been associated with, including shopping lists. Harvey Danger, They Might Be Giants, Elliott Smith, Jeff Buckley. Additionally: Aimee Mann, Van Morrison, Neil Young, Patsy Cline, Ben Folds (and his Five, but mostly just Ben), the Kinks, Tegan & Sara, Tori Amos, Faith No More, Old Weezer, Devil Makes Three, Le Tigre, Postal Service (but not Death Cab... boo, Death Cab), some Nirvana, a dash of the White Stripes, and anything I listened to in high school. Pink, that one Dxie Chicks song, things Kate give me, Kanye. A lot of musicals.

Movies:

Glengary Glenross, Reservoir Dogs, Wes Anderson films ('cept Life Aquatic), Garden State, Bob Roberts, Cradle Will Rock, The American President, Army of Darkness and Evil Dead 2, Charlie Kaufman movies, P.T. Anderson movies ('cept Punch Drunk Love.... yawn!), 88% of Kevin Smith films, Dangerous Liaisons, Donnie Darko, Secretary, 78% of Cohen Brothers films, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Goodfellas, The Godfather I and II, Last Temptation of Christ, Office Space, Little Miss Sunshine, Chicago, High Fidelity, the Devil's Advocate, Sin City, Magnolia and anything by Christopher Guest.

Television:

I do nothing but watch television. The Office (not Original Reciepe Office, good Office) Big Love (better than Desperate Housewives), Studio 60 (I know it sucks), 24, Firefly, Coupling, Twin Peaks, Grey's Anatomy, almost all reality shows (shut up, Sorkin), anything Sorkin TOUCHES, anything my Tee Vee boyfriend Judd Apatow touches, Buffy, cartoons from the 90's. Huff, Weeds, someday I will see Dexter, and Top Model, but I am poor. The West Wing (seasons 1-4), TWW (seasons 5-present), Sports Night (RIP). Tee Vee is love.Scrubs, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Grey's Anatomy...Twin Peaks, Sopranos (seasons 1-4), Reno 911, Six Feet Under (RIP), Da Ali G Show, Chapelle Show, the West Wing some more, Entorage, Dead Like Me (RIP)...Scrubs some more, Arrested Development. Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

Books:

...nothing to do with books, really.Lotsa feminist theory and how-to books. Michelle Tea, Eileen Miles, Lynn Breedlove, bell hooks, Inga Musico...Picasso at the Lapin Agile and The Pleasure of my Company by Steve Martin, The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green by Joshua Braff, Soft Maniacs by Maggie Estep, John Irving, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Ralph Nader. Neil Gaiman and Terry Prachett. Diana Son, Claire Chaffee. Random poets. Books about the history of Porn. Live from New York: The History of Saturday Night Live, more porn, Theatre theory.

My Blog

Jerry Falwell is dead.

Hallelujah.
Posted by Noelle on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:06:00 PST

People you Hate

Sometimes I want to burn down houses... With specific people in them. Or write lesbian poetry and make out with girls despite their boyfriends (or mine). But mostly the fiery, fiery rage of burning. B...
Posted by Noelle on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:10:00 PST

Shy is Boring, Depressed is too.

In light of recent events... and not so recent events...   pick yer nosehow come i can pick my ears but not my nose who made up that rule anyway how can you say that's the way it is that's just ...
Posted by Noelle on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST

Three Day Weekend Caffinated Fun Timeness

I've had waaaaaaaaaaay too much coffee and cigarette smoking, or as I like to call it, lunch. So here, I offer a one act play, a tribute, really, about the trials and tribulations of one girl a...
Posted by Noelle on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:47:00 PST

Slacky McGee

I have a shitload of phone calls and emails and junk to return, which may or may not happen today. To answer a few common questions: -Yes, I had a great time on vacation. -No, we didn't die. -Yes, it...
Posted by Noelle on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:20:00 PST

I'm awake, and I HATE CHRIS AND DANIELLE.

Just kidding, I love them. Loooooove. Kissy face kissy face kissy face. But I am awake. I've been doing the four-to-noon sleeping schedule again, and since D-lish and I are making the first leg up to...
Posted by Noelle on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:34:00 PST

Hee.

DisorderRatingParanoid Personality Disorder:ModerateSchizoid Personality Disorder:LowSchizotypal Personality Disorder:LowAntisocial Personality Disorder:LowBorderline Personality Disorder:LowHistrioni...
Posted by Noelle on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:05:00 PST

The Book of Drunk

Chapter I; Verse I: On Lateness and Anxiety i. Text messages are not a reliable mode of communication when you are me. ii. If you are late, your boyfriend's family will invariably order desert, and e...
Posted by Noelle on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:07:00 PST

Only in Dreams

I've been dreaming a lot about the exes. A few nights ago I had a dream that I was comforting the wife of my ex (we'll call her "Shmolivia"). We were standing in one of those driveways that you find i...
Posted by Noelle on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:54:00 PST

Windmills

For Kate:I spend too much time raiding windmillsWe go side by side laugh until it's rightTake the darkest hour break it openWater to repair what we have brokenThere's something that you won't showWait...
Posted by Noelle on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 04:59:00 PST