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JABZ

Are you insane in the membrain?

About Me

I stole a T.V.

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My Interests

Knitting, Cheese--all kinds, from stinky to "jesus, did something die in here?"--, Olives, Anchovies, Hoegaarden, Agua de Valencia, Vinho Verde, Sharktooth Salmon,Mexican Sour creme..mmmm.. Salmonmanders, Sharktooth Salmonmanders, Protecting my hermit crabs against certain death, Coloring, Photography and I'm gonna try and keep this little photo diary http://www.flickr.com/photos/reedcmorgan/, Hedgehogs, Dachshunds, Matty, Matty playing with Dachshunds, Matty crying at penguins, world travel, Toshi R.I.P., moving to Spain or New York,Cheez-its, Not killing pet fish, uhhh, yep.

I'd like to meet:

And a dachshund named Lump.

Music:

Anything by anyone in the Magnetic Fields (6ths, etc.), Old Sleater-Kinney, Old Le Tigre, MIA (what what!!), Salt-N-Pepa, L'Trimm, Parliament, Mates of State, Gravy Train!!!, Patsy Cline, Tito Puente, Senor Coconut, Serge Gainsbourg, Neutral Milk Hotel. Missy Elliott, Wanda Jackson, Tracy and the Plastics, Tears for Fears, The Sea and Cake, The Aislers Set, Bjork (she saved my life), Belle and Sebastian, Celia Cruz, cocorosie, Sergio Mendes, StereoLab, Broadcast, Animal Collective Chicks on Speed (but Tom Tom Club did a better job with Wordy Rappinghood).

Movies:

John Waters, Almodovar, Christopher Guest, Jim Jarmusch (some), most spanish cinema, a lot of czech stuff, 80s aerobic exercise videos (does that count?), Jeunet et Caro, Mother Goose's Rock and Rhyme, Dark Crystal, Labryinth (better than Dark Crystal--David Bowie!!). The Apartment, The happiness of the katakuris, battle royale, anything spanish,The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, and so damn much more.

Television:

7th Heaven, Paula Dean's Home Cookin', Blow Out, America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, Anthony Bourdain's new shows, Six Feet Under (sob), Sex and the City (uncut), AbFab, Strangers with Candy (Jerri Blank's on my MySpace), freaks and geeks, my so called life.

Books:

Geek Love by Kathrine Dunn, Michelle Tea, Francesca Lia Block (Weetzie Bat), David Sedaris, Chuck Palahniuk, J.D. Salinger, White Orchid by Janet Fitch, Margaret Atwood, travel books, Elle Magazine, Jane, Bust, Weekly World News, really trashy British tabloids like Hello! and Okay! and Heat!

Heroes:

Captain Planet...he's our hero...

My Blog

Owchies

Last night I wasn't feeling so well so I decided to go to bed early. I was able to fall asleep pretty quickly even though there was a huge party happening down the street from my house blasting shitty...
Posted by Miss Reed on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 08:39:00 PST

Pictures

Google the answers to the following questions and answer with the picture you like best:1. The age you will be on your next birthday. 2. Your favorite color. 3. Your middle name. 4. The place you lost...
Posted by Miss Reed on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:03:00 PST

waste o' time

LAYER ONE: -- Name: Reed Carmen Morgan -- Birthplace: San Francisco, Ca -- Gender: Female -- Eye Color: Blue but apparently sometimes they change color -- Hair Color: Blonde -- Height: 5 feet 3 ...
Posted by Miss Reed on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:40:00 PST

Why are I no longer climb trees..A.K.A. Squirrels are fucking evil.

Drug Suspect's Pet Squirrel Attacks Officer Officer: 'The Claws Are Very Sharp' POSTED: 9:37 am EDT August 19, 2005 UPDATED: 10:57 pm EDT August 19, 2005 A police officer in Massachusetts w...
Posted by Miss Reed on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 12:35:00 PST