Todd

I'd like to meet:

BILL BRASKY!"Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!".........."Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!".........."He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!".........."His poop is used as currency in Argentina.".........."He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.".........."He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican!...And he hated irony!".........."I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.".........."His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson.".........."He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that.".........."He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.".........."He once ate the Bible while water skiing.".........."He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."......."He has a toenail on the end of his penis.".........."Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.".........."The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men."