The 5 Most Needlessly Complex Terror Plots in Film History |
Real terrorist plots tend to have two steps: blow stuff up, take credit. Maybe if they're feeling creative they'll blow themselves up or light their shoe on fire first.
Action movie terrorists, on th...
Posted by Official Darth Phineas" MySpace on Fri, 09 May 2008 11:07:00 PST |
The 5 Most Ridiculous Causes to Ever Get a Website |
Can the words and actions of one man change the world? Absolutely! Just as long as somebody gives a shit about what he's saying. If we're betting, our money says these guys won't find that somebody an...
Posted by Official Darth Phineas" MySpace on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:27:00 PST |
Top 10 Declassified Secrets |
[WARNING: this list contains images that may offend] This is a list of secret projects that have since been found to be true in light of released (either officially, or unofficially) documents. Some h...
Posted by Official Darth Phineas" MySpace on Wed, 07 May 2008 07:24:00 PST |
5 Psychological Experiments That Prove Humanity is Doomed |
Psychologists know you have to be careful when you go poking around the human mind because you're never sure what you'll find there. A number of psychological experiments over the years have yielded t...
Posted by Official Darth Phineas" MySpace on Wed, 07 May 2008 05:45:00 PST |
Top 10 Most Questionable Stars On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame |
Sean "Diddy" Combs' many years of saying things in recording studios and occupying club booths finally culminated this week with his very own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but before we go ahead...
Posted by Official Darth Phineas" MySpace on Wed, 07 May 2008 05:42:00 PST |
Having Fun With 419 Scammers |
For many African nations, America is a goldmine full of rock-stupid people with too much money. They're not completely wrong.
This is why your inbox is full of broken English scams promising you huge...
Posted by Official Darth Phineas" MySpace on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:30:00 PST |
10 Insulting Words You Should Know |
There is a crisis of insults on the Web. On one hand, the volume of flames is very high yet the quality is poor. Gone are the days of the razor-sharp wit of Oscar Wilde and Winston Churchill*, only to...
Posted by Official Darth Phineas" MySpace on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:27:00 PST |
BUSEY KEEPS IT REAL |
In this video, sent to me by the brilliant Robby, a production company stages a fake TV show called "Prayer Hour" upon which Gary Busey is a guest (obviously he doesn't realize it's not a re...
Posted by Official Darth Phineas" MySpace on Sat, 03 May 2008 06:43:00 PST |
Ways To Start a Fire Without Matches |
There is a primal link between man and fire. Every man should know how to start one. A manly man knows how to start one without matches. It's an essential survival skill. You never know when you'll f...
Posted by Official Darth Phineas" MySpace on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:04:00 PST |
The 7 Commandments All Video Games Should Obey |
We are here to condemn Grand Theft Auto IV, and other equally great games, not out of hatred, but out of love. For it does no good to point out the flaws in bad games as bad games by definition cannot...
Posted by Official Darth Phineas" MySpace on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:26:00 PST |
