I'm a fun-loving, road-tripping, concert-going, bitch-collecting , nurse, and mother of two. I'm also one of Those Girls , Metal Sludge's August 2002 Sludgette of the Month as well as Sophia Siren of EMACIATION. And, lucky you... you're about to find out that I'm also long-winded and wordy.
FYI - I suck when it comes to leaving comments for/emailing people back. Realizing that you have a problem is half the battle, right? Here's what happens: One minute, I'm in the inbox reading everything. The next thing ya know, I come to my senses weeks later only to discover that those same messages are STILL THERE IN THE INBOX. I always INTEND to reply, but for some reason I can never like... get there. Don't be offended. It's a character flaw. I really do get around to it eventually.
I SAID I'D GET TO IT. Stop looking at me like that.
Here's a thought: I "MySpace" when I have absolutely nothing else going on. You know... when I'm not LIVING? (Ok, so maybe I have more spare time than the average person. Mind your business.) Until I write a book or make that cheesy independent film that NO ONE will ever see, let alone HEAR about... THIS is just an outlet. I could be completely serious or I could be making all of this up. My photos could really be of me or stolen from Google. I could be a chick named Lu (that's kinda like a Boy Named Sue) or some forty-three year old, creepy, overweight, male pedofile from Wyoming who strangles kittens as a hobby. The same goes for EVERY. PROFILE. HERE. Many of you dumbasses should try understanding that, and possibly even getting an actual life because you take this shit FAR too seriously.
Click it. You know you wanna. Would I disappoint you?
www.TinaLu.com
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Why join? You never know when I may have something important to say. Maybe not now... maybe not next week... but SOME DAY I'm gonna have something important to say. Do you REALLY wanna run the risk of missing it?? Otherwise... I sometimes keep members informed of site updates and announcements concerning TinaLu.com... SOMETIMES. Ok... ok... almost never.
What you've heard about me *could* be true, but then again... it could be as fake (& uncultured, ridiculous, deceptive, gratuitous, fabricated, unconscionable, delusional, overzealous, asinine, half-witted, & bloated) as the bitch who told you.
THEREFORE, have a question? DON'T ASSUME. Ask me.
(Confused by all those big, mean words? Webster's Online Dictionary )
I. LOVE. MUSIC. ...bad music, good music, *almost* all kinds of music. I've made finding the BEST, the WORST, and the CHEESIEST music on MySpace my mission. Most of the songs listed below have contributed to the sound track of my life at some point or another. I will not rest until each one has been given the opportunity to live up to it's full profile potential!
Previous Profile Songs:
Falling To Pieces (1989)- Faith No More
She Ain't Got The Boom Like I Do (2002) - Blaque
Love Song (1989)- Tesla
Valentine (1997)- Martina McBride
Driven (2005)- Bret Michaels
Save All Your Love (1987)- Great White
Sick Love Song (2005)- Vince Neil
Ready To Fly (2004) - Richard Marx
Just Remember I Love You (1977) - Firefall
Lost (2007) - Faith Hill
Breaking Down (2004) - Panic Attack
You Can't Bring Me Down (1990)- Suicidal Tendencies
In The Sun (2000) - Joseph Arthur
Runaway Train (1992) - Soul Asylum
Right Here Waiting (1989) - Richard Marx
Kickstart My Heart (1989) - Vince Neil
Iris (1998) - Goo Goo Dolls
This Ain't The Life (2005) - Evick
Girlfriend (2007) - Avril Lavigne
Wild Side (1987) - Motley Crue
Inside of You (2006)- Hoobastank
Crazy Bitch (2006)- Buckcherry
Through Glass (2006)- Stone Sour
Beer (2006)- Psychostick
Wonder Woman Theme Song (1975)- Wonder Woman
Iron Man (1970)- Black Sabbath
I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker (2005)- Sandi Thom
White & Nerdy (2006)- Weird Al Yankovic
Far Away (2006)- Nickelback
I Call It Love (2006)- Lionel Richie
Brick House (1977) - The Commodores
Sitting At A Bar (2000) - Rehab
California Girls (2005) - Gretchen Wilson
Lips of an Angel (2005) - Hinder
Rockstar (2006) - Nickelback
My Own Worst Enemy (1999) - Lit
The Kill (2005) - 30 Seconds to Mars
Bad Reputation (1981) - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
Somewhere Over the Rainbow (1993) - Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
Wake Up Older (2004) - Julie Roberts
Ms. New Booty (2005) - Bubba Sparxxx (For you, Rock Diva!)
I Want You To Want Me (1978) - Cheap Trick
Let's Get It On (1973) - Marvin Gaye
Land of Confusion (2005) - Disturbed
Nothin' But a Good Time (1986) - Poison
Freaks of the Industry (1990) - Digital Underground
Two of Hearts (1986) - Stacey Q
Play That Funky Music (1976) - Wild Cherry
Far Behind (1993) - Candlebox
Hold on to the Nights (1987)- Richard Marx
You Never Even Called Me By My Name (1975) - David Allan Coe
Summer of '69 (1985) - Bryan Adams
Everything About You (1991) - Ugly Kid Joe
Wait (1987) - White Lion (For you, Melissa!)
The Boys Are Back In Town (1976) - Thin Lizzy
I Wanna Have Some Fun (1988) - Samantha Fox
Bitch (2004) - Naked Beggars
The Sound of Silence (1966) - Simon & Garfunkel
Time Is Running Out (2003) - Muse
Epic (1989) - Faith No More
Please Don't Go Girl (1988) - NKOTB
Boom I Fucked Your Boyfriend (1991) - MC Luscious
I Wanna Be Sedated (1978) - The Ramones
Tonight I Wanna Cry (2004) - Keith Urban
Supersonic (1987) - JJ Fad
Keep Your Hands to Yourself (1986) - Georgia Satellites
Rosanna (1982) - Toto
