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E-Lizabeth

Conventionally Unconventional

About Me

Mother, Model, Friend, Lover, Creative, Intelligent, Fun-loving, Kitten, Lioness, In a 'selectively open' relationship with the one I love, Switch, Compassionate, Open, Honest, Trustworthy, Loyal......are you bored yet? Yes, I'm a twisted soccer-mom from the burbs who lives a strange chaotic life in a boring vanilla subdivision with picket fences and SUV's. My other half (Ed) and I embrace all things that are considered odd by most, we don't judge or criticize others for their choices in life. We have decided to surround ourselves with open-minded people from all walks of life as opposed to our previous friends who turned out to be judgemental close-minded assholes. We are the strange couple that you see in the grocery store and can't quite figure out. We are the neighbors that have all sorts of "odd people" in and out of our home and love it. We are the people the Homeowner's Association hates. We are the people the grade school teachers like but don't want to admit it. We have tatoos and sport non-suburban attire and we are incredibly comfortable in ourselves and our life and our friends and don't give a rat's ass if others point and whisper and wonder.What do you want to know?
PLEASE NOTE: FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ASSIGN LABELS WITH OUT ANY REALITY BASED FACT - the definition of the 1986 Attorney General Commission on Pornography states pornography as material that is "predominantly sexually explicit and intended primarily for the purpose of sexual arousal." Hard-core pornography "is sexually explicit in the extreme, and devoid of any other apparent content or purpose."
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My Interests

Art, music, BDSM - not because it's "en vogue" but because it's part of me. Animals, books, learning, creating....I find people very interesting for some bizarre reason - love to people watch in the mall LOL I am just what and who I am. I don't change for anyone nor do I expect anyone to change to please me. I have met a lot of friends on-line that have become friends real time. I may seem like a freak, but I actually like putting a real face to face conversation with an online one. So many people hide behind this little screen - I'm not one of them. I don't claim to be perfect, nor do I expect perfection. Just be real.

I'd like to meet:

Like-minded individuals, friends, artists, musicians, people who enjoy being themselves and don't believe in false fronts, kinksters, vanilla, models, photogs, I put no restrictions on friendship just don't bullshit me.
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I am 57% Grunge.
.. I am pretty dirty, all right and, I reek of teen spirit... I would sell my own children for a moldy hotpocket, man. Take the
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.. Oh My Goth! You Goth, Girl. There is a good chance I am bi. Freakiness pumps through my viens, but I can still laugh at myself. Take the
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Music:

I love music of all kinds... I was a "band geek" in school....Played clarinet for about 10 years.... I can still squeak out a tune on a dare. I'm a fan of Jimmy Buffet, Dave Matthews, REO Speedwagon, ELO, I like oldie stuff too like the coconut song and brand new key, some Metallica is cool, AC/DC, Kiss was awesome 'back in the day' (Gawd typing that makes me feel old).... Um I like some new stuff too Ripley Caine has a great voice, Melissa Etheridge, Sophie B, Jewel, Aw hell... I could keep rambling on like an idiot but the answer would be YES I LIKE MUSIC.
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?

Movies:

Sure! Let's go! I'm not a big "chick-flick" kinda person, I lean towards action and sci-fi stuff. Horror is cool if it's not going to leave me with nightmares. I still love the old gems like Blues Brothers, Stripes, etc. Peter Sellers flicks always make me giggle....and yes I am the big DORK that cries during Disney flicks.

Television:

Let's see... on the rare chance I can actually grab the remote away from the children or from Ed, I like The Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, I liked Medium - but we'll see what happens with it next season.... Law and Order is always a winner if there is nothing else on TV.

Books:

Douglas Adams rocks... Yes, unfortunately he has passed to a greater plane of existence.... I have (I think) everything he wrote and I love his style. I also read art books, photography books, short stories, poetry, I Love Shakespeare and Poe, and of course I read over my other half's stuff prior to it going to the publisher.... most of the time anyway.... Don't like love stories with those sappy knights on white horses galloping in to save the damsel... I prefer humour... The Boomer's Bible is offensive to everyone and downright hilarious.

Heroes:

Hmmm.... People who are honest, loyal, open-minded, speak their views with out preaching and berating others for seeing the world a different way......

Compassion: You are there to share your sympathy
with others. People would consider you
affectionate and caring, and someone to look up
to.

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My Blog

Ramblings of an insane soccer mom

With less than a week to go before the first day of school, I sit down with one of my twin daughters to organize the 8 or so bags full of school supplies into some sort of orderly pile of shit.  ...
Posted by E-Lizabeth on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:21:00 PST

Kendall County Killing it's Residents?

  To help maintain my own sanity, I need to understand something - with all the new home developments, the increase in population, the increase in retail business in Kendall County - can you plea...
Posted by E-Lizabeth on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 05:20:00 PST

Never forget where we came from

In a time when our current President feels the need to act more in favour of his own agenda, and less in favour of protecting we, the people, let us take time to remember what beliefs our glorious Cou...
Posted by E-Lizabeth on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 06:28:00 PST

Vacation awaits!

As of Tuesday, Edward and I will be on hiatus for a week in Virgin Gorda (look it up if you don't know what I'm talking about).  We are renting a villa on a hillside overlooking the ocean and the...
Posted by E-Lizabeth on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:46:00 PST

PLEASE vote for me

I'm in a Calendar Girl Contest so please be a sweetheart and vote for me. It is much appreciated. Go to the addy below to cast your vote! http://nudefreitags.com/NFmain2/index.php?option=com_content &a...
Posted by E-Lizabeth on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:08:00 PST

Open Mic for newbie comics

The last Wednesday of the month come on out to ComedyComedy at the Roundhouse in Aurora.  It's an Open Mic for all you people that think you're funny check out their site for more info www.comedy...
Posted by E-Lizabeth on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:28:00 PST

Ring in the New Year with Me and the Comedy Gang

Come on out to Walter Payton's Roundhouse for Wes Sullivan's Laffin Jazzin New Year's Eve Party.  It's sure to be a total blast!  Who knows what goodies the Queen of Comedy has in store for ...
Posted by E-Lizabeth on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:04:00 PST

Masquerade Party - Oct 21

Come on out to Mistress Xena's Fetish Night at Spot 6 in Chicago on October 21st.  You can check out her myspace blog for more info. I'll be there.... will you??? Kinky kisses, Miss E...
Posted by E-Lizabeth on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:21:00 PST

Thursday in Aurora! Come have fun!

ComedyComedyLive.com for info and tickets. I will be appearing as Wes's "Guest Vana" for the evening at ComedyComedyLive located at Walter Payton's Roundhouse.... Come out for a FUN-tastic show... Wes...
Posted by E-Lizabeth on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:22:00 PST

Nude Freitag - I'm in October!!!

Posting a bloggitty blog 'bout the October Ezine called Nude Freitag... Link:   http://nudefreitags.com/photos/Ezine/TBofNFOct2006.pdf     If the link has issues for some reas...
Posted by E-Lizabeth on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:23:00 PST