Lonely Hearts Ads - and what they REALLY mean |
Adventurous = likes analAthletic = no titsThirty-something = forty-oneFun = fucking annoyingWild = gets pissed easilyBeautiful eyes = face like a bastard dugSeeks knight in shining armour = husband fu...
Posted by swirl on a seedling lily on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:09:00 PST |
missed chances, misguided ideas and mental illness - perusing the myspace of an 'ex' |
For C, because it's facetious Friday and I said I would... C - Oh but I can feel the music, you know? Really feel it. He is obviously one of the gifted chosen ones. It's just that he is on another l...
Posted by swirl on a seedling lily on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:43:00 PST |
Questions...ganked from Keith |
1) Single, Taken, Naked, or Flirty?Taken and flirty2) Are you happy with that?Yes3) Would you kiss your ex? Which one? 4) Have you ever had your heart broken?No, but I've had my ego dented.5) Do...
Posted by swirl on a seedling lily on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 06:58:00 PST |
only in Scotland... |
Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion....
Posted by swirl on a seedling lily on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:38:00 PST |
I got one of these emails - at last! |
Miss ZACHI MedineAbidjan Cote d'Ivoire West Africa. Hello Dear Chosen one, Please excuse me for all the inconveniences my mail could cause you. Please even if we never knew befo...
Posted by swirl on a seedling lily on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:58:00 PST |
From Canto LXXXI |
What thou lovest well remains, the rest is dross What thou lov'st well shall not be reft from theeWhat thou lov'st well is thy true heritage Ezra Pound ...
Posted by swirl on a seedling lily on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:06:00 PST |
a shameless c+p... |
from good old b3ta...SagittariusLeopards cannot change their spots, and neither can lepers, but the Sagittarian is adept at adopting new postures and poses. If you are feeling like something the cat d...
Posted by swirl on a seedling lily on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:07:00 PST |
tips for ladies |
01. Aspire to be Barbie - that cow has everything.02. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.03. Take life with a pinch of salt...a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.04. ...
Posted by swirl on a seedling lily on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 10:00:00 PST |
S.P.I.L.L. Y.O.U.R G.U.T.S |
A.B.O.U.T Y.O.UName: Maria CallousAge: 37Birthday: n/aHeight: 5' 1"Eye Color: greenHair Color: dark brownHow many piercings: tongue, nipples, ears and navel (before it rejected - twice)Pet Peeve...
Posted by swirl on a seedling lily on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:09:00 PST |
eurgh! |
Can I just say, for the record, that having an ~ ahem ~ 'unwanted admirer' makes my flesh absolutely, no doubt about it, fuckin' CREEP!I'd forgotten how horrible it is. There's somethi...
Posted by swirl on a seedling lily on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:58:00 PST |
