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Mau

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About Me

MySpace CodesI like eating, sleeping, biting people, hissing and generally being an all-round snotty cow.If I was a person I would be Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.I hate owls.

My Interests

Food, violence, bloodshed, waking people up at four in the morning, mouse pizza, chasing my tail, wrecking the bathroom, being noisy and purring.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with chicken, prawns, tuna - fuck it, if you've got it, I'll eat it.Magic fingers are a bonus too.

Movies:

Nosfercatu

Books:

Mewspapers, Catalogues and the National Meowgraphic