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eric

I am here for Friends

About Me

started from nothing. born in a dumpster in mobile, al. spent youth tossing tricks for bologna sandwiches. worked hard and never looked back, now i own two dozen hardcore phone sex companies.
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my work
my band
my ex-band
my puppet troupe
my puppet
my standup comedy

The Golden Egg .. width="425" height="350" ....

My Interests

poker, the saints

I'd like to meet:

The Death of the Actor

Music:

pavement, calexico, ratatat, sea and cake, velvet underground, stereolab, jim o'rourke, pharcyde, beethoven, bernard herrmann, howard shore, clint mansell, kanye, m. ward, daniel johnston, mike watt, dinosaur jr., dianogah, ghostfinger, bad friend, alchohol stuntband, aphex twin, beck (although not lately), wolfmother, sufjan stevens, wendy carlos, brian eno, tortoise, cream, jimi hendrix, led zeppelin, yes, kinks, gbv, rachels, television, how i became the bomb, rodan, slint, plaid, bonnie "prince" billy, the meters, mandrill

Movies:

ring of the lords , tron , king kong (all versions including the linda hamilton sequel to the 1976 version), brokeback mountain (yes I'm gay), 2001, blade runner, a history of violence, evil dead 1-3, dead alive, city of god, the fly (goldblum), thin red line, alien, phantasm II, lonesome dove (yep, still gay), wet hot american summer, wish i could say superman returns (but i can't), a scanner darkly, kicking and screaming (no not you will ferrell!) dune, LOTR, z channel, devil and daniel johnston, we jam econo, pan's labyrinth, children of men, astronaut farmer

Television:

battlestar galactica, 24, world poker tour, hell's kitchen (trust me), get a life, arrested development, entourage, six feet under, the office (uk and us), cable access

Books:

dune, dune, and oprah club

Heroes:

david cronenberg, peter jackson, alfred hitchcock, bill hicks, patton oswalt, zach galifianakis and the godfather roger corman

My Blog

inspire this...

  i hate observing but you won't stop performing i hate inspiring but you won't stop yearning i hate subscribing but you deliver and its some news......
Posted by eric on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:08:00 PST

my top 8 is once again a top 8

here's why:First, I eliminated blood relatives, because in the real world they are tops. I'd do anything for them and they don't need a myspace page to know it. Bottom line, our parents did so much lo...
Posted by eric on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:54:00 PST

DIE HARD on the way home from middle school....

when i was a wee lad walking home from middle school i used to fantasize about the plot of future Die Hard installments. You see I used to stroll home from school with my trombone in hand every day fo...
Posted by eric on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:32:00 PST

my top 8 is no longer a top 8

I'm blowin' up!
Posted by eric on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:03:00 PST

My top 8 is no longer all dudes

Look at all the ladies in my life!
Posted by eric on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 05:04:00 PST

My top 8 is all dudes

That's because dudes know what dudes like. 
Posted by eric on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 03:13:00 PST